>i'm here for the job interview
I'm here for the job interview
>Sorry we don't hire mentally I'll people
>Fill my diversity quota
>Get a cute pooch for the office that I don't have to take care of otherwise
All upside, no downside. You're hired
coworker here, I'm highly allergic to dogs. hiring you would be a hate crime against me.
>our client from the east is here. This is a big account, I want everyone on their best behavior
>Mr. Chingchong, welcome to the states. As you can see our sales have increased tenfold in the third quarter. We project an additional- YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK BLARGH
>What was that?
>Sorry my dog just vomited. Don’t worry, he’ll lick it up
>.....15% increase in sales by the end of the year...
>bring dog into my office
>I'm not allowed to pet the good boy because he has a job to do and I'll distract him
No greater insult
Fuck those people.
>Dude don't look at my dog he's working!
One fucking guy brought his service dog to a bar and got married when drunk people wanted to pet it's like what did you expect
Married? I meant to say mad
This dog is really underground i don't know any of these bands
Employer here, between a whiny faggot and a dog in the office, I'll keep the dog.
this
People with service dogs are fucking insufferable. I'm glad you have to use a service dog, you deserve whatever happened to you, since you're a horrible person.
Really tough for disabled people to get a job that can last. I remember back when I was a teen I got a job at Winners, the clothing chain. We had a visibly disabled guy in the orientation meeting, physically and slightly mentally as well I think. He said something along the lines of "This is the happiest day of my life", hit me right in the fucking feels. Before that he only had "volunteer" unpaid positions. The guy lasted like a month before they found a reason to get rid of him, he was too weak to even assemble some stuff. Being disabled sucks...this is in Canada btw
Lawyer here, what ever you chooose, I'll get my cut.
Are service dogs a meme? What exactly do they do to help someone with mental problems?
>Uptight client for Glorious Old Nippon is coming here; we all must be on our best behavior!
Get rid of this meme
>This thread
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The absolute state of nig nog vocabulary
Government leech here, gibsmedat.
I'd love to have a cute doggo around the office
i know its cool to be contrarian but some people need these dogs to function.
>East Asian Clients come to the office and start licking their lips
Fuck these bitches and their stupid fucking lap "service" dogs. If you bring that shit class fuck you
Blind dog?
>mentally i'll
underrated post
Republican here, stop stealing
Democrat here, we need higher taxes and more social programs to help the disenfranchised ethnic communities that aren't white.
I hate how these retards are pretty much ruining the dogs life putting that uncomfortable shit on them and not letting them play and be normal. Fucking faggots dude i swear.
Obviously by retards i mean the ppl with "emotional support" animals not blind people and so on.
My moms friend has one of these "non-service" service dogs. Yeah, its total bullshit but the dog is nice enough and we watch the dog sometimes when the owner goes on vacation.
It's not a meme. If it's a huge costumer or someone high-up from management then of course everyone should be on their best behavior. Also, China, Japan and Korea have much more strict corporate cultures than the west.
For non-americans, what is this all about?
Is it a blind person's dog?
My hospital has as pupper who functions to comfort I'll patients. Mostly patients while they receive their chemo. You can pet him and he's the chillest dog I've ever seen
I'm here for my free money
There is literally nothing wrong with needing a service animal for medically-approved reasons.
I just don’t get why I can’t bring my dogs on a plane with me if they’re well behaved and I pay for seats. I have one dog with insane anxiety she has ripped her teeth out being put in a crate and I am concerned she’ll literally have a heart attack if I put her under a plane. I need to go pay some fucking therapist for bullshit papers that say I’m crazy to bring my perfectly behaved dog on a plane with me? What the fuck is that. There used to be an airline which allowed you to bring pets on but I guess the demand wasn’t high enough. I would understand if someone is severely allergic and would gladly take a different flight if that were the case but seriously I should be able to travel with my dog without having to do some shady illegal shit or risk her dying.
Also there are plenty of airlines that allow small breeds which generally are not well trained just because they fit in a fucking carrier. I would literally buy my dogs their own seats and put a blanket down or whatever and tie them to the fucking seat what is the difference between that and some rich cunt with her toy breed yapping and biting at people with its head poked out of the bag
Do you know what he said regardless? Yes? That's because African American Vernacular English is literally a more efficient dialect of English. They've also dropped the third person verb "to be" (eg "You stupid", as opposed to "you are stupid"). It's not needed since there's no confusion in that case. Languages like Hungarian also have this absence of 3rd person "to be".
Next time you make fun of black people speakinjg remember that you're speaking inefficiently solely because you feel superior, like a dumb asshole.