Gf is already talking about how we will name our kids

>gf is already talking about how we will name our kids

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She is a control freak and a narcissist with no emotional intelligence you need to break up with her immediately
I know these things. You are clearly nothing more than a toy to her. Break up with her right now

abortions

>dad is making hints like "one day your kids will be..." although I'm a 28 year old virgin who never had a gf

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Achilles and Hector

Do it faggot

he has faith in you

fuck off normalfag

I like Achilles, she prefers Alexander though. And I like Aphrodite for girls tho she likes Artemis

I think he's just desperate at this point.
My delirious grandma asks me "how's your girlfriend?" every time I visit her at the nursing home, referring to my oneitis who I haven't seen since 5 years. Just because I brought this girl home to dinner that one time
It's funny

Naming his kid Hector would be cucked.
OPs ancestors fought agains't Troy and much time later the descendants of Troy managed to beat the greeks into submission.

Achilles is fine though. It is a manly and redpilled name

Do greeks name their children after the gods of old?

EJECT! EJECT!

>op has loving gf clearly in to be with him long term and provide him children
>omg break up now wtf is wrong with her
???

real man fuck prostitutes.
Never date a girl

You are not white!

ABORT MISSION

>It's funny
it's sad :'(

>tfw 22 year old virgin
I don't want be like this

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33 yo virgin reporting.

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Of course not, I'm pomerianian, and therefore a slav rapebaby

> Expecting Iresponsible NEETs to be dead beat dads

Aphrodite sounds good but it feels pretentious as fuck to name your kid after a literal god

Yes, but it's cringe desu.
People usually find some obscure saint with the same name so that they can baptise the children.

>mom keeps telling me that I have to find the right Armenian girl to marry
How do I make conversations about me getting marriage stop?

Its not as uncommon as you think. My only worry is if the kid is ugly

You don't. Maybe she'll manage to find a girl for you, like in the old days

everybody in my family thinks i am a fuckboy because i am attractive
i've never even kissed a girl

I'm gonna end up marrying as a virgin who didn't get laid when he was young and will only have monthly missionary

Just get some hookers user.

Nice, what magic school?
27 here, I'm thinking about speccing into Divination.

>divination
a gay pole

Yeah might come down to Brazil or go to Europe for it

head over to hercegovina girls there would probably like you

Get a american hooker user.
They exist too.

ja sam hercegovac, bio sam dole jedino 2003.

izgledam kao brat hercegovac jedvaj samo tamniji i puno visi

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>not abusing the ability to know everything about anything
>having two opposed schools
Bet you memorize Fireball, faggot.

jeste li pogledali u hrvatsku?

nice
name the frist born, Atl ( water that burns )

ne razumijem pitanje brate

jeste li uopće tražili žene u hrvatskoj?

ja sam neku bosanku htio al sam zajebo pa nista od toga
od te zenske nista ne jebem 5%

Nah bro not a good idea. People here get arrested for getting handjobs after a massage and get attacked by viscous prosecutors

And this is a problem how?

imagine taking relationship advice from Jow Forums

that much is assured

Let's be honest if OP is dumb enough to take his advise and end the relationship he shouldn't be spreading his dumb genes anyway

ne brini brate, sve će ispasti dobro

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you're talking shit
just get a escort. Tecnically, they're there to provide company(which isn't illegal), and the sex just happens independent of the money

Bro I'm telling you I've read stories where a cop pretends to be an Asian worker who asks if he wants "suck or fuck" and if the guy agrees the convo is recorded so they take him and round him up with a group of other men who went there. They all get put into a van and sent to their local jail. Of they're lucky they get community service if they're unlucky it goes on their records and their lives are ruined. I'm talking about thing that happened in my city (LA) not some bs stories from Bumfukersville

ako bog da brate

ti si ja jbt dobijam poglede u busu i to al samo sam zabo za ovu precanku. Ostaje da se nadam da ce se za mene dobro zavrsiti

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holy shit this can't be real.
Here in my city I got the number of a nice hooker from a cop kek

>I got the number of a nice hooker from a cop kek
wtf how

It's a real story. The prosecutor was some chick with a stick up her ass who wanted the guy in jail or at the very least in community service but a worse kind where he had do the worst kind of labor. The judge was cool though and gave him 10 days of light service.
They straight up rounded up men and put them in a van for getting handjobs

Name your kid Yannis

>108418140
everyone fuck hookers here. You can just ask

Play it off, add to the conversation by saying stupid names like ass blaster so she can notice how little you care about kids