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HARK! Toil doth lurk uponst'morrow

Now I must make mine rest and slumber

Fare thee well

Fuck off

the reason why i hate wahman

doing my CSCS test tomorrow

hope i pass it, cba revising i feel like i know most of it, im passign mocks

not very nice

it's Monday

got my test today, gonna revise in morn

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*turns to you and makes eye contact*

>What did he mean by this?

youtube.com/watch?v=RZulSkjLES8

complex organisms

>ENGLAND WIN THE WORLD CUP

why are both threads dead?

dunno

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everyone's asleep

went into my local sikh ran off license earlier, grabbed my usual 4 ring of stella and a boost bar. put it on the checkout and before i can get my wallet out bossman tells me ‘no pay its a gift’ and congratulates us on our cricket result

BASED sikhs man

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HOW'S THIS EVEN POSSIBLE???

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It's really hard to talk to my dad. I hate fat people so much, but he has been fat for the past 15 years. I talk to him about once a month on average and it's only for 5 mins really

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should take him out for dinner

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youtu.be/kgyLOturJ1E

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>thin spaghetti
fucking stupid yanks it's spaghettini

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should tell the fat cunt to put the pies down

It's the alcohol innit

Deano's exposed

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what was so thrilling about it?

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the man hit the ball, threw the ball AND caught the ball

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lads remind me about the chicken drumsticks i put in the oven in 20 minutes

will do mate *falls asleep*

still can't believe it just bounced off his bat like that when he wasn't even looking or aware
what are the odds

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did the car go vroom

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the definition of a based black man

Amazing isn't it. The man held a piece of wood and the ball hit the piece of wood and the rules determined that he won and became a national champion. How fascinating!

yes the car went very fast in a circle again and again then hamilton won

Looks expensive

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fuck off

Alri crickets is just a fancier version of baseball

God, I'm so happy... Love Cricket me.

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Chicken....Fried not baked.

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>A journalist who Boris Johnson secretly discussed helping a friend to have beaten up
Is this even English? I literally can't understand this sentence.

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Amazing that Proto-Indo-European came from the Ukrainian Steppe. English and Russian and Hindi are almost the same innit, just like man and monkey

found the cute girl from unis instagram

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cheeky late night snack lads

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Do not dare to masturbate on it

fat cunt

pretentious southern paki shite

Based

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i like your zebra spoon

quite the banquet you got there

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you shouldn't eat after 6 hours before bed otherwise your body won't digest it properly

thanks you too

lmao

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metro.co.uk/video/cocaine-fuelled-mum-twos-knife-rampage-op-1964726/

I didn't know cokelad is a girl

>6 hours
nonsense

earn 9.40 an hour working at sainsburys

Tanning lad here. Just got back from an 18 minute session.

alri deano
you manager now?

i dont have a zebra spoon

nice

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so if i sleep at 9 my last meal should be at 3?

alri

Utter tosh

yeah
if you want your body to fully digest all the food and get maximum nutrients and minimum fat

I am become Deano, destroyer of slags

Pray for Nigwit

Eggman's on BBC right now.

if you work hard you'll get one one day

files.catbox.moe/dc40us.mp4

whoa

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there was a zoo in cairo i think it was and they had a zebra that was just a donkey with stripes painted on it

is the incel doc really just a critique of Jow Forums without knowing it?