After a devastating loss to Gigachad, Soyjak is desperate to regain the presidency. Gigachad appointed him as Vice President, and so a decision was reached:
To win back the presidency, he must kill Gigachad.
He knew this would be no easy feat, so he came prepared and brought a gun.
Gigachad was aware of this plan, though, and when Soyjak came with his gun, Gigachad's guards tackled him to the ground and took it from him.
>Gigachad, after a moment of thought, told Soyjak that he may have the Presidency, under one condition:
He must beat Gigachad in a hand to hand battle to the death.
>1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 0 DUBS deals 3 damage to the first person listed in your comment
>2, 6, 9 DUBS heals 3 damage to the first person listed in your comment.
>TRIPS deals 10 damage to the first persob listed in your comment.
>QUADS deals 50 damage to the first person listed in your comment.
>QUINTS is an instant kill to the first person listed in your comment.
>Mupdate every 5 minutes, the "absolute state" of each person will be determined only then.
After a devastating loss to Gigachad, Soyjak is desperate to regain the presidency...
T-this is it, Chad. Take this!
Get on your knees, Soyjak.
Gigachad is FUCKED
DIE GIGAFUCKER
THAT WAS **MY** PRESIDENCY
Why yes, I'm going to kill you, how could you tell?
IT'S MY TURN!!!!!
*mindlessly votes for soyjak*
MUPDATE:
>Gigachad's health now at 97
DIE CHAD
TAKE THIS CHAD YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>You barely scratched me, Soyjak.
Can't let some virgin soyjak hurt my bf
>NOOOO GIGACHAD CANT WIN!!!
TAKE THIS TAKE THAT BOOM KPAOW
I'm done fooling around now, Soyjak. Take this.
*Gigafart at Soyjak*
THAT ALL YOU GOT CHAD? HOW ABOUT THIS HUH? *BAAAAM*
Look at you, Soyjak. Crying already?
>IT'S OVER, GIGACHUMP, SO JUST GIVE UP
Gigachad? More like mighty bad!
>transforms into spider
>DEVASTATING BITE TO SOYJAK
Gigachad? More like give up, lad!
IM NOT CRYING FUCK YOU AAAAAA TAKE THIS
>yer goin to walk the plank, soy
>reinforcements have arrived!!! :D GET READY TO DIE GIGACHAD
god can we get at least one scriptfag in here you are all horrible at getting dubs
Gigachad? More like gay n' sad!
>CHHHHHARGE
>HE CAN'T KILL US ALL
most are sleeping by now
>god can we get at least one scriptfag in here you are all horrible at getting dubs
Gigachad? More like shit n' mad!
>*detonates*
>get smashed, soyboyjack
i find this funny,thank you
>Omae wa mou shindeiru
>yeah, you only live once, soydrinker
>only 3 dub posts in the entire thread
NOOOOOOOO WHY DO MY PUNCHES KEEP MISSING
>THIS IS IT GIGACHAD,WE ARE GOING TO KILL YOU WITH A CLONE OF YOURSELF!!!
Gigachad? More like über unrad!
>Why yes? i am indeed a traitor to the chad race, take this giga! long live SOYJAK!!
>I CAN'T SEE SHIT HE TURNED THE LIGHTS OFF
>why yes, I always get dubs, how could you tell?
Things aren't looking too good right now for Niggachad...
if soyjak kills gigachad, a new election takes place and soyjak gets arrested, so it doesn't makes sense the thread, it's the US
Gigachad? More like gigafag!
>mfw you don't get dubs in your post about dubs
HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW GIGACHAD, DIEEE!!!
>I've reached my Limit Break: SoySlash version 5
kek
>TENNO HEIKA BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIII
>if soyjak kills gigachad, a new election takes place and soyjak gets arrested, so it doesn't makes sense the thread, it's the US
FUCK YOU SOYJAK, BOOB MILK IS BETTER
Time to die soyjak
well, i still got the dubs of 3 damage to soydrinkerjak
Stop opposing me
MY TIME IS NOW GIGACHAD, YOURE GONNA DIE.
Gigachad? More like mega drag!
>one off
Nice try soyjak, but it's over.
THIS IS THE END GIGACHAD, TASTE MY SOYNUT
By the way, health bars aren't that accurate so go off numbers instead
Impressed you hit me,but let me get ready now
>time to die, soyboi
You can't win, Soyjak. I have ascended.
Fuck i could have done a triple
Gigachad? More like lost his nads!
>SURRENDER NOW GIGACHAD... THERE IS STILL TIME FOR MY MERCY
>this will not end well for you, soyjakie
ITS OVER, I GONNA ABSORVE YOU KNOW GIGACHAD
I'm not alone, Soyjak.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I WILL WIN, YOU WILL DIE GIGACHAD
Im getting tired of this shit
>I hate that you're making me do this Soyjak, even after all we've been through together.
>little soyjak, you will still have to defeat my entire army
I'm impressed you managed to last this long, Soyjack. Unfortunately it's all over for you now.
I've got to release the power in my heart. The dark power I've been holding back. ...even if it changes me forever. AUUGHHH!
Soyjak and Gigachad have reached equilibrium once again.
AAAAAAAA SOYJAK
Gigachad? More like howling mad!
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
Its over now soyjak
>why, yes, i will kill soyjak with ease, how could you tell?
You are wasting my time
>YOU CANNOT SURPASS MY AUTISM GIGACHAD, YOUR TIME HAS ENDED
>all your fancy poses are nothing compared to my power
>this isn't even my final form, not even halfway there, and you're still pulling from the bottom of your pocket!
Gigachad? More like windy hag!
Gigachad? More like pukebag!
I won, Soyjak.
*snap*
>SAY YOUR LASTWORD GIGACHAD I FOUND MY SOYMILK
>damage to the first person listed in your comment
the count is not right >soyjak is getting the worst and it will keep like that until he his erased
Gigachad? More like shitrag!
>let's see if you can do anything against my robotic form!
>soyjak you deserve to fucking die! Fucking faggot ass soy!
dodge this chad
Gigachad
>YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME GIGACHAD
Soyjak = 4x3 = 12 less
Giga = 3x3 = 9 less
Soyjak at 88
Giga at 91
Soyjack do not make me use THAT
Gigachad? More like what a cad!
>YOU CAN'T KILL ME IF I DIE GIGA CHAD, ITS OVER
I've decided to not be super robot autistic about it so if it's apparent what someone's intentions are in the self contained post I'll count it
I'm also not counting my own posts
Gigachad? More like hit by a cab!