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Shut up, cunt.

i shagged your dad up the arse and he shat you out into the toilet xxxxx

i spend 100 pounds at least every single day on crack

a girl I sext asked me for a date but I don’t want to

How do I say no without being a fuccboi

Cool, but shut up about it, cunt.

Cop or not?

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nah looks shit

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Any sex havers in

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state of your teeth degenerate

hahahaha

why is she hurting him

Westminster voting intention:

LAB: 28% (-)
CON: 24% (-1)
BREX: 20% (+1)
LDem: 15% (-1)
GRN: 5% (-)

via @ComRes, 10 - 11 Jul
Chgs. w/ 07 Jul

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nuke all an*Lo scum

vive le quebec libre

Will a world leader ever make people seethe as much as Donald Trump has?

NEED a whale to have my children

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Cringe, faggot.
Real Quebecois love the shit im on.

You gotta be crazy
You gotta have a real need
You gotta be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed

cringe

>cringe
Yikes

>Yikes
Cringe

watched a youtube vid on some divers that swim near them and the whales click at them etc and it has so much energy that they say they start to heat up and that they could probably kill you if they wanted

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Schizo is, verifiably, a rather cool cat.
But even if what i was doing was lame i'd still do it. Cause convictions. Lrn 2 manhood.

Shagged my gf last week

I shagged your gf last week too

Be a poorer man if i never saw an eagle fly

Honnête et respectable

That's nice, dear.
*goes back to watching the simpsons*

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that's a photo of eisenhower not nixon

>implying we should give chavs the opportunity to have guns
No thank you. I don't want to get shot

>liberals
>Reagan
>Nixon

Where are all the guns in 'communist' countries now?

כֹּהֵן

what kind of retarded fucking accent is this?
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What do I do with my spare time? Edit Wikipedia battleboxes so that Britain is the first listed ally.

>You shut your mouth
>How can you say
>I go about things the wrong way?
>I am human and I need to be loved
>Just like everybody else does

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Everywhere except in the USA, "liberal" mean someone who believes in unregulated market.

Thus it's almost a synonym for "right-wing" : smallest State structures as possible, complete freedom for the rich.

Kalachnikov is a soviet weapon. It's extremely famous and widespread all across the world (AK, angel king, automatic kalash)

I do worse but you have to mess with wikidata.

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would be nice for Venezuelans to have guns haha

i'll cut you

go to bed

mum?

>wanked again
how to quit porn
the jews literally did this

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"how to's" are a lie. You either have good fortune, or you don't.

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right

rachid?

god i need a French gf
do Angloid accents sound good to French ears?

irresistibly sexy, yes.

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which way is it spinning haha

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you make nice cheese, i'll give you that, you smelly bastards

>tfw only brit still awake
this thread belongs to me now

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gigachad is so much cooler than soyjak

What

you heard me

Show your working

i'm hanging on mush

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just trust me

dont like corn tacos

Osteoporosis is the silent killer

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Woke up an hour ago lads

2 hours ago for me :)

i woke up 7 and a half hours ago

Nice one lad

thought English accents sounded absolutely horrible in every other language

>NOOOOOO PET CATS KILL SO MANY ANIMALS
>HECKIN GOOD WOOFER DOGGOS ARE SO MUCH GENTLER

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>OMG TINY SMOL CINNAMON ROLL FLOOFBALL IMMA PLAY WIT YER TOE BEANS UWU

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pet nigger's going fucking mental
he doesn't like the thunder

grug want wife

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me in the white not giving a fuck

Me on the right.

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I do my own stunts
Jackie Chan widdit

my best mate just killed himself. freaking out. sorry lads but i don't know what to do.

do i call his parents? don't feel like that's the right thing

let the police deal with it

yes call them if you're not larping

oh I wasn't there, the police and his parents already know. I just don't know if I should call them for condolences

oh
write them a letter unironically

That makes a bit more sense than what I was thinking. If I were you I'd leave it a few days and pop round in person, condolences, if there's anything I can help with etc.

In the meantime if you've got any nice photos of him they wouldn't have, I'm sure they'd appreciate it. Get them printed preferably.

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Let's a go.

I'm Mexican.

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AAAAAAJJJJJJJJ

me on the left putting up a respectable defence

chewn
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just sweep his leg ffs

not thinking straight at all so good advice, cheers. should probably get off Jow Forums too.

finally finished the left wing, call me the minecraft shapiro
takes more stone than i expected it

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