I have never had sex and probably never will

I have never had sex and probably never will.

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5 years till wizard status

use a prostitute, dummy

Can't say I blame you. I'd sooner stick my cock in a blender than in an American woman.

same

Would go back to being a virgin if it meant I was guaranteed to find eternal, everlasting love with my soul mate

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yeah having a over 100 kill count doesnt feel great either
unclean

Sad!

Will you become a mass shooter?

>I have never had sex and probably never will.

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This. Pic rel,the last prozzie I shagged. She agreed to let me frenchkiss her :DD

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I honestly don't know what's more pathetic out of paying for sex and kissing a pro.

Dude you’re based. Have you licked a hooker’s pussy and ass before?

How expensive

1 year here

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Yes many times. I usually ask her to let me eat her out.

25 USD half an hour.

How old are you and what do you do for a living?

I'm half Armenian, a 169cm short "male" manlet midget, and I had sex on two occasions five years ago.

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stop frogposting. It's a huge turnoff for women, and a embarrassment for everyone

>t. incel
nice, I fucked this one last week. Paid for one hour but stayed with her almost 3

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What are your favorite sites? I'm using one that has rather expensive gals.

This doesn't count

I got her from fatal model, though I've been a regular for quite a time

Shit, I just noticed I became a wizard this year. I guess I'll just keep preserving my virginity until I die.

Some decades ago fathers would take their sons to a whorehouse to teach them to be men. We don't do this anymore, instead we expect every kid to know how to seduce women, the problem is that it's a skill that has to be developed, paying a professional to teach you is the way to go.
I'm using fatalmodel too, but it's like R$150~200 and I'm a poor wageslave ;-;

>I'm using fatalmodel too, but it's like R$150~200 and I'm a poor wageslave ;-;
user, you're getting only crackheads for pennies.

150 is a accceptable price

>Some decades ago fathers would take their sons to a whorehouse to teach them to be men. We don't do this anymore, instead we expect every kid to know how to seduce women, the problem is that it's a skill that has to be developed, paying a professional to teach you is the way to go

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My dad unironically offered me to take me to a whorehouse when I was 14. He never did though. Might go to one when I get a proper job and pay of my student debt

>t. virgin

I say it's pathetic because getting laid is so easy without paying for it. I'm an odd-looking, awkward dude too. Not rich either.

I have never had sex, but I have confidence I will one day.

Only when I am married or prepared to make an equal commitment to marriage though.

Explain your tactics, where you find women, etc.

what? just because whores are easy to fuck do you think that paying for sex is pathetic?

retarded christian

>t. only fucks prostitutes

It's very different to fuck normal (ugly) grilles and quite hot prostitutes.

shut up indio go back to the jungle

How old are you? I was 25 when I lost my virginity

Gladly:
>no tactics
>through mutual friends

That's it. I won't claim to have fucked a ridiculous number of different people, but I've consistently kept my bed warm over the years.

Yes, but not because it's easy - for a lot of folks it's a significant cost for even a moderate quality whore. It's pathetic because you pay for it. Seducing someone is a fine pursuit. Paying to skip to the end is pathetic when the alternative is so rewarding and not even that hard. Plus sex is great and all, but it's a shitload better with someone who actually digs you.

I have had sex and will have it again

>Have sex with a prostitute at the age of 26
>Have sex with the first gf at the age of 31

That led into a shitty marriage, though.

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How was it? Was it awkward?

>It's pathetic because you pay for it. Seducing someone is a fine pursuit.
You still failed to explain why this is pathetic. Why is seducing someone a "fine pursuit"?
>Plus sex is great and all, but it's a shitload better with someone who actually digs you.
I think you haven't fucked many prostitutes then.

>Paying to skip to the end is pathetic when the alternative is so rewarding

No it isn't, you search for a hot whore, talk to her, ask her a lot of questions and try to follow your instincts. A lot of the times it works and you fuck a quite attractive whore and you have a good chemistry with her, make her cum etc. You can get a girl from any ethnicity you want, Black, blonde (I even fucked a Hapa escort once, and an Argie one), you can fuck two or three girls in a row or get a threesome or even a foursome (I'm planning to get one with three Venezuelan sisters once one of them comes back from there,).

And it's not mutually exclusive with fucking regular girls anyway.

I've noticed that people from Latam tend to be more acceptable of sex with hookers than firstoids. Why is that?
Were they brainwashed by feminist propaganda perharps?

Yeah, I couldn't get it up at first and when I did and got hard enough to go inside I lasted only a few minutes. For the first maybe 5 times I had trouble getting hard.
Everyone is worried they'll blow their load in 5 seconds but they're much more likely to not get it up.

>She agreed to let me frenchkiss her
bro...

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virgin have sex incel freak

Imagine kissing a prostitute. A stripper/prostitute kissed me on the cheek once, maybe on the lips, I can't remember I was drunk, and I was disgusted.
I also tried to lick her asshole as I was getting a lapdance, so I'm not a saint either

This is what affected me as well, but with the pros. Started out with handjobs with some private "dancers". I was terrified at first

Stop kissing prostitutes

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I hope you get to have sex, if that's what you want.

>Disgusted for having a cheek kiss
>Fine with licking a asshole

2bh, your average 20~30 yo girl has sucked as many dicks as any whore, I have herpes already, so fuck that, I'll kiss whores on the mouth if I want to!

I know, friend. I'm disgusting

Same, never had a kiss either. Almost 23

I had my first kiss at 25
I'm married now at 29 and can literally have sex with my wife whenever I want. It's never too late

for a green card I can get a gf for you.

>I have herpes
You shouldn't have had sex with prostitutes.

>108423452
post her pictures

I'm autistic unemployed shut in who lives with his mom. Nobody is going to want to be with me.
I can't get you one. Besides, the girl would just leave me as soon as she gets her permanent visa.

Post my wife? Yeah, no. Not gonna post her here for you to fap to

I got when I was a virgin. On the mouth tho, Herpes simplex.

So get out and get a life. The easiest way is to get a job and meet people that way

>I'm autistic unemployed shut in who lives with his mom. Nobody is going to want to be with me.
Get a job user. Try somewhere that accept unskilled workers.
Factories perharps.

Do you smell weird? Be honest.

Are you fat?

Well I did. Sucks to be you.

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Man up

Nice. Are you the romanian that barebacks whores?

300 types of Herpes. Only around 5 are transmitted sexually and you must be a nigger to get rekt by it. But Americans keep sperging out on it. In case you wonder they were posting the same garbage in 2005 too.

Just planning on getting a truck license and driving box trucks part time. I quit my full time job because I didn't like interacting with other people and preferred more free time. I have an HVAC certificate but don't really want to do that anymore.
No, I keep up hygiene when I go outside.
No, slightly skinny fat since I was 19 though. Going off my meds to see if that was the cause.

Based fellow non-animal.

kek

Ah yes, we are on 4chad after all, not very surprising to see a bunch of normietrash bash a fellow user, wish you all syphilis, degenerates.

> I quit my full time job because I didn't like interacting with other people and preferred more free time
Interacting with people is good, it gives you social skills. I prefer being alone too, but in this society we can only survive if we adapt.
Free time really isn't a option unless you get rich

>when I go outside
That means you're not hygienic.
Incels aren't real. It's a dumb meme, and you should stop.

I'm not bashing him.
I adviced him to get a job.

None of them will ever be self-aware.

I don't like most people. I don't understand how anyone can stand spending a majority of their life doing something they don't want to do. I'd rather have more freedom.
>That means you're not hygienic.
I'm not covered in feces and hoarding piss jugs. No point in showering every day if you're just a shut in. Every other day or so is fine.

I was bashing him because my life is shitty and trolling is everything I have.

>I'd rather have more freedom.
first you need to get rich.

I do understand why you would hate work though. Nobody likes it, mondays always have a climate of funerals here too

Chances of becoming rich without an already sizable pool to start with is exceedingly low.

Just don’t kill anyone because of it OK

And that's the only way to be really free

>and not even that hard
Yeah if you're attractive

>Incels aren't real

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>wanting to stick your dick inside of some putrid fishpit
sex is fucking gross you retards

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>Tfw have a Cubana/Hondurana gf

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yes it is, and yet we crave it

>Every other day or so is fine.
It's not, though. I mean, just as an issue of self respect...

Dude wtf. Mediocre white nasty sluts are 150 usd at least

Whoa. Need to visit Colombia immediately