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putting on pants to go to walmart

I stole a 20 from my dad’s wallet when I was like 5 and never got caught, STILL feel bad

that's fine with me. absolutely adore egg salad sandwiches.

what does a five year old do with twenty dollars

Browsing while laying down is so comfy. I might have to become a phone poster.

my guess is candy

I phonepost 24/7

putting on socks to go to walmart

gonna need some proof

have to walk like 4 hours to reach the nearest walmart

drive

got boots on to go to walmart, it's only 2 blocks away but im still gonna drive

rural or commie?

Why would a korean make this thread?

based and phonebilled

it's an illegal alien on a proxy living in washington

idk how
theres no walmart in my town so i have to walk to another town that has one

In my car to drive to walmart

>t. laying in bed with pants on fire

Just parked my car outside walmart

currently at the check out at wall mart

LIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Inside walmart

can't find my way out, it is a big store

See you in hell sinner

Bingo:

...

Left Walmart, gonna get some gas to drive to work with tomorrow

For you

what's the next shart in your wall mart

bums audibly digging through the dumpster outside my window

shine a flashlight on them and scream

Getting gas, it's expensive right now

making a post right now

Over a loonie a liter here bud
I remember when it was like 80 cents and that was expensive. When I was a kid it was like 30.

$1.48 right now

do u think a muzzle flash would work?

yeh. don't forget to scream though.

dangerously close to a VERY RACIST number there bub

it's 2.90/gallon here

Ok I'm home now

business idea: unlimited free weed

what's your haul

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Told my 13 year old cousin that pic related is my gf and she called me a pathetic creep

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not being able to grow drugs on your own property is quite possibly the biggest crime of humanity. I get it tho.

BC?

i don't talk to any of my cousins

good. cousins are for pumping and dumping only.

That’s disgusting

yep

weirdo

better business idea:
unlimited everything forever for free

>

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cringe

business idea
2000 a month for everyone instead of 1000
will beat yang and sanders

Policy Idea
$1B per month for everyone in the world

impractical

Still don’t get why it’s okay for niggers to dye their hair blonde and for men to put on a wig and say they’re a woman
But if I get surgery to make myself look like pic related I’m a weird

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how, why

kys cuckservative

>impractical

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could easily get a job in china just standing around in a suit while urkel is forced to live in the USA

what kind of job is that

would you have gay sex with a fat black man if it meang getting that surgery

they pay "white monkeys" to stand around in suits doing nothing to make their businesses look better

*meant

East Asians like to hire wypipo to stand around in business meetings because it makes the company look more important and international. They’re basically just actors, meant to portray a Western business partner or w/e

Honestly
If I could look exactly like an East Asian male
Yeah I probably would

It’s not that weird, Michael Jackson did it just fine

It's not impractical if you are okay with making $1B basically valueless.

That’s where your wrong!
I could easily get a job in China doing some manual labor job due to my size

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I find that very hard to believe with such an over-saturated labor workforce

give me some (You)s. i'm too drunk to make a reply worthy post.

W-well I’m a big nigger and I’m sure I can lift heavy things
I’ll find a job easily

not gonna give that drunk a (You)

Nigger

when they're building entire cities with no demand just to employ laborers I really don't think they will import people to work labor

thank you. have a cat pic

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hey aliceposter can u give me a list of 5 best albums to download? my music library has become extremely stale

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thx bb

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Well I’ll just live off my Chinese wife
Of course, if push comes to shove I’ll do some illegal work

This is unironically a work of art, like seriously.

news24.com/World/News/chinese-man-has-penis-cut-off-during-a-drunken-night-out-20190524

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It’s a good thing I don’t drink

special one just for you

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Haven't had sex since I started taking SSRIs, have felt no need to
Is this what wizards experience?