How to obtain Canadian, American or Japanese citizenship?

Commit suicide
Obtain citizenship after marriage
Make a lot of money

What is the correct answer?

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go to mexico and cross the border after the 2020 elections

Easiest solution for you would probably be being qualified and an attractive candidate for work in the US and then having your employer help you immigrate.

CHINA is the future~ Amerikkka is the dying empire

For American citizenship there's a few ways
1)Marry a citizen
2)Have some sort of family here that can bring you in as a citizen
3)get a green card and live here for 5 years(I did this when my parents moved here and I was a kid)
4)get an employer to bring you in
5)flee some kind of war or persecution and apply for asylum
There's probably a few more that I forgot though

>is the dying empire
True but it will not die in our lifetime, so USA is still most attractive destination for immigration.

What's your career? Getting in is easier of you have family in the US already.

I have a certification for the machine field. My major is mechanical, and my educational background is professional university (college) graduation.

Should be easy, then. Just apply for citizenship at your local US embassy.
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There are more and they all take 2/3 to 9 years for full citizenship if I remember correctly

It took me about 5 years but I was a resident the entire time and never left the country.

Employer or just going with no family employer or asylum takes longer than that I think

Where are you from?

Armenian

You can get a Japanese citizenship if you buy/invest in a certain amount of property in the country as a non-citizen.

Why did you come here?

My parents moved so I had to move with them

just overstay on a visa like brown people do

yeah, they only get mad when brown people do it

Fuck off we're an overpriced shithole controlled by billionaire oligarchs with no future like your home country. Just commit suicide already.

>citizenship
no but business manager visa valid up to 5 years. citizenship is another story.

>How to obtain Canadian

Isnt this the easiest thing you can do? Pretty sure they give out for free

Fuck you

You can look up someone of your age and sex and who has been *missing* since the big tsunami in 2011.
If his death hasn't been filed, you can use his papers to get a driving licence and a passport.