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just going to get smashed instead

I'd whip out my dick and bullrush him. Motherfucker won't see it coming.

The prohibition of alcohol in Islam is derived from the following verse of the Qur’an:

“O ye who believe! Intoxicants and Gambling, (Dedication of) stones, And (divination by) arrows, Are an Abomination – Of Satan’s handiwork; Eschew such (abomination), That ye may prosper.” [Al-Qur’an 5:90]

NEW

we've moved on

Undergoing some mild alcohol wd symptoms currently. Trés uncomfortable.

i look at another human being an see inherent worth, but i see none of that in a mirror
probably because mirrors aren't human! waheyyy hah

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any sport where you wear sunglasses isn't a real sport

paki twat

uhh what about Cool Football?

visors aren't sunglasses

my dad is watching a video about pizza gate

what about skiing you wog bastard

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ski goggles aren't sunglasses

THREE LINES ON A SHIRT

What about road cycling?

pure kino
youtube.com/watch?v=30jrmzzgHLc

based boomers discovering conspiracies us young folk have known about for years

Jewels remain steel cleaning

spandex-wrapped fingers bashed this one out after picking a wedgie out of their owner's batty crease

slap him upside the head and tell him to have sex

Looking back at pics with the ex. Why did she have to be so fucking fit lads

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>two sports only played by like 7 countries
>one relevant sport but won before professiobalisation

Its like america bragging they won the world series and superbowl.

looking at pics of the ex
AKA staring into empty space as i have never had a gf ahahah waheyyyy x

its pretty cute 2bh he was just now telling me about the catholic church doing child sacrifices
he doesnt deserve that mate thats just not on

*seeths*

Jenna Marbles? Sorry, I prefer _____ _______.

had a lovely bowl of soup for breakfast

Just battered Purple Aki into oblivion.

British culture

my gf

burble durble babbbabbabababbabbbbbbblrrrrrrrrrrrrr

vile worm, eat proper

Cherie Deville

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don't like worms
maybe you like em cos you're a cock gobbler

just been released on bail cause some fucking slags made a false rape claim

destroyed

what did iggy pop mean when he said "of course I've had it in my ear before"?

music

literal 14 year old

Should rape her in retaliation

the game of life is hard to play
i'm gonna lose it anyway

based

mate just roll the right numbers

My highschool was located right next to a mall, and I remember every time a big new blockbuster came out, we'd all go to the theaters with our friends after school, and the whole theater would just be FILLED with us young, excited teens. Everyone got together then. The jocks sat next to the nerds. The nerds sat next to the emos. The preps sat next to the poor kids (matinee fees were 6 dollars on tuesdays and thursdays, and also, if you knew the right people, you got in for free, because the whole place was ran by highschool kids). The day after, EVERYONE would be talking about it; who was there, who wasn't, who said what, and who made what joke during the quiet part of the movie. We rarely ever talked about the movie itself. It was rare that the movie was so good that we all just shut up and sat through all of it in silence.

I realize now how much I took those moments for granted. I went back to my old home town to watch John Wick 3 with my parents, and I half expected everyone from my class to be there, along with Maria, the popular girl, and Spencer, the douche, Jack, the delinquent, and Allison, the quiet girl.

We grew up so fast.

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shut the fuck up

not a single word of this off topic post unrelated to British culture
FOY

why was it so cheap for manitees? didnt know they even watched movies

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it attracted more children who just wanted to pet them

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me on the bottom left

Favourite manga?

this was all happening in cambridge

no it wasn't
fuck off stop posting

you wouldn't know, you were never invited

fucking hated spencer holy fuck...

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Love brown skinned Japanese girls

mein kampf

wholesome post but sounded like an hollywood movie so shan't believe a single word

Not funny

she wants a man from tehran

Any only child in ?

youtu.be/pJaYfCpeXMo

its the only one ive read

get away from me with that bullshit

the new match who also messaged me first is from teheran

come off it

i’ve just moved back to the UK after living abroad for 5 years and im not liking it at all

You know where the door is

Where were you you smelly twat?

Meow lads

had BBC One on yesterday and they were doing an item on how a white character in Eastenders was becoming a muslim, changed to Channel 4 and they had a gang of drag queens on as guests

A real n**** don't suck dick

going to do a spoken word version of creep by radiohead

Woof, dudes

I told my daddy imma start smoking crack since Donald Trump became president #LetMeTellYouWhatHappen

weirdo

i spent 2 years in croatia and 3 years in greece

Literally read out the lyrics to creep in a deadpan voice to the oneitis after she rejected me

Fancy yourself a Greek then huh? See yourself as a little Achilleus do you? Well fuck off you smelly little cunt because you will never be Achilleus or Odysseus and you will never be godlike Apollo either so piss off

alri, shatner

you did what

She wants a man from Blackpool

Screaming

alri lads i'm back

I'm going to name my son Gunther. I'm going to fuck up his life for good.