Why is their food so shit?

I know it's bait but our breakfast is actually shit.

whats your breakfast

ahahaahhaaahhhaaahahhaahh

we dont

coffee

>tf
>tp

breakfast is a meme anyway

Italians get up at noon time so they don't need breakfeast

Cope

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an excuse to be fat

I WISH AAAAAAAAAAA

>Italian food is shi-

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I don't even know how you manage to gobble all that shit as soon as you wake up

The fuck is that? A worm? It looks like shit. Pizza is the only decent food from Italy.

lamb intestines, uma delicia.

>Pizza is the only decent food from Italy.
based pleb

it's funny cuz it looks like literal shit

>italians eat alien penis

you might want to get that checked.

But I do have breakfast

things italy suck ass at:

food, especially pasta
art
cars
architecture (see tower of pisa)
catholicism
vespas

list goes on and on

Bet that taste disgusting or weird.

>NOOOO YOU CAN'T EAT ALIEN PENIS
heh, nothing personnel

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>Italian food suc-

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-ks.

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yo this nigga eatin lamb intestines

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here some actual food, granita for breakfast

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so this is the so called italian "food" and yet WE get shat on for ours?

i'll take a full english, beef wellington, steak and ale pie, shepherd's pie, sunday roast, and fish and chips over that literal shit

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arancini

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>why yes I eat lamb intestines regularly, how did you know?

>why yes I spit on your britoid island monkey food, how did you know?

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cannoli

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normie tier

>Italian food? Never heard of her

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appropriate for Jow Forums

post that real underground shit

beer is haram

didn't know Italians were muslim

I had this in Istanbul, britty good

inshallah

besides don't you have shitty and pretentious drink (aka w*ne) to drink? only real MEN drink beer. italian bois are not masculine enough to consume beer

>drinks tuborg turk
>muh piss
el oh el

w*ne makes you an effeminate boi this is why only historically gay nations (like Greece) drank it

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t. cyrptogreek

I'm a BULL

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>tf
>tp
don't make me send the full image

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yes a HELLENIC BVLL

Türk BULLs were so masculine that they fucked MEN along with w*men

It's not gay if you put your penis in their ass but gay if you get fucked

they're all getting fucked

Dats rite anashitolian. Before turkoids stole The Prophet's Words PBUH, Italians was the original muslims.

lol

Why british opinion on food is so shit? I swear you guys believe your cuisine is high tier when it's probably the worst in Europe.

>worst in europe
its the worst in the world

tru

here in puglia we have the best sea food you can eat

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that would be Portugal

Weak bait, but funny due to flag

Isn't your cuisine made up of re-fried puke and only ever praised due to being unfortunate enough to share a border with one of the few countries on Earth with a cuisine even worse than yours?