/brit/

i've never been no christian
i don't want to be baptized

i am a briton of west wales and a true native of this land any angles saxons normans or romans can hop on the next boat back to the continent

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Having murderous fantasies

respond

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*dunks your head in the font and blesses you

i have these often

Shut the fuck up you tryhard dickhead oh my fucking god you type like an autistic spastic on tinder as well as here oh nononono

Reckon neither of you could even lift a katana

*shakes the cage violently*
aaaaAaaAAAAAAAAAAH

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shit i missed the cricket

The state of some tinder birds oh no

england won 241 do not know how many wickets

thatcher shut down the tin mines

How many tinder matches have you mongos in total and how old is your account?

For me it’s 107/1 month

3 days old, 21,329 matches

Good, save tin for later when civilization collapses and we all go back to the bronze age

>buying tinder gold
Oh nononono

only watch korean films

Have you seen that new one, Parasite?

*says something provocative*

thought I'd rack up some reddit karma from stealing posts from here but am just getting warnings from mods and downvotes, thanks a lot cunts you ruined my reddit karma forever

Ah yes ye olde postmodern womyn with her pet gimp

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the so called no gf feel

Bong joon-ho, Park chan-wook, Kim ki-duk
the list goes on!

Ever watch that train to busan one, pretty good

for me it's park ji-sung

have got a fucking belter of an idea for a super hero concept, think it would make a cracking book/movie series too.

basically its a guy that can be anywhere at any time, we later find out this doesn’t only apply to our earth but for the entite universe. the big discovery is that this guy is infact not just one guy but millions of people that embody the same body/memories/abilities so it seems like you’re interacting with the same guy when in reality his reach is infinite

got leftover bbq sausages for docky

Chin-ki-fuk

for me it's ban ki moon

ive said it once lads and ill say it again:
the government is spying on me

Enter a pride parade armed to the teeth and stocked with ammunition (this post is merely theoretical fedpol)

>Trump to congresswomen of colour: Leave the US

*stays tuned for the latest and greatest adventures of Boring Incel Man*

alcohol: drank
no gf: felt
self esteem: non-existent
ah yes

whats his name lad

don't worry about the government

I'd love to 'lyrically' genocide pakis and niggers, key word being lyrically.

did ask: n't

Need Boris to tell the local darkies to get out when he's in charge as well.

New world niggas be like, uh you can't just immigrate here illegally and replace those already here... we did that fair and square!

easy for you to say as someone who isn't in possession of sensitive information

sounds like a hate speech threat to me m8. GCHQ will be hearing about this

timothy byrne

i still love the old world

He should hire a janitor to clean the shitstains out of parliament

told you anyway: did

kalergi plan? big fan

th-they, uh th-those, those ah, yes, those dark, those dark fellows, the eh uh... the stabby ones, yes, i-in Lond, mainly in London, yes, they've uh, they've FRANKLY, they've got, got to go, yes

What the fuck is wrong with faggots

>sensitive information
There are different levels of sensitive informations

just got called a gas cunt in limerick

Sleeping with the fishies

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i'm STILL not tired

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back to bongo bongo land you go abdullah

Hahaha

i am in possession of information which could decimate an entire nation's collective morale, psyche, and economy. For some nations it's also a massive breach of their defencive security networks. i wont sell it though -- i just want you all to know that me? yeah that dumb kid from high school? yeah well i guess im doing pretty good for myself.

Cocksucking faggot degenerate you’re notnirish

Britain after the revolution

Rorke: Awarded medal of the Hero of the Socialist Union of Britain for his efforts in combating reactionary Islamic elements, made Commissar for his service.

Leftypol: Sent to hard work in the labour fields in Highlands Scotland as punishment for his counter-revolutionary bourgeois sentiments

Huge scam don't fall for it. I'm still waiting for my negroideurasian qt, doens't happen, probably won't

Nonsense, just a lyrical threat, definitely not planning to murder anyone

Still howling at the tranny I served at work last night

yes, but the mere THREAT that you may insult a black or minority ethnic is to me, just as bad as actually doing it

might as well actually do it then

It's ma'am. MA'AM!

me? personally have lost my mind

youtu.be/_0fCIA9i8kk
Based

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*forgets to mention he's a male prostitute*

I have like 340 matches.

I've got 1 lighter

anyone else think moni is cute and based?

for me, it's a corned beef and mustard sandwich with flaming hot monster munch, washed down with a glass of the transparent stuff (water)

no, just you

Tomorrow I'll...

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shagged this hog on saturday, worst thing is even tho she looks like a heffer in this picture she was even bigger framed in person literally built like a fridge freezer but im so pathetic i shagged her anyway

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good lad

yanks are so prudish they think shagging a 17 year old is paedophilia

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nowt grim about shagging fat girls lad, good starting point desu

ah yes, the quarry of the self-styled /brit/ shaggers

Never shagged a fat lass, I have standards. What's it like? Prevailing wisdom is they're good because they're grateful for it - but maybe these days with little runts like you feeding their egos that's not the case?

better than a wank lad I'd give her a cheeky one

heheh

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I think you're cute, don't worry Moni

mad how blowing on hot food makes it cooler

fuck off then, moni is our queen

I agree, but i'm not her

dreams of a white christmas

they're running away because they don't want to be seen with it on telly