Why are south Americans like this? It's literally what their country is famous and unique for...

Why are south Americans like this? It's literally what their country is famous and unique for. Do Germans get offended when someone is looking for sausage, belgians about chocolate etc?

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Most Colombians on Jow Forums regularly invite gringos over to their country to fuck their women.

Colombia is for cheap drugs like cocain which is cheaper than alcohol.

This is my point. They want tourists but don't want them to come for reasons everyone wants to come for.

They secretly really think it's cool they are the trendy narcos country. It's just that they want to appear like their country has any substance that isn't snorted.
Dutch people do the same when they tell you to not come here for whores and weed.

cocaine is expensive as fuck

It goes between €30 and €60 here depending on quality, quantity and how close to Rotterdam you are.
I heard that on Curacao it's €10 for top grade shit, so I can't imagine how stupidly cheap it must be in Colombia and other narcostates

dont lie to me dutch bitch

lie about what?

about prices

What did you think? We pay €5 like they do in spiclands? Cocaine prices go x10 once they cross the ocean.

Psss, would you like some cheap coca?
Lel

gib colombian tranny gf

I could get a gram for 3USD equivalent

Cheap coca over here means you're snorting 80% paracetemol.
Last week we went to a festival and our friend from Rotterdam bought in bulk (15g for €450) and it was utter garbage. Imagine when actual chemical waste like speed and mephedrone taste better than cocaine.

My Moroccan friend in Amsterdam sells it to me for 70

Your Moroccan friend in Amsterdam fucks you over.
In Amsterdam the standard price for proper quality cocaine is €60.
'60' in itself is slang there for a gram of coke.

>Do Germans get offended when someone is looking for sausage, belgians about chocolate etc?
People from several countries get offended by things just as mundane as you said. For example, Spain would get offended if you went there just looking for bulls, the French would also be pretty pissed if you searched for frog legs, and Israelis wouldn't find it much fun if you were searching for ash, wouldn't they?

>Most Colombians
>the same Paisicario shitposter

Beats buying it on the street.

You should never buy on the street and especially not in a city sprawling with dealers specialised in ripping off foreign tourists.

That's what im saying. I'm in Amsterdam every 2 weeks and can't be arsed in looking for a new guy, this one replies fast on WhatsApp and shows up within 1/2 hours anywhere in town.

Hey listen how are those daytime festivals in NL? I wanna go for zeezout but I can't imagine being off my tits in the daytime outside

Those daytime festivals are a dime in a dozen but Zeezout is a very good one.
>off my tits in daytime outside
It's hilariously normalised. I went to my city's version of Zeezout and 90%+ of the people were drinking water (= doing MDMA). Even ran into some classmates and coworkers who came to have smalltalk while their jaws were grinding out of control.