/brit/

Punch nazis

reckon the lad you’re talking to is a paki ngl

I’m a 7’2 genetically modified freakazoid with chimpanzee claws and the beak of a bird, I weigh twice that of a grizzly bear

*enter brit*
*music stops*
*everyone looks at me*

>/brit/ is shit that's why I try so hard to post here all the time and brag about it
why do you like shit so much then

don't understand beach fashion these days

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You are the virgin here

>Uncles tell me not to get married
>Older m8s tell me not to get married
>All anyone ever talks about is how shit marriage is and how they feel trapped

I think I've been put off by it tbqh lads.

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alri sandie box’s rape baby

He's wrong, it don't take much strength to pull a trigger but try getting up every morning day after day and work for a living, let's see him try that, then we'll see who the real tough guy is, the working man is the tough guy, your father's the tough guy!

/brit/ is shit and I come here out of boredom virgin boy build a fucking bridge and get over it you nagging little freak

am only about 8 nanometers tall, weigh less than a molecule of air
keep spouting shite and ill crawl in your nose while yer sleeping and demolish you from the inside

wasn't worth posting last thread either

There is actually a traveller with the nickame Hitler. Everyone calls him it. He has a son called martin and everyone calls him Hitlers martin kek

>Punch nazis

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why would you go to Lourdes? unless you're hardcore Catholic I wouldn't go there.

can I see what I think I can see?

lmao
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What exactly is the purpose of underwear?

any man in that’s absolutely petrified of bumble bees and wasps

At toil. Got here early so waiting for the boss to show up

My ancestors lived in a dwelling such as this. Completely self sufficient, at one with their surroundings, in touch with the spiritual world
I have been robbed of my birthright. I am forced to live in an entirely material world, I spend my days unnaturally toiling instead of doing something honest and good for the body, mind and soul. I am forced to live in a semi detached house, rather than an ingenious Crannóg, something that can withstand all elements and an attacks from bandits or rival clans.
This semi detached copy pasted house I find myself in? Good luck defending that if a band of ceithern decide to attack,

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has that noncic look to him doesnt he

Yeah, it's for the religious aspect.

yeah me

I make loud chimp noises when I get surprised by a cockroach

looks like chrischan

me?

i live only for toil

I laughed at it last thread btw

State of that gaff I think I’ll keep my new build

watch him retort “Not me” even when it’s blatantly 3 seconds apart

>he believes in a sky fairy
oh no no no no no no

No petrified of them but I usually swat them away if they get near me. Been stung way too many times from listening to the “if you just stand still they will leave you alone” bullshit

I appreciate you, lad.

Celtic, Catholic, don't like blacks, don't like pakis. Simple as.

no man can reign authority over me, toilberg? never known him. taxberg? never crossed paths. dad? yeh ill be down for dinner in a minute

didn't like the smiths until morissey said those racist things lmao

the duality of the irish

Ofcourse I believe in God and Jesus Christ. Neck yourself rasheed.

This was a cracking one to be fair

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yea that's an ocean in the background

irish catholics are better terrorists than pakis

"thou shall not steal" - the commandments
reckon this one was added solely for mikey

Mikey the Pikey is literally king of the Britons and he puts all of you slack-jawed Ængle “men” to shame

It's a mug's game because it's no longer a legal contract that gives the man any rights.

what’s it feel like being stung mate
reckon I’ve got apiphobia just because I’ve never been stung and for all I know it could be the most horrid, writhing pain I’ve ever experienced, but once I actually get stung it won’t be that bad
I fear the unknown, you see

11th commandment thou shalt not post on reddit

Why has nobody actually tried selectively breeding humans?

I reckon I could quite easily find somebody rich and crazy enough to fund my idea to buy an island and convince men (tall with large willies) and women (with big breasts) with really good genes and high IQs to populate it and allow the inhabitants to breed freely. Just imagine it imagine it, and then I would convince an even crazier scientist to make me an airborne virus to kill all the men apart from me and quarantine the island so I have it all to myself. Fuck me i'm a genius.

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swatting at them can't be much better, I usually run in the opposite direction. (In the most heterosexual way I can muster)

squawking

12th commandment thou shalt not add fake commandments

how about thou shalt not bloggeth thy sorrows

13th commandment thou shalt have sex

Moronic idea of no value to the investor

Next

foul modern homunculus
Praise Ériu and her children, not Ireland and her citizens okay?

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Copeth

13th commandment thou shalt not poo
broken this one many times

didn’t american slavers do this to an extent or is that just bollocks?

we already selectively breed humans to be weaker and more stupid so they are easier to govern

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>terrorists
Don't understand
In all fairness, any Irishman would.

There's literally no counter argument to Eugenics.

wheels for apples

Haven’t been stung in a while now, been stung over 10 times by wasps and once by a bee.
Hurts a bit but nothing too crazy, Bee stings are a fuckload worse though.
It’s the throbbing that’s annoying as it takes ages to go away

muh feels?

fornicate with a maiden

>too poor to go to uni
>looking after my mum till I was 23
>finally get out on my own
>barely have anything left after min wage
>waited before signing up for the army
>tried to dig my way out
>got a disease in my eyes
>now can barely see even with glasses
>can't drive which rules out 95% of trade work
>can't join the army anymore
>want to get this off my chest but no friends
>therapists are $125/hour after medicare
think this is it lads. I've tried for nearly a decade now to make something of myself but this is just it for me. I can't even swim in the sea anymore. its all fucked

Alright dickheads. How are yeer under developed homonculii.
>be me, walking through rural town on a Thursday night
>`how are yeer flaps ye mangeie trollips'
>witness boner fee day chimp out, with gurrierillas in the misht leathering a local
>college boys stood around sipping their tinnies, wouldn't say boo to a goose
>I'm not afraid of any man woman or child, and I'm a fighting man
>walked over and dindus scramble away, leaving only a bloody nose on freckles
I could not for the life of me understand such a cucked non-reaction from the upwards of 20 onlooking undergrads, as one of their own ilk (possibly even friend) was being clattered up and down the street by about 8 groids.
Either those Drake videos really be lettin honky know whut taam it iz, or millennial leaving cert education has them terrified of being wayciss and just terrified in general.

hate how shagging requires at least 2 people
not fair really

>>too poor to go to uni

stopped reading. hecs debts free

How the fuck do you reach adulthood without ever being stung by a wasp?
Hope you are allergic and drop dead, will serve you right for not finding out as a kid

say fuck it and go to India or something
youtube.com/watch?v=x7sc1CiAAt4

reckon if i was a dog id be a cockerspaniel, nothing to do with the erspaniel though

your kind are responsible for the majority of terrorist acts on uk soil

fomorian spawn

had a, err... an interesting dream, to say the least...
...shan’t elaborate any further.

i miss the days when /brit/ was a cowboy general

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your boy (me) just took 3mg alp

Shan’t be reading all that

what is wrong with americans

as soon as I see one I drop whatever it is the fuck I’m doing and revert to my primordial instincts
it’s always flight

read all of this

Modern world.

What disease?

not eligible due to past debts (looking after mum)

never been stung by one either and im out everyday. they fear me

got absolutely battered by a swarm of wasps once after I smashed their nest with a golf club

cringe cringe cringe, somehow more abhorrent than scots typing out their dialect

fail whail

Do you purposely forget history? Stop being sly. You know why England got bombed.