What happens here?

what happens here?
why are all my connationals obsessed with these islands?
spainbros enlighten me

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are there actually free canaries there?
if so, are they C U T E?

Beaches

Wat?

beautiful cute birdies
Do they just fly free?

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Oh apparently yes.

Slags.

damn, that's so cool!
Are they all over the place? Are they friendly? Are there any tours that you can sign in, and go birdwatching?

yep, we do have those

we have good weather all year, beaches and tourists
life its comfy at last

like what?
i keep hearing people wanting to move there because it's a "paradise".
what kind of bullshit is that?
aren't those literally in africa? do they even have fucking water?

Secret climatic paradise, land is limited do not tell anyone

Lots of people ive met in spain love that place too. Its like a good retirement place for a couple, even young ones. Its a cool place if you have a girl. Living there by yourself cant be that fun since theres not many people to meet.

wheater wise it's a paradise, and that brings tourism which brings a lot of money
and yes, we are close to africa, so your point is?

my point is i've seen and heard stories from neighbors\family friends that went there and claim it's a "paradise"
i dont believe that shit, shitalians are scum and i know their trickstery
why would anyone move there?
sure there must be a reason other than good weather and beaches
to me it looks like a third world shithole in the middle of the ocean

>loro park
is that where you took eloro you took from sudacas?

>why would anyone move there?
its comfy, good weather and life is calm
and we still have european standarts of living, so it's no so bad
dont know why you think that this is a shithole (which it kinda is, just as southern spain, but its a comfy one)

imagine going to the beach in christmas with 28ºc and then going to the beach in july with 28ºc in the same spot

that's the appeal of the canary islands, no conspiracies or whatever luigi

I hate farts

>magine going to the beach in christmas with 28ºc
going to the beach in january is quite dope, not as many tourist so i prefer it

it doesn't look the kind of place you can have a fulfulling life, to be honest
looks like a place where people get drunk and work in banana plantations, while living in a strawhut
comfy? sure, but it's hardly different from the africans literally a bunch of miles from those very islands
i'm not hateful, i'm just ignorant
i dont know, tell me about them

>it's hardly different from the africans literally a bunch of miles from those very islands
>i'm just ignorant
i can tell

good for you, don't go then lmao
other people will

yeah I'd rather live in a commieblock in Milan and work as an office slave all my life

>while living in a strawhut
I think you're confusing the Canary islands and Cape Verde.

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Am*ricans have an army base on one of those

You get a first world standard of living, but with permanent good weather
pic related

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what are my chances of getting a job in finance in BCN with a master degree?
inb4 it's a shithole

Well, all the banks in Catalonia (along with another 3000 companies) moved their legal HQs away from there back when the independentists declared their 8 second independence. It was merely a legal change of course, they still handle their ops and pay most of their taxes there.
But I am not sure how the jobs scene does right now or will in the future (independentists are still planning to secede). The biggest bank in Catalonia (by far), La Caixa, moved to Valencia. Their president said they don't plan to move back to Barcelona. But it may just be controlled PR.

hm I'm actually more about corporate finance than banking but thanks
if I have to move to Milan I might as well go abroad I hate that fucking city and I hate the people the live there

Venezuelans, many Venezuelans, well, basically canarians are the spanish venezuelans

they have another base in Rota

>loro park
i was there when i was 12 yo in 2006, good times...the clima is far better than Madrid that's sure

this is the average canarian village filled with strawhuts

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