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OMG IT'S BELLE DELPHINE!!! :O :3 I LOVE HER KAWAIIS SO MUCH
Got my bath water today
Watching the Tour de France wishing I lived there :(
The goal
got this coming soon
gamers...
Me? I'm a gael.
you wouldn't believe how much shit I had to wipe out if my arsehole. absolutely ridiculous amount
you ain't no gamer bruv
Last time I went to france they had this little hose you stick up your arse to clean it.
Mental you mainlanders, truly.
wahhhh im going blind im going to kill my self. me? id treat it as a challenge to overcome but thats the difference between me and you.. you have no pedigree you got no fight you’re weak pathetic and destined to fail so you’re left with 2 choices:
get a grip or jump off a multi story car park (do a frontflip faggot)
simply do not understand the appeal of blacked
Americanism is a cancer.
>go to a boardgames meetup because I'm a lonely nerd
>tell myself I'm going to keep dating out of this
>first person to sit next to me is some cute, nice girl
>don't have much time to chat, talk a little throughout the evening
>as we head out the door I ask her out for drinks this week
>"ah, I'm really busy this week, but I'll see you next week!"
There's a hope I suppose
>I suffer on the continent
Hate this rainy little shithole
Gamer girl shart water
literally the best way to clean. wish they had that at toil but wouldn't be very hygienic would it
any good apps for my ipad while I'm sat in an airport for a few hours?
Don’t think any mentally sound men do, only yanks enjoy blacked
Hello friends!
Anglos and Anglo-Americans are the number one consumers of interracial pornography
you will never get a ride with a Walkyr and shove ya head into her gargantuesque bosoms.
>asking her out on the first meeting
Lad if you have just joined this group learn the dynamics before you start asking girls out on dates
Islamics makes up 1.1% of yanks and 4.4% brits
>Anglos and Anglo-Americans are the number one consumers of interracial pornography
Feeling attacked
can't think of a single pornslut from the UK who doesn't fuck nigs
State
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well hard this lad
she'd only just joined as well, should have mentioned we were both first-timers
she’s kegged you there pal
i don't mind blacked porn until you can actually see the black cock. like I enjoy the warm up, when the girl is touching it over the pants or whatever. you can see how much she wants that big thing which is kind of arousing ngl. but then you see its all black and looks so odd that I stop watching. sometimes i manage to cum sometimes I don't and I have to watch normal porn
Well done for picking on a blind loser you arsehole wtf
brilliant posts
BLACKED is problematic
is that jacinda ardern
Have never even thought about wanking to blacked porn.
I mostly just watch female solo stuff or pictures, it’s inherently cucked watching a man shag a women you find attractive
I wish
simply cannot tell fantasy from reality
brain just doesn't work
character building init
>knowing the names of porn stars
Me? I'm completely unable to tell how someone's feeling, makes socialising very risky
Almost posted something quite interesting then I realised this thread was grim from the beginning, I'm leaving now, don't notice me
Oi
tfw no janice griffith gf
I'm going to be straight here. I am a cuckold, but I am also a white nationalist. I believe that whites have contributed more to humanity than any other race, space travel, anti—biotics the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, blacks are just better at fucking. Theres no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black cock is just better at pleasing women.
The reason white women are turning from the cause and running to niggers is simply because they are not being sexually satisfied. Can you blame them? If you dont get enough to eat at home youre going to go out to eat. The only way to save the white race from miscegenation is cuckolding. My pure white wife is my angel, the apple of my eye. And I want nothing but the best for her. So every friday she gets to have her fill of big black cock. And our relationship goes on like normal. We love each other, and plan on having a child soon. She also shares my red pilled beliefs.
Monogamy is a tool of the jew. Just give it a chance once. Its exhilarating. Theres something deeply majestic about watching a toned muscular black stud going in and out of a beautiful white woman. Try it once.
just copped this
was raised to be unselfish and put others before myself
thus i will never be successful
people who go to meet pornstars at conventions are chads imagine having the confidence to tell people yeah i’m going to go meet my favourite pornstars when they ask about your plans for the weekend then actually going to the convention and looking a woman you’ve wanked over a million times dead in the eye and saying i’ve cum over you more times than i can count i personally couldn’t go through with it
On the cross
was born the son of a successful commercial property landlord + waste removal services based in london therefore im successful by default
was raised to be a shellfish
fucked me up good dad
didn't know you can ship things like this
Could see ultra dweebs with no sense of self reflection doing that too though
would kill to be that I un-self aware you’re literally free to do what you want
If ya have "clam" that kinda works
>waste removal services
>successful by default
Wtf lol
is this pasta?
did she just tell you to have sex?
Na just an average yank post
do you know how much moneys in waste removal in london? have a look how much the average cost of skip hire is in central london
missus just sent me this
did you punch her face?
missus just sent me this
Don't tell everyone
fucking hell why is trans porn so hot
no comment officer
>A woman says she is scared to go out after enduring a "terrifying" encounter with a man wearing a gimp suit in a dark village lane.
>She was walking in Claverham, Somerset, when she saw "someone charging at me in a full black rubbery suit".
>The man advanced towards her "grunting and breathing heavily" before fleeing the scene, she said.
Alright which one of you was it?
only one solution for your condition
why do whites talk to their dogs like they can understand them
hate normblobs
Effort works a lot like compound interest init
The power of small gains and that
Why do blacks speak before spoken to?
Nice to see copealone went out Friday for a change
why are dogs more civilized than niggers and pakis?
lets be honest mikey its not like these doss artists are any potential competition
got no one else to talk to
because ages ago we went to Africa and tried it with the animals there and we got free labour out of it
>breathing heavily
most likely a yank
post norf fc images please
I mean from a self improvement standpoint
True.
that was worth posting
nice
toilberg told me work will set me free today
a poor choice of words I'm sure
Ewwwww, bet her face is ugly. And those milkers lol, really really awful
Got a whole folder of the history ones, I’m phone posting at toil at the moment though
gay bender poof
healthy people be like oOooOo I love my carrot sticks OW my aching back from lifting weights
setting up my own London waste removals company
unhealthy people be like dead in their 40s
Same lad, just got the idea
*thinks about quitting smoking*
watching our guy steve review a 1942 british emergency ration