/med/ - Mediterranean general

2 states solution, but it will never happen

Just kill em both desu

Hail Uncle Nicholas.

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Google says she's Venezuelan and only speaks Spanish. Is that it?

obvious, lebanese girls are pure med europeans, no trace of arab blood

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She also speaks a bit of English, but yes. It could've been worse though, we could've had a sub-Saharan.
Fucking hell what's in Lebanon that spawns such qts?

we need to solve the Weeb problem first

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>what's in Lebanon that spawns such qts?
No arab genes

do not fall down the anime slippery slope

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Unironically the low amount of arab genes as we're a mix of europeans, phoenicians and ancient non-saracen semites.

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I want to visit Lebanon. I want to go around and look at the qt girls then return to my hotel and cry myself to sleep.
>we
You're a Leb?

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based

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miss lebanon after valerie are disappointing though

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kek'd audibly

how's it going jewbro?

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>mfw thinking of the good old days
Miss going to the park with my friends, some sandwiches and a few beers and spend the day
I hate working

They're alright, but honestly I don't know what it takes to beat Valerie. They got nice lips tho. Mena girls and their lips. Allah truly is l akbar.

Obviously they're not on the same level as the Queen, but they're still very well bangable

yeah, weed tends to kill your motivation for work and productivity

LSD is a top tier drug. Only brainlets don't do acid.

Haven’t smoked in two weeks, used to smoke too but we also played guitar and flirted with the girls
Now i spend the day working fora shitty german corporation making herr toilberg rich

>t. brainlet

>two weeks of not smoking means that I'm totally not addicted duuuuude!
you're a junkie

Meh

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I agree, everybody should try acid at least once.

Only good moroccan hash and not much desu.
I don’t even have a bad job, just miss being young and not having to work, being free all day.
You know, going to the beach, playying football, just being around drinking and talking to women and such

another sunny day that can be spent indoors watching anime and playing vidya

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Most psychedelic users I know are retarded tho
>le eye opening experiece
>muh ego death

50%

those are just the ones who talk about it, most of the people who tried acid won't do that

H-hi, can i participate on this general?

All potheads should die tbqh
t.went to a high school full of potheads

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Why wouldn't you be allowed to participate, fellow italian?
You have a little spot on your flag, btw

In diplomatic protocol the seat directly right of the hosting head of state goes to the guest of highest honor
please notice who is allowed to sit right of the French President in Bastille Day and how it's not the g*rman Merkel...

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Have you ever experienced ego death?

same and uniconically same

Hi frens, I can't wait for the final.

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everytime I wake up

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Hi fren! How are you? We haven't talked since /mena/. How you've been?

Aye. I confused other Malta user with you, it's good to see you back, fren.

Israel has no right to exist.

No worries fren, I think everyone did. Dunno if you read my long-ish post from yesterday but I returned thanks to him. Steve predicted it, but I don't wanna namefag. Anyway, how are you?

Do you guys lift?
Do you play any sports in general?

I am indoors mostly but not really willingly... going out isn't easy and I want to work but i don't know where or what and afraid ill screw up .
i want to change but am not committed to it .
starting to see a psych now hopefully it will help ..

basert
det område tilhorer Kongeriket Jerusalem...

Hope you get better and your life improves user

Is walking a sport?

I think penis is bagina is the only physical activity I do, apart from walking

youtube.com/watch?v=W1sxFgTUbWo
technically, yea

Well, you won't see me walking around like I'm holding a huge turd but I go for a walk every morning.

that's the most cringe yet based sport that exists.

unlikely imo

better than no exercise

it's amusing what counts as olympic sports desu. Imo it should just be
>weightlifting
>all types of actual running
>javelin
>disc throwing
>ball throwing
>long/high/pole jumps
>swimming
>gymnastics (the male type)
bullshit like this, as well as diving, shooting, synchronized swimming, ping pong, etc, are non-sports and shouldn't exist in events like these

kek
reminds me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=JVBN7NAIrfg

maybe rowing/sailing/cycling/horse racing could be included, but that should be the limit

True. It's really nice going out early in the morning when it is still fresh.

lol, what movie is this?

>muuuuuh ancient sports
100% disagree, the olympics shouldn't be an elitist event to celebrate sports that existed 2000 years ago and nothing more. It's a great event for athletes to compete with the best competition in the world and offer great opportunities for these athletes to make their niche sports into a career, which is good.
You can always choose what to watch to be honest family.

olympics are a way to give spotlight to minor sports
there's no reason to have tennis, basketball, cycling, boxing or soccer there

Unironicly water polo, havent done it in 1 year tho,want to do it again

It's from Malcolm in the Middle

based
youtube.com/watch?v=OUcw3P8JlNM

>the olympics shouldn't be an elitist event
that's EXACTLY what the olympics is about
You want to see people mastering their own bodies, doing things that seem downright incapable. No one gives a fuck for shit like synchronized swimming.
Yes, good job on underwater dancing, but that's not a fucking sport

I don't know many people pole jumping, throwing javelins, discs, balls or olympic fighting

that's pretty interesting, were you in a team?

nice, thnaks

>that's EXACTLY what the olympics is about
source? maybe 2000 years ago but not anymore. modern olympic games have never been about that, and it's not like the olympics have been a thing for 2000 years without interruption so there's "rules" to follow. it's a celebration of sports and athletism, not LARPing and aspergus.
>You want to see people mastering their own bodies, doing things that seem downright incapable.
that's what it's about, every discipline requires that, in different forms.
>No one gives a fuck for shit like synchronized swimming.
bet you couldn't do that
>but that's not a fucking sport
so you claim
you can just, you know, not watch it
I think it's great that young athletes are given the possibility to compete if they like underwater dancing.

I was center ,i think itbwas because i have long arms so i can pass the ball better idk my coach never explained to me why he put me there ,it envolves swing alot and have shit resistence, i was pretty decent at it Tho

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> it's a celebration of sports and athletism
Then why do I not see any random average middle aged guy running?
No, it's not about that. You want to see superhuman feats of speed, strength and stamina.
No one cares about how good your toy is, or how good you are at being a faggot
>bet you couldn't do that
obviously I can't, because I've never practiced it. But give me 5 years, and sure
>I think it's great that young athletes are given the possibility to compete if they like underwater dancing.
sure, I agree, but it doesn't have to be on the olympics. What next? Who's better at pool? Who's better at being a bard in roleplaying games?

is it hard to float while being concentrated on the ball?

>Who's better at being a bard in roleplaying games?
I'd watch that

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Not really,just swim non stop until you cant anymore then you A float on your back or B float like a corpse ir face down

>Then why do I not see any random average middle aged guy running?
because they can't qualify for the olympics? what argument is that?
>You want to see superhuman feats of speed, strength and stamina.
you see them in virtually every discipline, just because you have a superficial undertanding of them doesn't mean it's not there.
>No one cares about how good your toy is, or how good you are at being a faggot
deep in denial because other people are good at doing X thing
>But give me 5 years, and sure
tip top kek
>it doesn't have to be on the olympics
the olympics is just a more famous event where these sports can get coverage, there's world championships for everything that go on separated from the olympic games.
>Who's better at pool? Who's better at being a bard in roleplaying games?
I dunno what's next but there's a committee that votes on nw disciplines to be included, I don't know what their criteria for doing so are but so far there's no outrageous stuff like that. synchronized swimming is actually a discipline that requires very hard preparation and extreme spatial awareness, I'm thinking it's a bit cringe for you to shit on it so much when you probably have the spatial awareness of a trained circus bear (me too, granted that).

stop being a luddite grumpy boomer and enjoy the sports that you like.

>what argument is that?
It's the argument that if you're not good enough, then you're not worth being on the olympics, simple. It's meant to be for the elite, and only them.
>you see them in virtually every discipline
you don't need any of these in order to dance in the water, or shoot a few bullets
>deep in denial because other people are good at doing X thing
ask 100.000 people what they'd rather be able to do, lift 200kg over their heads, or be able to dive from 5m but do a cool flip. Then tell me how many of them choose the second.
>there's world championships for everything that go on separated from the olympic games.
and it should stay like that
>extreme spatial awareness
"oh daaaaamn, look at this dude's spatial awareness, it's insane!", said NO ONE ever.

>It's meant to be for the elite, and only them.
in each discipline, sure
>you don't need any of these in order to dance in the water, or shoot a few bullets
wrong and superficial understanding of all the mechanics involved in any sport.
>lift 200kg over their heads, or be able to dive from 5m but do a cool flip.
lifting is one of the plebbest disciplines there is, it requires nothing but pure strenght and that's it, no strategic thinking, no ability to control your body to execute complex manouvers, little to none spacial awareness, no long-term thinking, no outsmarting an opponent. granted I think it too should be in the olympics, only liftfags can be so pretentious to think what they do is the peak of sports.
>and it should stay like that
it already is like that
>"oh daaaaamn, look at this dude's spatial awareness, it's insane!", said NO ONE ever.
t. liftfag
every athlete or really anyone who understands sports is aware of how based having extreme levels of spatial awareness and full control of you body in space is, you shitting on it is proof that you can't understand what sport is really about, pretty cringe stuff my dude.

>in each discipline, sure
being elite at something irrelevant does not count

>>wrong and superficial understanding of all the mechanics involved in any sport.
>then immediately says "it requires nothing but pure strenght and that's it"
the PROPER techniques of the snatch and the clean are insane, and require a ton of flexibility as well. Get a stick or something, and try to squat low with your arms up holding the stick.
Now imagine the stick being 220kg, not 2.
>only liftfags can be so pretentious to think what they do is the peak of sports.
I never said it was the peak, I just brought it up as an actual sports example. Want to switch it with sprinting? Swimming? Sure
>every athlete or really anyone who understands sports is aware of how based having extreme levels of spatial awareness and full control of you body in space is
it's only important in team sports, and even there, it's not the most important thing
Sorry for offending your non-sport, I guess, you seem pretty triggered

>they're still discussing olympic sports

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>being elite at something irrelevant does not count
the distinction between what's relevant and what isn't seems arbitrary. it comes down to "yeah I think this is cool" amd "wow this is lame". every discipline in the olympics requires being good ona a technical level, hard work, and commitment. moving like that in the water is no mean feat, and syncing with others is all the more impressive. I understand that it might looks like some parlor trick that's rated randomly but ultimately they do compete against others. There's federations for artistic swimming, tgere's better teams and worse teams, there's also a public for it. Sports with no spectator appeal are pulled out from the olympics btw. People watch this.

>being elite at something irrelevant does not count
as the Tunisian user says, it's completely arbitrary and based on your own perception. if you spent years sacrificing everything on a niche sport that wasn't really followe by many people you'd think the opposite. you reasoning is completely anti-sports in the end. if you keep reasoning like that you end up being a mono-sport pleb who thinks everything else is just dumb shit.
>the PROPER techniques of the snatch and the clean are insane, and require a ton of flexibility as well.
never said it's a simple sport, I said it's a pleb-tier sport with very few variables.
>I just brought it up as an actual sports example.
"back in my day we played music with guitars"-tier argument, you're fighting windmills here.
>it's only important in team sports, and even there, it's not the most important thing
absolutely wrong, the whole gymnastics area of sports is based on this, and tons of other sports require it, you just don't realize because you don't do any. try to put a person who has never played a given sport in a professionals team, and see how extremely goofy they look in their movements.
>Sorry for offending your non-sport
hahahahhaha what an argument m8
>you seem pretty triggered
there goes the wildcard, kek

>Upgraded Saint Michael

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Hello frens

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fren

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hallo freunde

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Hi fren.
This reminded me of yesterday. I was out in the morning for my walk and I came across two old ladies.
I couldn't see their faces well at first because of their caps, nor hear them but something about them told
me they were Brits. Sure enough, as we came close I hear one of them speaking in English with their accent.
I think I have an Anglo radar in my head.

isn't malta somewhat anglo in some way?
excuse my ignorance, I am really dumb

>southern europeans
>speaking english with each other
just end yourselves

Nah. We got several of them (largest foreign population if I recall correctly) but we're not Anglo.

Cala a boca animal

Post your view med

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it's just an annoying street for me

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Just buildings.

Noticed a huge crane while on my walk and yes Israeli cities don't look nice you aren't missing much

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>tfw

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btw super cool little church

tel aviv?