>girls can only poo once every 20 days

doesn't this get difficult for them? it must be painful to endure

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>be girl
>lay down logs
>wash
>apply perfume
>'ew don't talk about pooing'

Femanon here. I actually poop every other day

Fake, girls are only physically able to poop once ever 20 days.

my gf had pooin' prblems as a teen, i guess she was eating like shit and kept getting herself constipated. it resulted in her not pooping for days at a time and eventually got a fissure on her asshole that didnt heal for 6 years. after i started dating her she still had the fissure and i would hear her crying on the toilet :(

Nice try, incel tranny

Actual Femanon here. I poop monthly

bruh oooooh no no oh boy oh no that's nasty shouldn't have said that should have just kept it to yourself tbqh how big was the fissure? anal fissure CARNAGE

Finally a real girl

No bitch I’m not a tranny. Perhaps you poop monthly, but I poop every other day. I pee once a week though

Post proof

she's a nice, informative poster and I am honestly convinced she's a cute glasses wearing brunette with higher than average IQ, from a succession of threads over the years

She probably posts while waiting to poop again, need to spend those 20 days doing something

bet ur a fatty
i only poop once a week, maybe twice
t. numale twink

>tfw 20 days of farts only

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dilate

Girls can't fart normally. They fart through their ears

BRAP

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sorry yo. it was pretty bad/big. it just could never heal. she went to the dr for fissure cream and stuff and it didnt really help. she ended up getting this numbing cream and atleast that way she poo without crying. made me feel like shit, i was helpless and couldnt do anything to help her and she never really talked about it, but i knew she was terrified of using the bathroom anytime she had constipation. luckily, it healed a few years ago and we can do stuff now! she's a skinny girl and it's kinda funny how big her craps were lol....

must have been awkward during sex if she felt self conscious about it

Girls also pee through their noses every full moon

>Knows what her shits look like

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little bit weird right?

Waiting for amerianon to explain this one

>*we can do BUTT stuff now!
how did such an important word get left out f my post goddamn

we arent really awkward together that much, been together for about 10 years now. but when it was flaring up or doing bad, she wouldnt let me touch her ass at all. i guess out of insecurity but also pain.

never saw her poops, but i cant imagine small turds ripping someones asshole over and over, they must have been massive logs after a few days of not being able to shit. man after a decade with her ive never actually seen her shit, she is careful and consistent. ive def forgotten to flush a few times. hell i was so impressed by the length of some of my shits id almost call her into the room to see them.

Okay I believe you but only because of those trips

was she cute though? except for the massive anal fissures

i tell the truth my man

very. she is super cute/sexy puerto rican girl. one of the many reasons ive been with her for a decade is because she looks like a literal goddess. when people see beautiful and cute girls they arent thinking "hmm i bet she has pooping problems and stuff", but it's more common than you think. considering girls can only poop every 20 days y'know, they are all silently suffering such embarrassing problems

sounds great, you gonna wife her up?

wrong, I poop every day

CD's, /b/ gone

we've lived together for 7 years now, been together for 10.. so she is basically my wife already but we cant find a good reason to go through with an "official" marriage. it was actually a good thing we didnt get married years ago when we were seriously considering it, because of her weird scholarship tuition situation.
what are the benefits of marriage anyway? tax breaks and big loans for buying houses and shit?

>what are the benefits of marriage anyway?
no idea if i'm being honest, maybe slightly lower taxes if you have kids? over here you can't get divorce raped but I've heard some nightmare stories of divorce rape from america

Many claims but no proofs. I need pics to gauge cuteness, I only believe cute femanons. Uncute ones can stay quiet.

Please back off.

Girls smell like strawberries in fact girl nipples are strawberries

I have two sisters and they both poop daily. My mom might too.

They are trannies

The smell of their period blood is enough proof that is not the case ;)

Not true wtf
Poop everyday after coffee

i can help her i sell anal cream that is effective

I’ve heard about your bulgarian witch doctor practices liar

sh-shqip?

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Stop lying, I'm an expert on girls

No. I heard another bulgie talk about it.

I do, maybe they don't eat fibers enough. Sounds terrible t bh

Says right here in my biology book from 1821 that girls can only poop once every 20 days

Ah
You must be right then. Perhaps I just dream of pooping in my sleep

You are the 2nd Italian girl who enters this thread. Are all Italian posters women?

No, there's two of us that I know.
One posts anime and childood pics. The other is me

what the fuck
one bulgarian an army, two bulgarians - an army with a traitor
sei magra, piccolina e simpatica?

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Sono piccola, in forma e noiosissima

Non posso più vivere senza di te
Ti piace leggere?

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Sono grande e molto stupido

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Do you perhaps live in Köping, the most boring town of Sweden?

Luckily no, but my town is even more boring than Köping

Carini

Obv che mi piace

This is the most famous thing to come out of Köping by the way, a reality show about 4 people with Down's Syndrome and their daily lives there.
how the heck do you know about Köping anyway?

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>One posts anime and childood pics. The other is me
Thought this was the same person.

Lol you guys have funny sayings

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Based bulgarian who knows italian
Post more Apu, he's qt

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I watched a film Tårtgeneralen, I watch European cinema everyday (when I don't have to compound creams)

>Counting how many times your mom and sisters poop
Wtf user

>there are (2) Italian girls in my thread right now
Highest amount of girls ever gathered in an Jow Forums thread at one time

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>Tårtgeneralen
I'm sorry you had to sit through that

>the Chilean girl also entered the thread
(3) girls ITT

There’s no counting though?

Did they tell you?

I can walk past the bathrooms and see that the door is closed.

Female here
I shit a ton
Like 5 times a day
Sometimes only once
I get upset when I don’t take my phone with me because I can stay there for like 30 minutes.

reminder that if a woman wipes her ass the wrong way, she risks a UTI
honestly the worst gender

fake, the maximum weight of a girl poo is 300 grams

if you have a shit diet and are overweight, maybe.
when i had a shit diet and was overweight id have a long, sweaty sometimes painful shit once a day. as a fit vegeterian now i have a quick pleasant poop once a day. when i was vegan id do it two or three times a day. it was bliss

>being proud of constipation

I'm not a girl, b-but there's a chilean femanon?

yeh there is one

is it because you can't complete defecation and feel the need to do it again?
or because you get diarrhea?

wow Doc you sure know a lot about anuses and human feces

Please share your textbook with us.

I got it from the toilet seat

i used to have a really unbalanced diet and my poop would get really hard
i would ask mommy for a glass of juice to help me soften it up
i had to take vitamin pills to suplement my shitty diet from the shitty food i had

humans are one of the few mammals that can control their defecation urges and defecate when they want
it is also why we are bound to suffer

No I once shat the entire toilet bowl and when I make big poopoos I get proud.
It’s because it tends to get boring when you’re sitting for so long. And when I laugh at the videos I watch more shit comes out of course.

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Lmao