/cum/

it's good trust me

the worst /cum/ regular

do you like this orange guy?

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>the worst /cum/ regular

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call me Nosaj

I liked him in Little Rascals

no

nah, we don't like trump and poltards around these parts

I didn't vote for him

america is honorary indian country. trump can go back to germany

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based

Orange man bad.

had a black berry barb stuck in my finger, had to cut open the top layer of skin with scissors to get it out

sounds awful.

D: that's not the ideal way to do it
invest in a pair of tweezers user

My brother had something like that in his foot and it was like buried deep in. He had to soak his foot for like like 6 hours just so we could tweezer it out

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tweezers wouldn't have worked, it had penetrated below the top layer of skin which had partly sealed over

i'd penetrate you user...

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would devour/10

use a sewing needle next time

what if user doesn't live with his mom anymore

Is that a box full of fries with bacon and eggs on top of it?

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everyone should have a sewing kit. sewing is an essential life skill.

what if you don't live in any disaster zones and have money

this picture makes me thirsty
also, checked

because they're idiots. its the equivalent of the left loving niggers and muhammed

i had a crush on keke palmer when I was young. she's still going strong.

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that would have been more painful than simply cutting the epidermis open with scissors, which was painless

nigger problem would've been solved if libs had control

what
if you use one of the super thin needles it really doesn't hurt.

He's demonized by a lot of the media unnecessarily but I don't like him.

yeah, sure. lets pretend that our black president who was a lib actually did anything in that respect (or did anything at all)

fuck white people

lotta control in the presidency... right...

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what the fuck else is the left gonna do? are you saying if they were the majority in the senate/hor they would do something. there is no solving the nigger problem besides sending them back to africa

local power is everything user, i thought libertards understood that

sometimes i get the urge to have a gf again but ik i'll fuck it beyond belief and be sadder than i was before haha

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nicely done, denny.

bebe

jesus christ you're an idiot. local power is a fucking oxymoron. they cant do shit

Canada?
More like KEKNADA!
United States?
More like United KEKS!
Mexico?
More like MEXIKEKS!

interview tomorrow

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will you be joining us as a cum regular now?

Interview for what? don't they know you already

beta male thoughts

job

you'll do fine.

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gl!

please rate
would it look better if everything was cut more finely, or does it not matter?

true that.

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lol

tyty
im not anxious about the interview itself but that i dont fuck it up again and lose it again

just keep at it. at least you're trying.

it would be less messier for you to eat if the chicken was more finely cut.

eating a salad with romaine, caeser dressing, ham, romaine, cheddar cheese and cheese curds

Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

or egg, i can't tell bc idk where my glasses are.

I want someone to fill my cummyhole

do what you can as you can, don't beat yourself up over the past.

>hard day of work
>picked up trash around the hood after work
>took a nice cold shower
>about to smoke some weed and listen to music and maybe play some miney-crapa

livin that simple life niggys and I love it

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it's eggs. I think i'll try cutting them more finely next time, hard with eggs though because i'm afraid they'll just get all smashed.

>still have to go to work
If i'm not switched to day shift soon I'm gonna lose it

personally when i make egg salad i mixed it up in my kitchen age mixer with the flat beater

Me when I have the evening shift

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lose what

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that's a really good idea. never thought of trying that.

hey 'sven' have you watched pewdiepies minecraft series

you want someone to stick candles up your dick hole?

my cool

alright so the results are in
Dominoes is pretty shitty and not nearly worth the money that you pay for it
There's no reason to ever get it over Little Caesars (price) or Papa Johns (quality)

$6 for a medium pizza is a bretty good deal desu

no, i'm not 13

yeah it makes it really easy, then i usually just store the egg salad in the kitchen aid mixing bowl for a day or two until i've finished it, i just put a plate on top to serve as a lid

just dropped $12 dollars worth of food on the floor haha

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oh I thought you loved him considering you use to spam shit about him every day.

Well he named something after you in it

excellent. i'm definitely trying this in the future.

how about a local place instead of a shitty chain

it's all the same shit, dipshit

América is number 1

:/

will probably do that in the future (or just keep eating clean like usual)

wrong

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just print some new dollars
murrica