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Situations Wanted

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every rich influential (ergo statistically more likely to be smart and attractive this better than you) person is a nonce

Would

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sons can do no wrong

daughters are always scheming

for muslim families deadbeat sons are better than successful daughters but we have similarities in our attitude

>Cricket World Cup ends
>Wimbledon ends
>Suddenly realise there are 24 hours in a day again
holy shit
sport is the work of the devil

you must be fucking loaded then you sick bastard

need all that protein in my belly NOW

Sport is literally a distraction for proles

oi op you cunt i wasn't ready for a new

thailand looks pretty great doesn't it
you ever watch bangkok 112?
(skip to about 12:40 for the nightlife bit)
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Is it really though?

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i'm just a man of superior taste

still so gutted that federer lost yesterday, he deserved that
i don't recall anyone ever having 2 championship points in a wimbledon final and then fucking it up

Bread and circuses

12:20 i mean

decent post
I personally believe that anyone who aspires to be in a high position of power is clearly up to something wrong

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nowadays politics is the distraction away from politics

>The choice of books to read is jk rowling or tommy robinson
>tommy robinson is an esteemed scholar of islam, islamic terrorism or absolutely anything

Fucking doofus

>Sport is literally a distraction for proles

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sports are a jewish invention and political weapon to make working class brainlets even more stupid

RARE photo:
The Beatles with Elvis Presley

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my willy's so big people address it directly

But baaabe it's love island at 9

...

I'm a cowboy

how do i know you were picked last for football

it's a million miles away
fuck off

sport is a socially acceptable sublimation of the tribal hunter-warrior instinct

bangkok is pretty great, company sent me there on a western salary, had a 1 bed high rise apartment all to myself with panoramic views of central bangkok, had a gym, pool jacuzzis, concierge the lot for £500/month, right next to the train station

Could have ate out at nice restaurants most nights a week and easily afforded it had I had any friends. Genuinely felt like a member of the upper class(because I technically was financially)

Then I came back to england and back to a dingy 1 bed flat costing 3/4 of my salary and being unable to afford anything, ahhhhhhhhhhh yes.

>tommy robinson is an esteemed scholar of islam, islamic terrorism
you're right he is

*strokes my patchy, scraggly beard*

Peng or grim?

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>bangkok
stopped reading there

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thailand on a western salary? how'd you swing that?

hahahaha you’re a loser bro couldn’t hack being miserable so you did something about it and fucked off have fun shagging chinks and having a higher standard of living than me you dweeb hahaha

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anyone tried tommy robinson's new aftershave?

>level crossings

Italy 15/07/2019
In the big action, prepared by the Italian police for almost a year, this morning, the police raided various places connected with Juventus ultras. Next to the knives, machete, assault rifles, the police also found a rocket from Qatar!

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the main social economic difference in sports is that poor people run about more. rich people do 1 swing of the club and then hop in the golf cart, or they're on a horse or a car or they're on a small court for tennis or badminton breaking every 15 minutes.

middle/working class sportsmen cover more distance in the time they're playing

must be because certain elements of fitness are proletarian like stamina while others are elite like sculpting the body

anyone see that dead femoid

Is anyone elses house covered in those disgusting thunder bugs?

Can't crack a window open for a breeze without the dirty gits crawling in

JFK Jr dying in 1999 reset the timeline

We could be in a golden age if he was still around

Waft by Tommy? Yeah

Revenge for Heysel, 96 wne

Bang any qts (female)?

gagging to go somewhere foreign i can live like that
reckon thailand might be a bit hot for me but wow
i spend nearly £400 a month on this 1 bed flat in hull
it's a nice enough flat in a nice area but it's not got a jacuzzi lol
thailad and that bangkok 112 guy have it right
need a job where i'm earning uk money online and getting thailand's cost of living

pengrim

they should come up to sheffield me an tango would ruin em

howling hahahaa
imagine going to toil

Phoebe Waller-Bridge, the writer responsible for making James Bond 25 a black female, hails from Cuckfield, UK.

From the leaked texts it sounded like she deserved it desu. Roasties are vermin

yo dis da projecs ma nigga jamal got smoked up in dat hood

take it to /tv/ nigger

take it to lahore you curry smelling bastard

feeling that pain, gotta cough up nearly everything of your salary if you don’t want to live in little Mogadishu

take it outside you two

rorke on the figurative ropes

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Cry more golliwog. James Bond is as british culture as it gets

thinking about Hernan Cortes', conquest of the Aztec Empire again lads

take it to the bridge

addictive sites like Jow Forums and reddit are political weapons designed by the jews, aimed at causing young adult males to lose a grip on their lives and never fulfill their potential, and become short attention-spanned wanking drones

honestly dont see the issue. 007 is a code name not a white man

based
the hooked nose tribe will answer for their crimes (putting the white man through these ordeals)

Not sure about other countries... But in the UK your class is not determined by salary

niggs are the real racists

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You arrive in Bracknell

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Why dont you go live there then?

who?

can anyone let me shag their gf?

want to know what shagging feels like

thinking about oliver cromwell again lads

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muh oppression that doesn't even fucking exist for anyone anymore

just get a prozzie
that's pretty much what they're for

The woman with the electric scooter or Jow Forums slag?

1st dinner down the hatch lads

onto the second

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thinking about the german peasents war again

yeah, loan your sister out to you

what the fuck
why is the south so soulless
southerners literally have no right shittalk the north

don't knock it till you try it lad, i'll admit it's not everyone's cup of tea though

company sent me for 1 year

Miss it every day lads

No

True, but class wasn't the important factor, the quality of life was, being able to live a great life and save over 1/2 your paycheck had such a benefit on my psychological wellbeing, compared to the constant feeling of just scraping by you have here being an average earner

I would, begged toilberg but he wouldn't let me

why couldn't they have made ana the new bond

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is shemale porn gay?

The 1960s destroyed birmingham

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thinking about rhodesia again lads

We all can if I don't fuck this up

bloody hell lad I've not long had my 5th lunch

Prove you're not a JF and name it

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2>3>1>4

roll

thinking about how this country would look with a population of 10 million and a lot more land being devoted to lovely nature instead of grim housing estates, retail parks, industrial estates, allotments and shithole towns

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So if it's that good and Britains so shit I'm sure you can find a job there native or outsourced

an orange

batch

just spent £20 on a headphone cable