Culture Pals /cp/

I do all sorts of crazy and gay shit edition

Welcome to ruins of Culture Pals. Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(Eww!) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?

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Kpop

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Their reaction when they see me

Kino

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Do people get a notification when you bookmark them? I want to bookmark a profile because I want to message them, but I usually take a long time coming up with a structured message, fear if they get a notification they might think I'm a creep (which I am but I don't want them to know just yet)

Pretty sure they don't

I heard they do but I am not sure

they do not

SAVED BY PIKA

The date night

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that's me before I get on airplanes

cute ;_;

Plane bevs are pretty comfy

ikr

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how productive is your summer so far lads?
I just finished season 1 of Invader Zim so I'd say it's pretty productive

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look at his face ;_; soo cute

also did u know that cats can sense that their owner is behaving weird because they are drunk

I want to meet foreign girls on interpals but I am afraid of hurting my insecure feelings
Should I even try this

Was not aware of that

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you got nothing to lose by joining

Bump

How difficult is it to attract a Korean woman like this?

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What's the problem here bucko?

I found out I failed my accountancy exam today, and on top of that my qt has been ignoring me since Saturday. I feel fucking sad bros, I cried in the car driving home from work today :(

I heard our Korean looks like that

When can you take the exam again?

that appears to be a men's toilet

probably unisex

new 90df in one hour lads

Gib update on jihoon and the mormon

A Japanese mommy bought me a really nice lunch today

Colt got actually cucked last night. His Brazilian cunt ran off and made out with some random guy on camera right in front of him

>made out with some random guy on camera right in front of him
:(
What did he do after seeing it? Pray or something?
Can he go back to the US?

all are faggots

what the fuck are you talking about

That’s not the Mormon. He’s this fat fuck youtu.be/pkpI_-6BEf0

He’s pissed of course. But he’s going to divorce her anyways

The fat 54 year old Canadian woman bought her 29 year old Tunisian BVLL sex toys for his benis and ass and literally said “tonight i’m taking him into unknown territory”

Lol actually not watching the show and just waiting for updates here.
I'm more curious about the mormon. I wonder how much he can endure.
No idea who this colt dude is
Is he kind of nice or also a shit?
Why would his girl do that to him?

Ugliness in all kinds of distances.

because he’s literally just a pathetic person. Huge beta and she walks all over him. She is just using him for money

The Mormon is fucked though. His Ecuadorian gf is a bitch

Damm chad....

90 day fiancé

Maybe he'll get "fans" after the show and might have a good time.

I wonder if the mormon would give up or maybe the girl will be kind to him eventually.

No Colt will never have fans. He’s a fat beta joke. Honestly I could definitely see him lurking Jow Forums

Sarcasm aside, you didn’t dispute my argument. Good looking people don’t need to play with angles.

>tfw no 1st world gf yet

Have you started messaging North American qts yet?

>first new episode is just an extended version of last week's episode
have to wait another hour :(

the mormon and ecuadorian couple seem fake, i refuse to believe someone would actually be so stupid

what is it with american girls and their rotten attitudes?

Still no gf.

based eomma thot patrolling the kitchen

They are self entitled

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>No Colt will never have fans.
He probably will unless he is an asshole.

interesting ball handling and pants

What the fuck

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That's just Americans in general

I've been talking to an English girl for the last 2 days, she seems nice so far tbhwyf

>that bonus scene with jihoon and deavan
this makes me worried i'm going to end up relying on google translate when i see my qt face to face

What did I miss

>use new picture
>instantly get viewed by 2 men
fuck my life

jihoon getting shitfaced and deavan asking for an engagement ring

They don't, but I'd say everyone does it

Kek. Their situation is a shit show. I feel bad for his parents

The Mormon took a stack of playing cards and did some magic tricks to have fun with his gfs parents and they think he did evil spells on them since they are thirdies

The fat Canadian is weird. Why wouldn’t she get him to move to Canada?

Jihoon’s gf is so fucking dumb. Why would you bring korean parents to Las Vegas for their first time in the US

>deavan's hellspawn shipped home due to "illness"
>jihoon plotting a casino heist in vegas
>"all the food is good, except for kebab"
what a madlad

is that show real at all? not staged?

She is disgusting desu

so the parents also doesn't like him?

I watched some clips of colt and Larissa
lol it's funny/endearing when Larissa says "Coltee"
I don't understand how Colt was that naive but he is a bit of an attention whore too so..
good luck to him.
I'm pretty sure Larissa can manage.

TLC is not the most reliable channel

>aladdin kisses laura at the airport and brings his friends and family to meet her
their relationship is already more convincing than mohammed and danielle

i'm not sure, i think the couples are legit but some of the drama definitely seems staged

He scared them
Time for jiggy jiggy

I think there are elements that are staged (gotta get them ratings) and conflicts are usually exaggerated but truth is stranger than fiction so..
We also witness pure autism on many occasions.

>deavan's hellspawn shipped home due to "illness"
I hope that kid grows up to be an okay human being.
it's hard to imagine growing up in a setup like that.

She already has a child from another man and the child is a demon

Larissa has been arrested 3 times already

20 minutes until Kate + Date. Who do you want her to choose?

>the child is a demon
the child is 3 or 4?
i think there is hope for a change or something.
maybe being away from her mom would give her a better chance(?)

was it staged?

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but keeps getting out somehow :)

I don’t know. But young. She is a demon child

when will autists learn that magic tricks won't get people to like them?

i don't know, i haven't watched it that much. i think there was guy named scott she seemed to get along with and her daughters liked

Oh no :( can you retake it? And why is your qt ignoring you?

Yeah he’s based

Yeah you're based

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his name was jeff lol

I want to have dinner with a kot..

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Swiped right on what must have been about 400 people across several apps. and now we wait

any frenchies know what "marrant" means? google says it means funny

Seeing couples in public makes me want to scream. I'll never meet a girl where I live and I'll also never meet a foreign qt either

same man. Feel even worse after losing my qt. You're the canadian that wants iranian girls, yeah?

>You're the canadian that wants iranian girls
Yeah that's me. Not just Iranians though girls from that sort of area in general so Turks, Arabs, Georgians, Armenians too

yeah, i'm the australian user that likes arabs. I remember us talking about how at our universities we don't get any exotic qts. Just asians and stuff.

Don't worry, we own all Western Women.
You can have our sloppy third women, though.

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I get some Indian girls at my university but they either grew up in Canada so they're basically just white girls with brown skin at that point, or if they're international students they'll just date the Indian guys.

Most exotic I ever found at my university was an Afghan girl who came to Canada when she was about 10 or so. Didn't date her though because she wanted to save herself for marriage and was absolutely convinced getting an arranged marriage was the best thing for her

BTFO!
EAT SHIT.

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