I suffer in Israel

>I suffer in Israel
Explain yourselves Jews I'm a tourist here and it's been good so far other than taxis being expensive and people barely speaking English half the time

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Try living here

the food is great and the women are nice I don't know why are you all complaining here all the time everyone is friendly and nice

would love to befriend a Israeli

Food is good and women are nice almost anywhere you go retard. People usually like eating and fucking since before we walked upright.

>taxis
Everything is expensive here

High prices (food costs almost twice as Europe/America)
Shit weather (literal oven outside from May to September)
Housing crisis (good luck buying a house before you're 50)
Ethnic tension
Shitty public transportation
The occasional dying in a suicide bombing
Extreme bureaucracy coupled with corruption
Culture is part Americanized, part Arabized, Ashkenazi culture is dying

Don't know what shithole you're from but it must be even worse than this

I'm Canadian!
I told some Jewish agency my grandmother was Jewish and I'm interested in my heritage (she's not Jewish) and they helped pay for some of the trip if I did some stuff while here with their shirt on.

And you don't melt from the heat here?

It's definitely hot but it's not that bad I don't know why you're whining just wear shorts

you will not stop me,
I have plans to move there

Sure bro just visit first before you make the biggest mistake of your life

Religious coercion
25% of the voting population voting for a corrupt person which had 4 terms ((((ayy we democracy)))) and is going to be facing trial, as he tries to make a law to allow him to avoid trial. 25% of the population here wants a dictatorship that much.
Country going to shit thanks to kikes stealing money from working people, refusing to enlist(mandatory for everyone but arabs and kikes)
High cost of living.
Third world work hours because employers think they'll get more production.

Goyim use the word kikes to describe all Jews whether religious or not, stop trying to make them like you by pretending only h*redim are kikes

>I suffer in israel
>get millions from the US + protection from basically anything
>get millions from germoney and Austria and free stuff
>Christians come to Israel to work for free

Theoretically you dont even have to do anything

All this amounts to at best 1% of out GDP

People here wageslave more than you do and get less benefits than you do

its hot and im sweaty all the time, cost of living is high and people doing my job abroad earn more.

I give no shits about that and use the word Yehudon to trigger kikes. Nothing would be lost and a lot would be gained if all religious jews in Israel dropped dead this instant.
I do owe them for wearing identifying clothes so they're a bigger target for terrorists than I am.

Sounds just like Germany then. Except you are probably hiding your gold again.

based Führer

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Terrorists don't target h*redim because they know h*redim are useless and only bring us down so they do Ar*bs a service

kek but as far as I see it the atheist Jews are even worse
>Anetta Kahane
>Greg Lansky
>David Milliband
>George Soros
all atheist commie-liberals even worse than Ben Shapiro

>Ashkenazi culture is dying
>ashkeNAZI
>culture
ahahaha, good joke!

Not in the US

>You're merely pretending to be a bad place

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Atheist Jews founded this country, and most of them aren't like the ones you mentioned, though the left is just as cancerous as the religious right

>trying this hard to get Israeli citizenship

You must come from an absolute shithole. I would never leave my promised land for anywhere else, let alone the Middle fucking East.

We have a lot of Thais here working as fruit pickers for shit pay

Because
>ethno-states for me, eretz Israel
>open borders for thee, Nazi
Same for B'nai B'rith

At least you are not living here

They're Cambodians with border granted citizenship. No true Thai leaves the Kingdom on purpose.

Who are you quoting, retard? I don't even know who "B'nai B'rith", I assume you confuse as with American Jews

I am quoting literally every single atheist Jew in the Euro diaspora and B'nai B'rith

>Ashkenazi culture is dying

Describe this.

No you aren't
Be quiet

Ashkenazi culture and mentality came from Central Europe, it was about education, good music, and intellectualism, instead now you get the shallowness of Americanism and the barbarity of Arabism

>Ashkenazi culture and mentality came from Central Europe, it was about education, good music, and intellectualism, instead now you get the shallowness of Americanism and the barbarity of Arabism

Well, who in their right mind would leave Europe and declare a homeland somewhere in the middle fucking east surrounded by seething Arab*oids?

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my mom did

They were drunk on nationalism and romanticism, which is all about grand undertakings and returning to myth, and culturally they were still superior to what we have today.

i guess they didnt want to stay in a country that had tried to kill them.

>East Reicher's pretending they weren't the core of the NSDAP

Lmao, nice try Joachim.

Time to come home Ashkenazim man.

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Ashkenazim is plural, Ashkenazi is singular

It's time to come home. But this Polak cunt is not welcome back.

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Honestly wish I was born in a Central European country instead.

This, but i actually liked the public transport

what are you talking about? many ashkenazis originally were austrians. the nazis here did them bad and the people looked away.

what does the average Israeli think of America? do you see them as your henchmen? or is there respect there?

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>only non-thirdie shithole with a birthrate above replacement
hmmm

is tinder even legal in israel

Same.
>Country is less divided
>Not hated almost universally
>Not mutilated because muh desert nomad religion
>better climate
>language will probably be less retarded
Even eastern europe will be better probably

Yeah but I don't know if it's even used.

>w-we're not all like americans
lmfao

The average pleb likes America and wishes to be like Americans and sees them as our real allies

The only reason we have above replacement birth rate is h*redi scum that have 7 kids on average while living on taxpayer money, and Arabs who do the same to a smaller extent

The educated, secular populace is growing thinner by the day

oh so you have like a sect of your country which are mormons then

also americans are not your allies they are your slaves

To my knowledge the Mormons at least work and don't choose to look like subhumans, so they are much better than h*redim

One famous Israeli once said "when I look at the h*redim, I understand the Nazis"

Poland and Czechia are pretty comfy now, Germany is still nicer and the people more open, but I don't think a non-Kike Jew would ever get hassled in Poland these days.

>oh so you have like a sect of your country which are mormons then

There's actually nothing wrong with Mormons.

They're simply harder working and more family-oriented White people that do a better job of acquiring wealth.

>Culture is part Americanized, part Arabized, Ashkenazi culture is dying
This is one of the worst. Instead of moving towards something like Denmark, Israel is moving towards something like Tunisia

oh god those degenerate amerimutt heathen cultists made their way into canada

Haredim of new York tend to be pretty hard working its just the Israeli ones that are rats.

Is Israel a legit first world country? Doesn't really seem like it on street view. And I'm not sure that a country which is at war so much can ever really be considered first world.

h*redim are always rats, maybe the ones in NY are hard-working rats.

No, and it's just getting worse. We're a generation away from being just like our neighbors.

israel is half haredim now

They tried to recruit me once, but I just told them I have no need for their spiritual component, but also wished them luck and told them there's nothing wrong with good, clean living.

Go hang out with the drug dealers and prostitutes and tattoo something creative around your asshole Fritz.

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Am I wrong to say that in culture and sentiments, modern Israel is very similar to Erdogan's Turkey?

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No it was "first world" because of Ashkenazim who used to be majority but they're having less kids now and are going to be a minority soon enough.
I guess you can put it that way but I heard some of them treat non Jews quite well and stuff while here they'd spit or throw rocks at "fellow Jews" if they disturb their crazy rituals.
No it's half Mizrahim if anything and even that it's not.

Not very, but there is a resemblance, at least in the part the rejects modernity and finds shelter in religion and ethnic isolation.

>Ultra orthodox
>Mizrahis
>Arabs
They're all outbreeding everyone else

just so you know, the taxis would’ve been cheaper, if you knew Hebrew.
anyway
>hot
>expensive
>haredim
>pallies
are the 4 things I hate here.

>>expensive
Is the quality atleast worth it? Hows the the meat and water quality is israel?

meat is good since it goes through a lot of extra quality control for religious purposes and faucet water is drinkable across israel

in regards to meat, as long as it’s not pork, the quality is quite good actually.
water is great, it is drinkable everywhere, infrastructure is good, we went from running out of water to making almost twice as much as we use, thanks to desalination.
but does it make sense that an Israeli (especially food) products costs less abroad?
we have shit load of protectionism.
we have laws that set the price on basic products, which made sense when we were a poor socialist country, but no longer make sense and prevent competition.
we have shit load of bureaucracy everywhere driving prices and taxes up.
the “””great politicians””” we have decided that the solution to high housing prices, is to make draws in which the winners get some of the price subsidized.
we had someone who didn’t finish high school as a minister of economy for a while. what a fucking retard.