GERMANS PLZ HELP

I have a Tinder date tomorrow and I don't have shoes. I only have birkenstock sandals right now.

1- I want to buy a shoe like this. I've checked HM-ZARA-UNIQLO-URBAN OUTFFITTERS and couple random shoe salers. CAN'T FIND IT.

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2- I also want to buy a hat like this one.

I can't buy from Amazon. It's urgent.

I'm in Düsseldorf. Where can I buy it?

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Literally Fedora: The Shoes

Are you a refugee?

yes i'm a syrian refugee and just came to düsseldorf yesterday from damascus. now i have a tinder date.

>light brown chukkas
are you a troll?

Brother, do you need advice?

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he looks super gay

he has what it takes to get laid.

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come to /fa/ and look for the SEXcore thread

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g*rmans? ;_;

Germans are beta males who shop at Uniqlo and will never get laid.
Shop at ASOS and the Gucci store.

That's desert boots of Clarks. You can pick it ar every store

there is no clark store in düsseldorf.
i also like asos but like i said, it's urgent and i can't afford gucci.

it's summer you dumb nigger

Clark boots are sold everywhere go to any department store and they will have them.

How autistic are you?

i don't care if it's summer or not. i like desert boots and i wear them 365 days / year.

With a German girl I hope :)))))

ofcourse my merchant, blonde german girl.

you should eat pizza if you are in italy. you should fuck german girls if you are in germany.

don't forget your katana

Just search Clark’s desert boots on amazon and get overnight shipping