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filthy whore who loves exposing her body

I don't have one, I just wanted someone to make a new thread. Worked a few times.

Mashallah akhi, telling it like it is.

Asian fags

Ebin, simply ebin.

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Get schooled magyartard

ugly people don't deserve to have sex

Dying

They don't deserve it, but they can earn it by being strong and doing what few men dare to do(rape)

Fuck off.

A young ripe 18 year old Macedonian girl came to passport office in Blagoevgrad in Bulgaria
"My grandfather was Bulgarian, give me EU passport" she demanded
The bulgarian official checked the records.
"Hmm, there doesnt seem to be anything about him here, but I am sure we can figure something out, wink wink" as he unzipped his pants
The macedonian girl was taken aback, and blushed.
"But you can't, i have a boyfriend in Skopje!"
The Bulgarian caressed her on the thigh and lifted up her short skirt
"We will worry about that later."

if they are so strong why don't they use their physical attractiveness to get gf

I too, want to rape

Then I jerk off and I don't go to jail for 20 years

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>British
>white

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I realized that it's not even an issue if you're ugly. If I were just ugly but manly looking and not fucking baby-faced I'd do well in life. But this way it's over, everybody will look down on me for the rest of my life.

When you get older and you get wrinkles you'll look like a real man

I suggest you accelerate it by eating lots of junk, never working out, never sleeping, being stressed and smoking cigarettes

>When you get older and you get wrinkles you'll look like a real man

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Bulgaria needs communism back. Majority of people can't handle "freedom" here and need an iron hand guiding their lives and giving them an all encompassing purpose in life.

That goes for the Balkans in general.

>check out the Syrian border on street view
>this is the first thing I saw

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Blood for the Blood God

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your ancestral homeland?

Being baby-faced is unironically a blessing lol.
Also that ain't why you're not doing well in life.

beard transplant in turkiye cCc $3-5k
clean-cut beard for the rest of your life, effortless shaving, no neckbeard, no cheek scruff

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he wasn't a stalker, he knew her from before discord, from IRL

>Also that ain't why you're not doing well in life.
It's one of the reasons. I'm short, fat, ugly, baby-faced and low IQ and that's the root of all of my problems.

Jesus..
I think you're just an attention whore and a whiny fag.
There's nothing I hate more than whiners

Are you the same Vojvodinian Magyarfren?

Shut up beta-orbiter

ceгa кe тe opбитиpaaм тeбe
пocтиpaj нoгицитe

Not an argument.
Yes.

Caбcкpaјб нa пaтpeoнoт ми.

њњњњ.пaтpeoн.цoм/ФyлгpимГpчкиБoг

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>low IQ
You have a good life from what I remember, so don't be too hard on yourself.

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he's a virgin

Good lad. Russia from Lisbon to Tokyo.

their propaganda spreads further than that
all the way to between ur moms legs lmaooo kid

why is my left ball sensitive and hurts when i touch it?

At which norwood stage I should get a hair transplant?

goodbye

LMAO based

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varicocele

it probably got twisted a bit
RIP u got testicular torsion
unscrew it like a lightbulb or u will faint from pain soon

just kidding nigger

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Nah nigga
I fuck royalty

I think this is for you

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAh

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Swissrus is a LARPing twink. In real life he gets railed by Turkish kebab shop owners every day for make ends meet.

stop

Sounds like something your mother would be down for

I used to get "magic beard bottles" ads on facebook. Strange cause I have a natural beard and I hate it and shave it. Beards are for soyboys and turks

>twink deflections
K, twink.

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>twink
Nah, I'm a hairy mufugga

Proofs? :3

Nice, saved for future use.

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fuck off faggit

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Blondes can't be hairy because light blonde makes your hair look transparent and can only be seen under the light.
All blondes are twinks

>Want to relocate
>post my inquiry on linkedin
>get lots of offers, three I like
>Berlin
>Amsterdam
>Prague
Without taking into consideration salary and position, which one of these cities would /balk/ relocate?

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Prague.

Бepлин

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Prague. Cheap prices, rents and easy women

Prague.

installed extraflags
no other person itt have it

You will pay through your nose for rent in Amsterdam and Prague.

Prague, for sure

Hey negros. How's your healthcare in the shithole you live in?

Medstud here and I must say that the public sector is an absolute joke. Private sector is much better, from the delivery of care until discharge from the unit/ward. Also, which cunt in /balk/ has the best healthcare? (In my personal opinion, I'd go for Greece)

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Amsterdam 100%
T.been there
It’s international, bustling with life, kino capital, friendly people. Literally the place to be in europe together with london

youtube.com/watch?v=OrCMkddjU7s
TURK BVLL goes to Poland, easily gets chicks. Tells how easy Polish girls are, says "Poland is heaven of easy women"

WTF? Jow Forums told me that Jow Forumsand was a bastion of white race and traditionalism and shitskins would get lynched in streets? But I don't see any of these happening. I'm moving to Poland now!

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Man im telling you, slavic women are quite easy.

Berlin. Amsterdam is overpriced as fuck, you will need to be a literal millionaire to own a property there.

All the retards telling you Prague, are retards. It's a dump with low salaries. You will make 1k and need to work 40 years with your wife to pay off a commie block apartment on their salaries.

In Berlin you'll have a good salary, you'll be able to work up the food chain and their real estate is priced at Eastern Europe tier prices or even Balkan prices if you can live with Turks.

Berlin is the only sensible options. It's also better to live in than Amsterdam and Prague and more fun, better history, less tourists. Berlin is the high-IQ person capital of Europe.

cope
Also my body hair is BLACK

youtube.com/watch?v=DRn4SF9gkI4&feature=player_embedded

Do you like romanian folk music in english with some shitty accent?

cigan jew gypsy musik

I love Bulgaria and Macedonia!

Berlin has a lower gdp/capita than the average in Germany retard. It’s a fun city yes, but only in germany you can find much better cities to live

Indeed
youtube.com/watch?v=C4Mr9N2qKmM
lmao based.

I don't know what I'd choose. I like them all for different reasons.
Probably Amsterdam.
That's a meme. You'd probably get the same result pretty much anywhere in Europe.
If you're an incel moving to Poland won't help you.

I will vote commies in the next election

I hope they've been to Poznań

Levica?

k

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I'm pretty average guy. Plus I'll never ever permanently move to Pooland lmao. Visiting ok but moving out is whole different thing.
It's from Poznan. I heard it's way liberal compared to rest of Poland, is this true?

all big cities are liberal

Kraków is traditionally considered more conservatist but young people are liberal like everywhere else

Thoughts on Persian girls?

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