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world government edition

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A tad early pham

better early than have that mexican make shitty op's tbH

this is the Mexican, stupid

>mfw a early shitter thread or Jason post is made

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what does /cum/ do for a living?

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i mean the mexican flag who only uses ugly mugshot pics

Stallman is literally always right.

Parking lot maintenance

Bet those shopping cart pushers get hit by cars all the time lol

food service

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too fat, not for me

I use a keyboard and net about 75K per year

made one

holy friggen THICC I wanna lick her cellulitical body

not politics

>too fat, not for me

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>liking fat women

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I like women with MEAT on their bones

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Woke up late today and didn't have work so I made a lunch of sunnyside up eggs cooked in butter and thrown on to some whole wheat toast with streaks of cayenne and a side of hot green tea and almonds. Ate it to this music and the buttery eggs went nicely on the toast. Green tea kept me from craving seconds. God I love being American. All this abundance for the simple things.
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dropped a fat turd into the toilet. what a waste.

ebin pic bud

Is it cultural appropriation when mongoloids eat dairy products even though they’re almost all lactose intolerant?

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No, but it's cultural appropriation when anyone but Anglo-Saxon Protestants speak English

Yes, especially when committed by celtoids

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Sex have

I try to retain customers for a telecoms giant

Extremely Gay Post

Can’t BELIEVE there are so many wagecucks in here

>Milana Vayntrub
Excellent taste desu

Shame she's taken the uppity feminist pill.

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This, destroy thots

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Sounds like hell, would hate to be on the receiving end when all ISPs are so universally shit

*tries to summon Denny*

>Shame she's taken the uppity feminist pill.
She's Jewish, it was unavoidable

What, do you work at a Bell call centre?

*bats eyelashes seductively*

nigga I hardly leave the home

Canadian customers are generally nice and reasonable, if you’re stern and male. Would not want to be female at this type of work, they get abused much more than I

I'm a Java programmer but don't have a job at the moment

I wonder if I have ever called you lmao

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take the sepples pill

Just got my OVO Fest tickets

what does Mexican pussy taste like

beans

college student for 10 years

guacamole

pls don't post my finnish gf without my permission thank you

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yikes

Depends on if it's a male or female one

salty pesos and tortillas

cheap pot lay

Does the first one taste like feces

it tastes like dick

i'd fuck em all desu

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yikes

Woeful

just imagine each one on your cock, you'd do it too

Does that include the dude in the lower right too? Nigga that is Very Gay

i don't care for labels

its the only time ive seen that meme woman on the right look hot, but thats only because everyone else looks like utter shit

translation: I'm gay

>Sven finally came out as gay

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t. repressed homosexual

based retards

He is quite attractive though
t. 90% straight

Mom made 75 meatballs.

>this would be news

90% straight = 100% fag

sexuality is a very poor metric to describe how you feel desu

threads still going. post something if you've got it.

died in minecraft so i found my house...

lost a bunch of cool things though

got mcdonalds

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going by your picture, I'd never do the left 2.

tell her to cup my balls til I cum pick them up

thread is still going. post something :3

just imagine left's perfect skin and big tiddies and belly and shaved mom puss

LITERALLY (You) in the pic

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Nethack > Minecraft

sounds like a good day

btw

good morning heheh

i dont know what that is

they didnt salt these fries...

bruhs... just watch mommy porn

want to be AOC's college professor and make her fuck me for a better grade

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gm at 6pm

everyone knows it's way different if it's someone special
y'know like celebrity nudes

mmm now I'm hungry for some mcdonalds
I really should cook something healthy rn but to heck with that

those two games aren't even comparable my dude

Do you think she makes those crazy eyes when she's getting fucked?

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>i dont know what that is
lmao hownuru

put too much water in my oatmeal...
also got some orders finished and this reship had BETTER work

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bruh how rih is this bih sugar daddy
look at all this new money shit

i bet she will when i come in dressed as an ICE agent and handcuff her to bed and rape her doggy style

>yfw tumblr was full of black, latina, arab and asian women into this kinda shit
I miss tumblr raceplay porn :'(

Wtf I thought dinosaurs are instinct ?

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how was ur time with ur mom

>not raping a bih missionary so u can get intimate and watch her seethe
MAJOR Cringe

>unsalted mcdick fries
Total Abomination

bih?

“Bitch” in Twitter-AAVE