/brit/
spare some change please sirrah
you wont believe me but i literally invented the slang term "peng"
the blacks stole it off me and i'm taking it back
won the egg and spoon race in years 4 and 5
it's july 2018. you're on your 10th carling with all your best mates after england have beaten sweden 2-0 to get in semi finals of world cup. calvin harris and dua lipa one kiss comes blasting out in beer garden. life's good
as i was saying before i was rudely interrupted by op
if you're not watching that cats meow stream you just missed some major booby bouncing
very bouncy song and the big boobied woman was jumping up and down
oh there it is again
pengest concert i've ever been to: neil young live at hyde park july 12th 2019
pool is probably the best sport imo
the sound of pool balls hitting each other is so peng as well
Couldn't get the technique down mi sen
I bet Emma Watson’s bumhole smells of BO and poo.
rorke making up shite again
She's burning in hell
>calvin harris and dua lipa one kiss comes blasting out
would rather shoot my face off
There are only three sports. Bull fighting, motorsports and mountain climbing. Everything else is a game
>not three lions on a loop
go back where you came from
addicted to wool socks
never did sports day
never did PE in year 9, 10 and 11
sports are for brainlet goofys
i unironically won it 5 years in a row
i was fat too
Why do they get so upset and angry at some daft poll, lads? They don't get upset that 3% of women said they could.
here lads you know that flatmate that used to blast techno and liquid dnb and shite well guess what her MOTHER is staying over tonight in the opposite room. What the fuck?!
have sex
sounds like the only concert you've been to with the amount you go on
bore off
won the 400m dash on sports day in year 7
probably the greatest achievement of my life so far
huzzah for the shop keep!
>Anime
>Video games
I'm sensing something here
PLEASE watch more cricket
why do niggies say "peng" then
been to several actually
fat incel cunt
Long jump and triple jump champion, only Karl came close to me, btfo him in the end
never been to concerts only gigs
only 1 of those things is true
what's the point when I already saw the best game of all time
don't like concerts
too loud
because it is a peng word, can't blame them really
youtu.be
any shantymen in
This incel crazed killer shit is only going to get worse
Caspere knew this
grats lad seriously congratulations thats such an amazing accomplishment wow im so proud of you oh my god absolutely incredible effort well done mate
have a wank over it
don't like the french
too loud
Ayyy cunts whats poppin'
just want to go to an opera and bawl my eyes out
women don't deserve to vote if I'm honest
Is that $10 or $100?
Need to actualise a psychic forcefield to stop parties fucking with my vibes
Best concert I've been to The Proms
somebody sounds jealous
maybe if roasts weren’t so cruel it wouldn’t happen?
just a thought
ROCK DOWN TO
ELECTRIC AVANUE
the chips were nang
Aye
Because they're fragile and get mad at what they perceive to be disrespect from men towards female sports personalities.
$10. green $100 bills have lines in the numbers
best concert i went to was the wiggles before they blew up
Nothing to do with "roasts being cruel" just groups of men without sex? Your shit is out of whack yo, no circus is enough
This but to all women
those mosh pits back then were insane
I don't like traditional culture. It's a stagnation.
why is it so hard to find polyester tracksuit bottoms with elastic cuffs nowadays? the kind chavs in 2005 used to wear
Oh my days senpai your creps are flang
hate how the press kit of films contains "stills" that never even happen in the film
takes the piss
Who Is The Doomer? - Dealing With An Age Of Hopelessness
Nail on head pal
shanties? big fan
youtube.com
Lol
best 2 concerts I've been to were both times I saw slowthai
what u sayin b
loooool man wiv the beat up astros
oh my days
Any wasteman crep
delete this post and go have a think in front of the mirror
where did 'what you sayin' as a greeting come from
Man's wearing t90's
stan rogers is a canadian national treasure
despise this swarthy specimen
sneed
got called a neek in croydon
uh oh drunk cougar on stage
incels picking up smoking and listening to the smiths to emulate a meme personality lmao
mate lives vicariously through me
share stuff ive done on his facebook, and have heard him shout at me across a crowded bar to confirm a story hes telling about me
shagging a brick
190 was begging for nudes off that bianca girl in a /soc/ thread a couple years back what a nonce
having a think in front of the mirror
Caressing a cashew nut
n'wah!
how's that going
>He doesn't have chips with scraps
>He doesn't have chips with curry sauce
>get a haircut
>think it looks like absolute shit for a few days
>suddenly after a week it looks great
her name was bianca
the incel he shanked her
i have a friend like this
does he also emulate you as well?
why do we keep calling him an incel when he literally shagged her
Emma Watson’s stinky farts.
lost 60p