/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

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Right it works there
I was thinking of hein as in "what ?"

>Romania
nice

yeah for this i always said hein anyway
fuck manners anyway that was childhood trauma back there
i only tried to make the world a better place

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don't insult bosnia like that

can't get lower than mujahideen

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>florida included
>virginia, which had the capital of the confederacy, ancestry of most of the generals/statemen, and monuments isn't
This is retarded.

No I'm not a spic or jew york fag. I'm from north/centralish florida and nobody gives a rats ass about the civil war or feels remotely southern. maybe you have the occasional LARPer war re-enactor type but that's maybe one in ten thousands. And if a black talking head or lib politician crying crocodile tears tried to guilt trip me about the civil war or slavery i'd laugh in their face, because we've got fuck all to do with any of that bullshit

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>fl*rida
wew lad

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did you dl the bear?

i.ylilauta.org/60/8b10e38b.mp4

Why is all of Canada included?

>Guy comes in with a bunch of tomato leaves for opinions on what is killing them
>All of them are burnt and look like they haven't been watered for few days
>Tell him as much
>He insists he isn't
>Ask if he's over fertilizing
>He insists he isn't
>"Well I don't know what you want me to do, these leaves look burnt"

>"Give me a refund"

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why not
also this general has regulars from Alberta

dunno, that's how the template came
keep pushing them next time to admit it was their bad, as how often they were watering, and when they say "uhh idk like twice a week" you tell them that wasn't enough and let it sink in that they're retarded
when folks fuck up their plants by not watering we don't refund them, we'll even do it for fertilizer burn since it's a normal lack of knowledge kind of mistake but lack of water is just stupidity

did turdbud get banned

>I'm from north/centralish florida and nobody feels remotely southern
Must not be that far north in Florida then, Captain Orlando

The icing on the cake was he'd bought from the wrong greenhouse when he pulled out his receipt

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sauce?

would not surprise me if erdogcunt was trying to keep our precious eastern roman boi from shitposting with us
lmao what a dipshit
its so hot here that customers have stopped coming in, folks do most of their garden projects in spring and then stay in the AC all summer

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It's alternating between being hot and raining in torrents
Rapid Creek is almost as big as it was back in '72 when the flood happened

got to open at 7 the last two days and leave at 9:30 from the rain
been super comfy

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Oh yes you can
Never had a colonoscopy?

no

Lucky ducky

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What happens in Montenegro? It looks like paradise

just one of those tiny european countries that was never large enough to have influence so it relies on tourism and foreign investment for prosperity

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At a glance, it looks so nice for hiking/kayaking. I would love to visit. I don’t think I’ve ever seen any Montenegro anons here actually

wrong. You have powerful Montenegrian families who own large stakes in Deutsche Bank, Dansk Bank, shady dealings with Huawei, etc. Look it up, seriously. They say that Jews and Arabs are behind all the corruption but Montenegrian billionaires and millionaires were 30% of the names implicated in the Panama Papers despite being only 0.07% of the total billionaires worldwide.

Erdogan isn't even a real Turk, he's a Mongol (C3) larping as a Byzantine Anatolian (J2 - founders of civilization worldwide).

Charlemagne, Hitler, Julius Caesar, the first Popes, Augustus, Napoleon, Leif Eriksson, Columbus, George Washington, and Jesus Christ were all J2 Amorites. C3's have only destroyed civilization wherever they went, just like Erdogan is doing, J2 Amorites built everything around you. It should be a law that only they can become leaders.

love you guys

Put on the gloves bernard

thanks

....any Clemson fans....

u been drinkin
ah i see the two of you will be practicing colonoscopies
>fags

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>Got my classes set up for uni
>Have to either get a room mate in Huntsville or drive an hour and a half to get to school 4 days a week
I really hope this works out in the end.

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My captain's license application is 18 fucking pages long so far, lads

slip a tenner in there to make sure

>Question 82 - Have you ever been in contact with known domestic terrorists?

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only a little
cut down because I'm trying to work out but its hot af
ur roomie better be nice to you

drink MOAR fampai
upon reading this you are compelled to sip

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but i cant
i recently entered skinny fat mode and the last thing i need is a beer belly

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if its not beer then no beer belly
n i sed S I P boi

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i could finish my tequila now that you mention

y e e
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you owe me a sip for each post
we'll call it a half shot per post, so 1.5oz of mexican hate-water

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I just pour it into a big glass with juice or soda and chug it
but i'll take a bit swill for you

>made a thread without realizing this one existed and then left to go do other things
I amuse myself sometimes

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ok that's good enough i guess
did it get any replies

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there isn't a single chicano on earth who doesn't have a little belly on them

you are ok with me

Chegg'd
It did not

this
the default hispanic is lean and short, but has a bit of a belly
F

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meant to say big swill

CHEESE GRITS
with
OVER EASY EGGS
for dinner y'all

i had pulled pork

why is Florida Greece?
the partition of Florida is correct.
I think the roommate thing will work out better for you

best of luck m8
you should be his roomy. you are already there.

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my bad. i thought you were another AL poster.

you are closer though

bless
someday i will have cheesy grits with pulled pork over them
lawdie lawd
pay denbts

This is what happens when people don't design creative flegs

nope

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may I introduce you to... red slaw

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that would be soooo rich.
yeah i mean two neighbor states with red x? we all know ms because it has triggering battle flag

what would a cyberpunk DIxie look like? How does agrarianism integrate into that aesthetic?

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>aesthetic
you misspelled hellscape lad.

Cyberpunk G A E

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it doesn't
ideally agrarian societies would be a traditionalist holdout against modernist technocult faggotry

It wouldn't integrate. In cyberpunk fiction everyone who doesn't live in massive crime-ridden metropolises lives in destitution in wastelands.

Vertical hydroponics with neon and GMO plants connected to the internet screaming indefinitely into the void as they're harvested

Also hackers for some trite reason

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>Vertical hydroponics with neon and GMO plants connected to the internet screaming indefinitely into the void as they're harvested
dude...
DUDE!!!

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It was a nice sunset tonight

imaginationlets

I can imagine cyberpunk just fine
I just don't like to

to answer your question it would be neo-victorian maybe but i think those people would get shot after people got tired of being polite to their dumb asses

I bet I'm imagining it better than you rn

is the med bvll vprising vpon vs?

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i saw that. i laughed.

never played a Zelda game

I'll promise to play Shadow of the Colossus if you promise to play Majora.

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that's a deal I suppose

strawpoll.me/18326853

BORN TO YELL
UNITED STATES ARE A FUCK
KILL EM ALL 1861
I'M A GOOD OL' REBEL
410,757,864,530 DEAD YANKEES

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I'm not voting in that

HINDS IS MY DAD?

S'pose I gotta buy the game then huh

I'd vote for team minecraft if I knew more about Lauderdale
Uusi is a large lad but me and Arbies could prolly take him if Lauderdale is smol

bubba been liftin

>how does an urbanized dystopia mesh with an agrarian ideal
it doesn't. most i'd accept is bionics for people who have fucked up their bodies

get an adjustable dumbbell and some plates, it should cost you like 25 cents a pound if you go to yard sales