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It's just like my marvel movies

reckon I could hit those notes if someone kicked me in the bollocks hard enough

Yeah my dad was 8 years old when the war started.

World War 2?

Ha, nope.

Oh wow, World War 1?

Nope :^)

What war then you insufferable cunt there's a war every fucking decade fuck off

Why? x

you want a shoulder to cry on lad?

YEAP... WHAT FORD SHOULD DO IS MAKE THE MK2 ESCORT AGAIN.. IDENTICAL.. JUST WITH THE FOCUS RS RUNNING GEAR... EVERYONE WOULD BUY ONE YEAAP

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not British culture not arsed

have you listened to 1000 gecs yet?
youtube.com/watch?v=B6tFRzt-QvA

From yesterday

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the great spiritual war of the post blair era

same but i'm worse off because i found a bald spot on my head
your problems just don't compare to mine

youtube.com/watch?v=BetUzJG8gI4

noid

garrote a thot

got a big bald spot right on my face

surely having such an old father (in his 70s) would make the kids somewhat retarded?

Where is he???

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its too kino

Happiness
More or less
It's just a change in me
Something in my liberty
Oh, my, my
Happiness
Coming and going
I watch you look at me
Watch my fever growing
I know just where I am
But how many corners do I have to turn?
How many times do I have to learn
All the love I have is in my mind?
Well, I'm a lucky man
With fire in my hands
Happiness
Something in my own place
I'm stood here naked
Smiling, I feel no disgrace
With who I am
Happiness
Coming and going
I watch you look at me
Watch my fever growing
I know just who I am
But how many corners do I have to turn?
How many times do I have to learn
All the love I have is in my mind?
I hope you understand
I hope you understand
Oh, no no no no no no no no no
Gotta love that'll never die
Happiness
More or less
It's just a change in me
Something in my liberty
Happiness
Coming and going
I watch you look at me
Watch my fever growing
I know
Oh, my, my
Oh, my, my
Oh, my, my
Oh, my, my
Gotta love that'll never dies
Gotta love that'll never died
No, no
I'm a lucky man
It's just a change in me
Something in my liberty
It's just a change in me
Something in my liberty
It's just a change in me
Something in my liberty
Oh, my, my
Oh, my, my
It's just a change in me
Something in my liberty
Oh, my, my
Oh, my, my

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youtu.be/zRIbf6JqkNc

I want to get away i want to fly awayyyy yeah yeah yeaaaaaaah

based kravitz

i'm sorry

depends on the mother more than the father
you can still have perfectly healthy sperm until death but women usually go to shit after 25 in terms of producing healthy offspring

playing puzzle & dragons again

based lenny does it again

watching american dad

Took one of these pics when I bought my Switch.

youtu.be/Htkbl45n3oo?t=93 haha

Really tempted to have an affair with a girl from work, I reckon she'd be into it desu but I'm risking everything

I'm creepin through the alley
I hit the blunt once and fly away like Lenny Kravitz

one in the hand is worth two in the bush and so on

A deep dark hole he will not return from...

will never understand why anyone would voluntarily watch telly in the current year

Same, but it's a Lesbian

sounds very dreary and banal

dump your gf you slimy gimp.

lenny. fucking. kravitz.

idea for a video game: digger simulator

The poster below me has a big bum.

tiny little 17 year old at work has a big crush on me, she has a boyfriend but you know girls all fancy older guys she follows me about like a puppy honestly i told her i was leaving and shes near crying shes cute haha would never do anything to her though love her like a sis

Watching top gear

220,000 Indians commit suicide every single year.

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the only real counter-culture today is incels, nazis and islamists

everything else is pretty much accepted by the mainstream, commercialised and safe.

>not watching bbc alba
lad..

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not bad

hate the way most nicknames sound
leonard > lenny
robert > rob
jonathan > jon (jon with no h is absolute cringe)

go on ngubu my son

>one in the hand is worth two in the bush and so on

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vile nonce

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>bbc

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fucking ree just spent $25 on grubhub for 2 slices of cheesecake and selected the 'large slice' option for an additional 4 dollars and the retard brought me 2 small slices. fucking retard yanks

nice quads but shit post
why are north americans such prudes about teenage girls

i mog him

Yer' under Citizens arrest

Imagine if those 3 groups joined together...

chavs are a counterculture not the fake black ones you see on tele but genuine ones that knock around seaside resorts

you fat bastard

i assumed something like this had already been made and i was right

>bbc
why would you want to watch a load of nonces and nonce enablers?

That should really tell you something

haha jon with no h

yeah but they're all crap

cuff ‘im gazza

degenerate runt

yeah you heard me

i'm actually under weight with a high metabolism

you forgot to put hewwww on end

refuse to pay my licence fee until that vile nonce enabler Louis Theroux has been locked up

conservatism is the new counter culture

incels are prone to adopting extremist political views. be chad and vote conservative.

Evening all.

any other man of patrician taste in

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saw a finnish man post this

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educational purposes

modern day conservatism is fighting for gay rights lol

beating faggots in the streets is pretty counter-cultural though

Dont understand why in Apex Legends it displays the kill leader/champion in big banners in the map. It's not like you can see where they are or track them down for extra points. You cant even tell who the player is anyway so what's the point?

my crystal ball tells me you'll be a fat bastard within a decade

youtube.com/watch?v=ttxMjEZQpcs

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I did but then I just got called a far-right nazi

any of you lads got the new iphone? considering getting the xs max

cant imagine voting conservative fair enough be a rorke but the cons? they don’t do anything to slow immigration they just fuck up public services and make a hash of foreign affairs

holy shit i was just looking for this song

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Remember when Jow Forums targeted the Westboro Baptist church? These days Jow Forums is likely to side with them

youtube.com/watch?v=uX_laSsuDVU

*turns around and gives you a wink on the dancefloor and slowly edges closer to you*

yeah but its the counterculture so hop on the trend

Posting from an XR now got it last week and it’s nice but idk maybe the screen is too big. Good battery is the major pro with this.

Fits the gameshow lore, plus if you are the one in the lead it's a nice ego boost.

Same reason every game nowadays let's you pick a canned victory animation no one else pays attention to.

never seen the appeal of opera singing

Scratch the surface of the rorke and you'll find the most complaint of bootlickers