What did you cook today, mom?

>what did you cook today, mom?

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>No, mom, I don't want dinner or a bath. I wan't you.

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>I keep asking for French fries for days why don't you make them already how many times do I have to ask?

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>Mom why the fuck are you serving me this vegetable shit? I told you already - I Want McDONALDS!!

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this meme has gone too far

>ma, run to the store and buy me candy and a pack of smokes

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>this meme has gone too far

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That's kind of creepy, man.

>That's kind of creepy, man.

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no, mother. i won't stop playing video games to take a shower or look for a job.

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>this meme has gone too far
>That's kind of creepy, man.

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>this meme has gone too far

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>mom

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>Yes, mom, you heard it right. You can't cook anything but pasta properly

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>mom I swear it's not a fucking sect they really do rule the world MOOOOOM ITS NOT POSSIBLE TO CREMATE 6 MILLION CORPSES IN 4 YEARS MOOOOOOOOOOM

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>take off your dress mom

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Nobody claims that six million jews were gassed and cremated, retard.

>Nobody claims that six million jews were gassed and cremated, retard.

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>yes, i claim that six million jews were gassed and cremated...willingly

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>historical literacy is soy
Ebin, simply ebin.

>What? Fucking leftovers? Fuck you, mom. I don't care if you work all day. I NEED MY FUCKING FOOD

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>son i told you you're thirty five years old make something yourself for once

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>i don't fucking care if nanna's in the hospital mum, i can't fucking pause all of fortnite, MOVE

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