>what did you cook today, mom?
What did you cook today, mom?
>No, mom, I don't want dinner or a bath. I wan't you.
>I keep asking for French fries for days why don't you make them already how many times do I have to ask?
>Mom why the fuck are you serving me this vegetable shit? I told you already - I Want McDONALDS!!
this meme has gone too far
>ma, run to the store and buy me candy and a pack of smokes
>this meme has gone too far
That's kind of creepy, man.
>That's kind of creepy, man.
no, mother. i won't stop playing video games to take a shower or look for a job.
>this meme has gone too far
>That's kind of creepy, man.
>this meme has gone too far
>mom
>Yes, mom, you heard it right. You can't cook anything but pasta properly
>mom I swear it's not a fucking sect they really do rule the world MOOOOOM ITS NOT POSSIBLE TO CREMATE 6 MILLION CORPSES IN 4 YEARS MOOOOOOOOOOM
>take off your dress mom
Nobody claims that six million jews were gassed and cremated, retard.
>Nobody claims that six million jews were gassed and cremated, retard.
>yes, i claim that six million jews were gassed and cremated...willingly
>historical literacy is soy
Ebin, simply ebin.
>What? Fucking leftovers? Fuck you, mom. I don't care if you work all day. I NEED MY FUCKING FOOD
>son i told you you're thirty five years old make something yourself for once
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>i don't fucking care if nanna's in the hospital mum, i can't fucking pause all of fortnite, MOVE