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They just don't get our banter

youtube.com/watch?v=Yxq40ZYIibw

mortiis

(not true by the way)

t. Zhang

try living with niggers or spics and you'll wish you were surrounded with chinks

Very Tarrantesque post

trying to stay up because ive finished work for the week but it just feels like sleepytime

anything to do?

a wank would make me sleep so no wank suggestions but if theres any one in mind with big tits i might just look at them

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_________the poster below me has a small willy_________

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quite a lovecraftian post

8th sushi roll down the gullet

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I believe in the Jewish "conspiracy" and therefore the Beatles are dogshit but at the same time it's similar to how Christianity itself is dogshit yet many artists over the centuries have created works of Christian art which are exquisite etc despite the fact that the source material if you will was always dogshit and it's really a bit like how compost is good for the garden but its just rotting bits of shit when you really look at it really

women. can't live with them, can't live without them.

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feminism was a mistake

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very desmond is amazingest post

What filling

Shut up

hat

Don't know who or what that is and I'm glad for it

Some tuna, some eel, some krab with shrimp tempura and some salmon but mostly tuna and eel

>Shut up

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i hate feminism because it means women dont have sex with me

I mean like 8 full rolls not individual pieces btw

Got some crab Rangoons now

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hello lads

China is filthy shithole

WE AT THE HOTEL, MOTEL, HOLIDAY IN
WE AT THE HOTEL, MOTEL, HOLIDAY IN
WE AT THE HOTEL, MOTEL, HOLIDAY IN
WE AT THE HOTEL, MOTEL, HOLIDAY IN
WE AT THE HOTEL, MOTEL, HOLIDAY IN
WE AT THE HOTEL, MOTEL, HOLIDAY IN

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Emma Watson wants to have sex with me.

Ey up

Here's the tea.

I'm a feminist and a proud slut, men can't handle this fact. Strong women intimidate little boys like you and it's pathetic.

lol

Bought a Canada Goose Gilet. Only cheap. £375

You’ll hang for this one roastie

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ahhh.... The good old days...

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Just arrived to Britain, gonna work here for 30 days

Feels sketchy

>IN

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>Canada goose
Do gypsies have the same shit fucking taste as chinky fobs?

youtube.com/watch?v=P-lTCbdFRl8

yes

All for good of her maj'

Business idea: canned Emma Watson's fart.

They're a popular brand in Europe mate.

Still have my first gen iPod touch

Wonder if it’s worth anything

the lgbt movement could only exist to begin with because christian morality does innit
without christianity (if it never existed) then gays would be probably getting thrown off buildings too and there would be no gay pride tranny parades and not just by muslims. even though the bible says what it does about homoes, it doesn't matter, the only reason people in the west treat gays how they do is because of christianity. the same applies for basically every other social ill

so while some christians are all "you need to find jesus" finding jesus is the reason we're all in this mess to begin with and all they do about it is sing songs and suck boy cock

youtube.com/watch?v=b80Jw8MuZxo

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*buys an entire pallet of it*

Be a good gyp and just buy stone island you weapon

1 and 0 are the key to discovering the meaning of life. 1 represents the penis, 0 represents the vagina. 1 is the manifested. 0 is the unmanifested, from which all things can manifest.

It's the 0 that gives birth to us, the hole, the void, out of which everything arises and into which everything returns. It's why 1s and 0s are used in binary code. We are all just code

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hey I didn't make the lyrics bro just singing them

I'm doing my part of keeping the British economy rolling

*Misdelivers the pallet, tips it all across the road*

woah

No. I don't appreciate the way you're talking to me either. I'm a native, full blooded European and you're....well....a mutt. Show some respect.

YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN
go post that in the geriatrics general. This general is for trap and drill okay?

1 and ground are the key to discovering the meaning of life. 1 represents the penis, ground represents the vagina. 1 is the manifested. ground is the unmanifested, from which all things can manifest.
It's the ground that gives birth to us, the hole, the void, out of which everything arises and into which everything returns. It's why 1s and 0s are used in binary code. We are all just code

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Watching big bang theory

youtube.com/watch?v=v9ohrBhhN4k

Try to argue against this

This is a British thread for British people. We'll have no wogs here.

Got any Chinese music that shits all over British music? Asking for a friend

alri Parmenides

you don't believe in god you german homo mong
delete this post and don't listen to that music ever again
neck you ginger ape

so many fucking bugs in my room

homosexuality is prominent in society today because of the long result of the enlightenment which by and large was a revolution against established christian morality and values towards more secular ones.
homosexuality is prominent because christianity doesn't have more influence.

knew I'd fuck that up

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You know that they played Wagner to Jews when they were walking into gas chambers?

I'm not

nah not really i disagree

What's going on what's all this shouting, we'll have no wogs here

Classical civilisation was greater than Christian "civilisation"

youtube.com/watch?v=sFe31-Jmx-M

The Islamic state in China

youtu.be/tcop0EUg-Ag

hate chinks
love whites
simple as

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you're free to do so because freedom of speech is a result of enlightenment thinkers. you're also free to be an atheist, muslim, hindu, pagan and buddhist because freedom of religion is also a result of enlightenment thinkers.

Remember this from Kidulthood

Is your obsolete, device produced only a decade ago in the millions with no real collectors worth anything?

Retard.

*lets out a volley of farts halfway through your revelation speech that leaves you so stunned you forget what you were saying*

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Bent freak

we’re all mates around here
‘cept him of course

not really i disagree

Krusty the Clown- his stinky ass, should be in jail for his stupid fake
death. He's a damn criminal, yet an ironic enemy of all children in the
city of Springfield.

Mom of two and c-section scar on the runway? Moment of vulnerability: I was so hesitant to walk in show for so many reasons. One, when you gain and lose weight drastically it causes changes in your body. I was 180lbs when I gave birth and then dropped to 117lbs (now back to 135). When this happens your skin sags then fills back out. Cellulite etc. One minute you have a regular booty, then full booty, them next a flat saggy one. One minute your tits are perky the next they’re saggy. When you breastfeed (even with implants) yes they will sag.

Plus? Let’s be real. I don’t work out. I wasn’t ready insecurities I didn’t even know I had and some old ones came to the surface. has been my friend for years. I have always worn her suits. She always makes me feel beautiful. I don’t look airbrushed in real life. My c-scar will show. But, cellulite. Lol. What about that lighting. My hair is flat today.

When I struggled to find parking I figured it was my sign to turn around. When the building lost power and it was running 3 hours late I made excuses as to why I shouldn’t be paying a sitter to do this. I’m not 21. Not trying to be a runway model. What business do I have being here? When I walked up to the security entrance and told them I was a model (standing among super thin 5’10 women) and the lady looked me up and down and said “YOURE a model?” I almost turned around and cried. When hair and makeup weren’t my vibe (I need eyeliner with harsh lighting but that wasn’t the vision and that side braid was new to me), I almost turned around. I’ve been scarred and somewhat controlled by NOT releasing control. I didn’t use makeup to cover my scar. I left it. Here are my scars.

Thank you for seeing beauty in scars, in all skin tones, all shapes. For always being proud to show all the women who wear your brand. And for letting me rub that airbrush leg stuff all over my legs and ass and getting it on your suit I’m a work in progress.

Just got a feeling like a nonce replied to my post.

youtube.com/watch?v=xSHTEH1kT1A

twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/1150463259016912897?s=19
>this whole thread
Holy shit limmy is actually a genius

For me?
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Tempted to buy it because it’s made in England but do you reckon it’s worth £200?

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