7 years prior experience for a part time job cleaning up dog shit

I hope you youngins didn't fall for the programming meme

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>5-9 years

They just throw out arbitrary numbers now dont they

You would be surprised

i think that employer just means they want people older than 25, not like 7 years of job experience

Nah this ad seems reasonable. Web development isn't programing.

>$18k a year is reasonable for web development
I could make more cutting grass (unskilled labor)

kek

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I don't recall the specifics, but one time I saw a job ad requiring 3 years of experience with a technology that hadn't been around that long.

Web developers are dime a dozen sub-humans.

lul, shithead employeers like these are what pays indeed's bills.

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entry level is just about compensation expectations.

top kek

>it actually says I'm the resume you asked for
lulz

Kek

the resume is so they know you know how to format a resume properly.

Is this one of those 'firm handshake, only blink when they blink' boomer memes?

I’m gonna do this from now on.

They typically have this so they don't have to fill the employee database with your information. It saves them time (i.e. lazy) and makes sure you can actually read what you're filling out but it's mostly laziness. The better companies autofill your profile when applying.

>how to get blacklisted by an entire industry
no it's legit. If an applicant can't even do the base necessities in trying to get a job, how would an employer think that applicant would do on the job?

Fake job ad created by people who want to harvest resumes to assess the competition.

But what if my job has nothing to do with formatting resumes?

This is just a way to discriminate against zoomers without explicitly making an age minimum. 7 years doesn't mean exclusively in dog shit cleaning, it just means 7 years work experience, which you can only get by the time you're in your mid twenties.

It's to weed out idiots who can't format a resume.

I hope you realized you just guarantied you won't get a call back no matter how good you are.
The reason they ask you to fill out a web form is so they have a way to run your resume through a query tool. They can't reasonably parse out a resume automatically because they're not uniform document, and they NEED A a way to filter because literally any online posting will get a thousand application (99% of which are retards just applying to anything without even looking at the requirements).
Obviously if you pass the screener bot, they would read your resume.

>wanting a mid-20 year old to reduce themselves to a part time job cleaning dog shit
man, you boomers are really trying to keep us down

Means they want an adult not some stupid fucking zoomer

>I hope you realized you just guarantied you won't get a call back no matter how good you are.

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I make more than twice that as a fucking valet attendant. My company hires thugs and complete shitheads all the time, almost anyone can get my job.

I really doubt he gives a shit.

Kids are retarded and have less than zero work ethic. A 50 year old guatemalan will work twice as hard for the same pay as a zoomer and won't quit the second you ask them to do something challenging.
If your livelihood was dependant on your workers productivity you would do the exact same thing. Don't like it? Tell your stupid zoomer friends to stop being so fucking lazy and entitled.

The query tool would be completely pointless as a filter if the the form gives applicants a heads up on what information they need to enter. The real reason is that the companies/recruiters don't want to read the resumes one-by-one, but consolidate all information from the resumes into a spreadsheet.

They could easily do bot filtering by putting in requirements in the posting that would easily weed out the inattentive applicants/bots such specifying that the reply email needs to have a specific subject.

That's the point. No one wants an ambitious employee.

>50 year old guatemalan will work twice as hard for the same pay as a zoomer
Once again the boomer cuck shows his true colors

Watching the zoomers get squeezed in the vice between an economy that doesn't create jobs that america wants to do and the overclass which sold out their future is interesting.

As a gen x, I watched the crisis grow to its current level and despite all the information available, simply no action was taken by any of the older generations. A great article today in the new york times describes a summer job effort to staff the vegetable fields of the south with white suburban kids in the 1960s. Once they realized it was on par with a prison work camp and they weren't going to be paid shit, they went ape shit and quit.

Once the larger culture was fully divorced from small farm agriculture and looking forward to flying cars and colonizing the moon, agriculture and commodity markets consolidated their grip on power and successfully lobbied their way to owning the political platform to guarantee wave after wave of cheap labor.

Seeing the contradiction between their american values and the corporate farming lobby's need for a captive cheap labor force, The dems and reps conspired to be silent on the issue. Regular americans by that time were becoming accustomed to cheap year round food, with processed foods becoming more and more dominant. The retail industry consolidated alongside production and today what you have is a vertically integrated corporate and state run system giving away citizenship for free, and subsidizing every step of the food chain.

The result is food deserts, wage suppression, widespread monoculture, chemical pollution, dead zones, rampant obesity, distorted political economy, housing crisis, homelessness, ironically hunger, I could go on and on...

Every step of the way there was always this guy:

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I'm not even talking about farm work you dumb cuck.

There's no corporate conspiracy, Zoomies are just so fucking lazy they can't even run a cash register or mop a floor without bitching.

At the end of the day it's small businesses like mine and the people that work for me that actually make the economy work. We can't risk destroying the economy by hiring lazy ass punks with no work ethics.

Whats that Zoomers? Dont like being discriminated against? Boomers dont want to deal with you, sorry sweetys.

>$10-$12 an hour - Part-time
>10.5 hour workdays
>6 days a week
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

means you need to have availability for 6 days a week even if you won't usually work those days.

full time availability

part time employment

welcome to employment in the 21st century