/brit/

>we're all in here
>one post

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what makes them super?

This is the first one though.

why do drill man love saying 'how many times did I...'

Which part of Birmingham are you from, lads?

>thread splitting
m8
t. the one reply in that thread

americans

please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
been arouns for a long, ling year
stole many-a-man’s soul to waste
and I was ‘round when Jesus Christ
had his moment of doubt and pain
made damn sure thag Pilate
washed his hands and sealed his fate
pleased to meet you
hope you guess my name
but what’s puzzling you is the
nature of my game

Going to the gallery cause I'm cultured. AMA

the blue part

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chelmsley innit

tried finding a webm/gif for agesss of that russian climber
hes on the side of a building on a little ledge that pops out and he's jumping up and down to and fro

cant find it

Never been.

yes mate good man
chicken-flavour food’s normally shite but I reckon Bachelor’s has nailed it with chicken super noodles mmmmmmmmm

FOY

Small Heath is full of pakis

did you know americans don't have chicken flavoured crisps?
not even joking

>eating after 6pm
maaate...

massive fucking cringe
please kill yourself

I watched with glee while your kings and queens
fought for ten decades for the gods they made
I shouted out “who killed the kennedys?”
when after all
it was you and me
let me please introduce my self
I’m a man of wealth and taste
and I laid traps for troubadours
who get killed before they reach bombay

what so bad about that

I heard they don't have the classics such as cheese and onion, salt and vinegar and prawn cocktail. Truly an inferior race of people.

fucking ADORE a post midnight kebab
fucking ADORE it

give me a kebab at 2pm and I'll say fuck you.
give me a kebab at 2am and I'll say fuck me, thank you.

pleased to meet you
hope you guess my name
ah yeah
but what’s puzzling you is the
nature of my game
ahh yeah
get down with it

oh no no no no

we have cheese and onion and salt and vinegar but no shrimp or chicken

love getting my cunt and arse stretched out by abdul after a post midnight kebab me

we just need English frank back lads

Grim.

never been a fan of kebabs

Tubby, you should be at the gym instead of on the computer

love shrimp chips me

Immigration's great when its people from tolerant, similar cultures that integrated well into British society.

Instead we get huge numbers of Pakistanis that turn historic areas into ghettoes, don't integrate, and start building mosques everywhere, making the area

do IF myself
only eat in a 12pm - 8pm window
anyone who doesn't fast short term or long term and tries to claim someone is an inferior while going on about flavour of chips (fucking lmao you fat bellends) is a hypocrite

Prawn cocktail is vile anyway.

pleased to meet you
hope you guess my name
ahh yeah
but what’s confusing you is just the
nature of my game
mmm yeah
just as every cop is a criminal
‘n’ allllll the sinners saints
as heads is tails just call me lucifer
‘cause I’m in need of some restraint
so if you meet me
have some courtesy
have some sympathy
and some taste
use all your well-learned politesse
or I’ll lay your soul to waste
pleased to meet you
hope you guess my name
but what’s puzzlin you is just the
nature of my game
mmm mean it
get down

Wouldn't mind a Tesco meal deal right now. A BLT, a bag of Squares and a bottle of Lucozade sport. Ah yes.

hello no gains girl arms

I threw a wish in the well
Don't ask me I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell
And now you're in my way
I'd trade my soul for a wish
Pennies and dimes for a kiss
I wasn't looking for this
But now you're in my way
Your stare was holding
Ripped jeans, skin was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where you think you're going baby?
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
But here's my number, so call me maybe
It's hard to look right at you baby
But here's my number, so call me maybe
Hey I just met you and this is crazy
But here's my number, so call me maybe
And all the other boys try to chase me
But here's my number, so call me maybe

its 2am
it's kebab time

besides anyone in the gym at 2am has got to be some sort of freak that probably thinks his tv talks to him

prawn tail chips I could eat but why do they have to put prawn cock in there as well

>yanks refer to prawn cocktail as 'shrimp'
can't fucking stand these creatures

Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?

are VR discords a thing yet?

imagine a VR /brit/, lads. would be pretty funny

guarantee my lifts mog yours

nigger

Watching BSG, the last 4 episodes. What am I in for?

>not a chicken or a breakup triple
State of this caravan user

You're entitled to think that. You like what you like, innit

we have jalapeño lime

its about jews

mad how you actually thought this was funny when you typed it

For me? It's Shrimp chips.

>bag of squares instead of mccoys
oh deary me you really are a little puff

Chicken and Mayo? Quite nice.

yanks have some pretty based snacks though

these are 10x better than any crisps you can buy. fucking bored of crisps after getting a meal deal almost daily

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good post

“She’s not gonna shag u mate” literally the best reply of all time. Impossible to come back from. Just have to accept defeat if it’s used against you

You got a loicense for that 5G network?

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t. prawn cock customer

proxy off

Salt and Vinegar squares mog the fuck out of any other crisps in the UK.

nice subhuman taste buds

salt and vinegar is the white man's crisp

Hahahahaha looooool
UK is just gonna get double penetrated raw by the US and the EU

addicted to these

medically addicted

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Me? Doritos Orange or Red if I’m feeling devilish with a chicken club and a smart water

what if the girl goes "actually he did" ?

Detest the gyppo but he's not wrong. Those powerful salt + vinegar squares/discos are tasty as.

*surreptitiously breaths in my nose*
do I smell a cope?

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
Eight, six, seven, five, three (oh!) nine
Here's my number
So call me maybe
We're gonna be...
Baby!
Hey kids!
(Here's my number)
Call one nine hundred, nine oh nine eight eight eight eight
(So call me maybe)
To hear grandpa's scary stories and join the Junior Vampires' Club
Searching high
Call one nine hundred nine oh nine-UFOS
(So call me maybe)
This may be the most shocking phone call you'll ever make
Eight, six, seven, five, three (oh!) nine
I'm sorry, the number you have reached is not in service
Here's my number, so call me maybe
We're gonna be...
Baby!
I am He-Man!
Call She-Ra and me at one nine hundred nine oh nine two two three three
(So call me maybe)
Get your parent's permission, there's a new adventure every day
I have the power!
Call one nine hundred five hundred five thousand
(Searching high)
When all you can think about is one thing
Warm sensuous people
Sorry I'm not home right now
I'm walking into spiderwebs
So leave a message and I'll call you back
A likely story, but leave a message and I'll call you back
If you're all alone
Pick up the phone
And call
Eight
Who you gonna call?
Who you gonna call?
Who you gonna call?
Think you better call
Who you gonna call?
Who you gonna call?
Who can you call?
Corey Haim and Corey Feldman are giving out their personal numbers!
If you call me right now, I'll give you my private number
Um, if you call that number, I'll give you my personal number if you call that and we'll rap
Two dollars the first minute
(So call me maybe)
Forty-five cents each additional minute
(We're gonna be...)
(Baby!)
Ask your parents before you call
(Here's my number)
Dial one nine hundred nine oh nine two two three three
[Nokia tune]
(So call me maybe)
And you could win the RoboCop Game Boy
Your telephone is linked to my weapon system!
one nine hundred nine oh nine two three hundred
(So call me maybe)
Get the secret clues and tips for Nintendo players
Don't let Zelda down!

crisp rankings:
1. walkers cheese and onion
2. walkers ready salted
3. frazzles
4. fish n chips crisps
5. walkers smoky bacon

>NOOOO YOU CAN'T LET CHINA SPY ON YOU, ONLY WE GET TO DO THAT

new munch lads

youtu.be/VNEBJLOnprc

no we say shrimp cocktail

Why is that?
Very true.

Trying to construct a Frankenstein’s Monster. Don’t have a right bollock though, have three left bollocks. Might have to dig up another corpse ffs.

what genre of music even is this? mashup?

Snackfastic C&O > Walkers C&O

1. BBQ Rib Walkers (rip)
2. BBQ Texas Pringles
3. Pickled Onion Monster Munch
4. Smoky Bacon Walkers
Don’t care for the rest

kill yourself nigger. no, actually kill yourself

You know man. And that crunch lads. No crisp can compete. Simple as.

reckon supergeek aka catyank aka emmayank aka serial killer yank made this post

England’s cricket team: An Irish born captain, a New Zealand born hero, two proud British born Muslims, players from West Indian and South African and Pakistani backgrounds. Diversity is what makes a brilliant team #CWC19Final

enjoy having a cadbury’s bar then diving into a packer of walkers cheese n onion few minutes after corrrr makes the mouth melt so it does

Hello I’m American and can I get some smoky bacon rasher Lays chips please

not sure but it’s enjoyable youtube.com/watch?v=eDjV0KlXfOY
all of his songs are like that, also fOY in the ID so you know it’s a banger x

ready salted then dairy milk bar. i do this sometimes too and it is nice
why is this

reckon Gordan sees a bit of his younger, runty self in these two putz? prolly chadded up over the years into the personality he is now
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sound pretty good ngl