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Not hungry anymore

less than an hour until toil

youtube.com/watch?v=NRqbMMTxmfw

272 is too soon!

That strong french accent lel!

Imagine you had a mate who was doing online dating and one day he tells you he meet an Indian girl called Monica

new hobby: stretching my foreskin to cure my phimosis

ok, then what happens?

one may call him a nonce, incel, wanker, rasheed, it all runs of him like water off a raincoat. But call him a reddit spacer and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: 'I've been found out.'"

Does he call himself an Indian now?

Islamic finance is interesting, but some say it's just unnecessarily sophisticated derivatives meant to hide interests on money and still make a profit on money.

Then he redirects you to /cum/

pretty much, iirc its just compound interest thats haram

i'll be in your country in a matter of months nigel, better get ready cause im bringing the freedoms

want to shag AOC

potentially being sectioned soon (schizophrenic) what's sectioned living like?

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we're reading everything you post Tim

tim wants people to leave him alone but posts every detail of his life on youtube and twitter

heart rates currently 45bpm time for bed

can't stop wanking over Ocasio-Cortez and Ilhan Omar

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My dad gave me a maths operation to do in my head and then push the skin back EXTREMELY HARD and it was enough.
Stretching is for fags.

wouldn't it just tear?

"sectioned" mean you will be forced to go to the psych ward?

Dad is a physician... but I was still a kid, maybe 8y/o, admittedly

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funny because AOC in french is a very widespread term and it means totally something else
(for example, Champagne AOC would mean that this Champagne wine is guaranteed to have been made in the Champagne region)

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Had a laugh

yeah

ain't it ironic? It means "truly local"

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I know a girl who made friends there!

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that's lovely I'd love to meet a cute mentally ill girl

leaking pre-cum like mad

want to lick a girl's armpits

pics PLEASE

feeling sorry for humanity. never had a chance really

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eating a duck roll

I can't tell if I'm just very paranoid or if there are really viral marketers who post on 4channel. A lot of threads and posts now give me this off feeling.

the 30 year old boomer drinking monster zero was literally a viral campaign and the incels here ate it up

eating a mcdonalds™ big mac®

if I owned a gun I would've impulsively killed myself a long time ago
frightening to think of

just recieved my new apple® air pods 2™ in the mail
cant wait to use them in my iphone x™

wish you had you fucking nonce
you deserve a slow painful death though, not the easy way out

I'm not the faggot that keeps spamming pictures of dead children nor am I the faggot who posts emma shitson

alri

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had a quarter pounder earlier

>he believes shes dead

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no one knows nor cares what you're talking about you fucking retard
you deserve to die for being a fucking nonce

Wish AOC would feature in a BBC piece. Her best side needs to be shown.

help me buy a gun tough guy

why does wine make you tipsy?
I wonder who discovered that effect on humans.

wine is for poofs

Need to see her in the next BLACKED raw video

so?

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didnt ask

Fat cunts

wrong again dimwit

turtle

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>fan at full speed since 4:30am
>go to Settings
>Windows 10, version 1903 is ready for your computer
>decline
>Fan still noisy
Lads, will shit hit the fan even if I don't consent?

do brits really?

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Catherine resembles her mother alot dont you agree user?

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who dat

Are you trying to discuss British culture on /brit/ ?

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ha, I already saw that here... Damn, those dead girls were really cute, so sad.
Mother is older and obviously sad and bereaved.

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why do women regularly vote for self destructive shit?

unless it concerns them of course, then they'll 100% vote for killing babies

Death to the femoid race

>keto
>intermittent fasting
Or you could just have a healthy varied diet with restricted calories like the NHS tells you to do.

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>like the NHS tells you to do.

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got 2 days off

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What are you going to do?

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haven't planned that far ahead, I need some new clothes and a haircut though. Gonna order some groceries online shortly.

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>keto

holy based...

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day after day love turns gray

Alright well enjoy your two days off thai faggot

y-you too

you took that?

lmao

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Yes, and then we took the Loli plane back home for a pajama party.

Too complicated for a laugh at first read.

Sabotaging your own party to own the libs

Megan, Greta and Karolina are on a boat...

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>When the kid kid was
>Didn't he want kid to be

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...off the coast of somalia

i poop on average more than 5 times a day

...looking for romance

being stuck on a uni assignment is one of the worst things in the world, genuinely. you have your whole life flash in front of your eyes and you contemplate where you went wrong

Very healthy colon

- Bettencourt : L'Oréal heiress
- Walton : Walmart
- Fissolo : Ferrero (Nutella, Kinder...)
- Mars : Mars chocolate bars

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I really do hate women

richest women on Earth madame.lefigaro.fr/societe/les-10-femmes-milliardaires-les-plus-riches-de-la-planete-030315-95051

lol this thread always gets the darkies in a tiff

australia mentioned

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