/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

Noice

used to live in chandler

>tfw also 5'9"
God it sucks being heightmogged by Chads at bars and parties.

>Tfw when 5'9" and pretty skinny too. Existence is pain, my man

>nationalreview.com/2019/07/american-flag-men-died-for-it/
lol

Thoughts?

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>tfw 6'0 and overweight and braindead

Forgot the spacing too, fug

gimme somma that teenage blood soma

Pouring Monster over ice cream, yea, you aggravated
Saw it pop 'n' fizz then I salivated
Hold your tongue when I pop out the latest
Gave 'er three flights then it escalated

>patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel

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do gays make women secretly seethe?

I go out on a party
And look for a little fun
But I find a darkened corner
'Cause I still miss someone

>23 and couldnt grow facial hair
>started running and working out daily
can see the fruit of my labor springing forth from my face, and that fruit will be as hairy as a peach

yes
t. woman

Why is Mexico included in these threads. Really linguistically and culturally different from USA amd Canada. It doesn't match.

Not sure I'd mind having no hair aside from maybe eyebrows

>tfw 6’0
>tfw king of manlets
Bow down before me

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>the coil in my air conditioner blew out

Nigger at that temperature I am going straight to the store and buying a new one.

Because the WASPs who founded America are an endangered species, and a huge portion of the US population is Mexican

Mexico is cool

>Alaska gets its own face
>Newfoundland isn't even included in the drawing
IT'S NOT FAIR

Linguistically I don't see a problem, the ones who speak english come here and the rest stay in /lat/

Been playing two Chinese girls off each other for my affection and attention but I'm starting to think that they are getting wise to my ploy.

Chink females don't have like a secret girl network where they communicate with each other about their love interests do they?

I hope not. It was all so perfect until now.

If you agree with AOC (PBUH) you're a democracy enthusiast (democrat)
If you agree with Trump you're a representative democracy enthusiast (republican [from root word republic])

and what if i dont agree with either

This t.bh they're both idiots

Then you subscribe to neither tyranny of the majority nor tyranny of the representative majority

How can AOC be for the "tyranny of the majority" if the majority of the American public disagrees with her? She CLEARLY is running on other principles

youtube.com/watch?v=ja-WtjkW4js

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youtube.com/watch?v=F5zg_af9b8c
needs this video, idiot!

powerful
huffpost.com/entry/ilhan-omar-citizen-longer-melania-trump_n_5d2cfd80e4b0a5833c5d8a31

driving across town to a walgreens for guylian

fiendin for some shells huh

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really want to watch some anime like yuri but i'm afraid i'll get extremely depressed

Are you 30?

>doesn't recognize melonhead

yeah, half for me half for sick friend
they used to have them at nearby walmart but those fuckers stopped selling it

What?

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i like this guy; too bad i don't care about music

What are some must-do things in Massachusetts?
I'm getting admitted into the MIT and will be living there for around four years so might as well enjoy my time and not lose out the fun.

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pirate degree

flyover state

There still around although mixing with Jews for survival

the scariest thing about a cure for ageing if it were true is that we'd find out people don't really change
you take enough ex-crackheads that live forever and eventually they'll all just be crackheads again. the ones who don't relapse are the ones who just died before they could.

great video but the actual rendition i posted is slightly better ngl

anyone ever love the first 30-60 seconds of a song and then hate the rest?
youtu.be/45ighrttVRM#t=37

Are australians still the worst shit posters like years ago?

Visit Cape Cod. Go whale watching. Go to some historical areas. Say hi to Noam Chomsky if you run into him in the hallways.

youtube.com/watch?v=39zKhsT5naI
old shows were so kino
too bad the writing sucked

>Cape Cod
More like Gape God am I right :DDD LOL

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im 19 and im fucking a hooker at 2am. I have work in the morning
fml
im not going. Hell no

i think weed is gonna get me schizophrenia

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dumb thread be more fast

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bro i think there's a hair on ur camera lens

bro i think your dog might be autistic

dude just help me
i dont want a weed addiction

newfiebro?

>i dont want a weed addiction

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>Really linguistically and culturally different from USA
>

Watch Attack on Titan

did you get a scholarship? my friend went there and said she barely got any because her parents made too much, which where already helping her two older sisters kek. she is there for nuclear engineering and got a bunch of internships, good luck though

starting tomorrow i will begin a 7 day nofap

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okay
it's not hard user...

nigger

blue board

Yeeh I'm halfway through my major and I applied for an abroad scholarship. I'm going for biochemistry, grades can comfortably back me up so I don't have to pay that much !

putting together a list of about 100 albums to download so i don't have to worry about stale music library for a while

be sure to download this one

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will do

Not sure if you're into experimental hip-hop

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nabbed that one when it /cum/med out

Travelled through Wyoming today, another scenic drive but hittin' the hay in Laramie. Next stop is Nebraska!

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Is he /ourguy/?

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no one asked

yikes

kys gay nigger retard

>prairies
Boring

youtube.com/watch?v=jJ_LOm9aVGI

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I gotta get up early because i gotta work out

who

you will hit snooze and sleep in fat loser

thinking about watching stranger things tomorrow

pleb

guys help. im very high. How do i get sober. Thanks in advance

Yet beautiful

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Water
But really your best bet is to just sit back and enjoy it with some headphones in

trust me

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Fuck I need to get laid FUCKING FUCK

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