I work in a nightclub

you ever banged on the job?

not on the nightclub, it's actually hard to bang without being seen and nobody and i mean -nobody- would stand fucking in the bathroom.
My nightclubs have been mostly tame desu.

How often do you have to clean puke?
Do guys and girls "flirt" with you in order to get free drinks/whatever?
What's your schedule?
Is the pay any good?
Does your workplace ever buy alcohol of dubious origin and sell it like it is legit?
How often do you see fights?
Any major incident that you have witnessed? (someone getting shot, attempted rape, the cops came to detain anyone, etc.)

>clean puke
the landlady says clogged shit is a bigger concern
>free drinks
never. Demanding free drinks to the crew is considered patrolling worthy thot behaviour. Wait till you get them offered to you, you are a girl for fucks sake you are guaranteed to get them.
People only really ask you for free drinks if they are friends of the employees with free access to alcohol (aka the promoters).

>scehdule
fridays, saturdays, and national holidays. I cover double shift in saturdays (either matineé or after hours rave)

seeing 12 year old kids doing a beeline to brush their dicks on a twerking chick is a disturbing, hilarious experience.
>pay
1000ARS a turn. if I worked a monday-friday it'd be a normal salary. But most employees work for lower than that.
>dubious origin
Bootlegs? People tend to distrust non-standard alcohol. Vodka is always Smirnoff or skyy, energy drinks are always speed, fernet is always branca. offer something else and they simply don't want it. No money to earn in bootlegs. (but you can do a private arrangement with the official provider and get that sweet tax evasion money)
>fights
On large clubs, at least once per night. On current club, only once so far. People take fights outside.
>major incident
I beat the living shit out of the DJ in the previous club, but nothing crazier than that.

My family business (sound system providers) did lose a client over people getting killed in their shitty club. When that happens the club is guaranteed to close.

>Do guys and girls "flirt" with you in order to get free drinks/whatever?
I forgot: Argentinian girls don't flirt. They wouldn't even know how if they wanted.

Rochas

they're just turbosluts?

Gay or straight bar?

Just two questions.
1.-Did u enjoy it?
2.-Would you recommend the work?

as you wish good sir

Not, they literally don't know how to approach men. They'll either make stupid dances right next to you expecting you to grab her hip or talk them up, or ask monotonous questions like "want some watter" or "what does this button do" whenever they see the DMX console. They seem to be convinced the man has to do all the effort or that every man wants them if they offer themselves.

I'm kinda old and too autistic for playing that game nowadays, there's a number of women who've left the cabin disappointed. Ironically, I'm currently dating the only girl in all 8 years on this job that actually walked in and talked me up.

All this has made me more and more convinced that you need to be a special breed of social inadaptate to become a nightclub regular. Like a sort of nerd who has sex and thinks himself better than other nerds.

straight club but for the record i've got gay orbiters.

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>enjoy
yes and no. I have had terrible experiences, specially with summer seasons with are 30 days non-stop. But most of it is honestly inside my head. I'm not built for this kind of socializing.

Current club is the most satisfying experience I've had. There's a number of promoters who are shitting way higher than their ass lets them but everyone else is really enjoyable to work with.
>recommend
Only if you are really extroverted and willing to make the effort of being "friend"s with every employee, specially the boss and promoters. If you have a knack for even organization and can move a lot of people just by talking, you could even become an owner one day. There's serious (high risk!) money to be made if you see the environment as a business and not as free sex.

Or if you just want easy access to alcohol and chicks/cocks.

Tbh I like rock clubs, but any other clubs I've been to are boring and full of cunts.

rock clubs? you mean 80s music?

>How
Nobody asks you to spread their culture here.

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They play music from every era. Usually end it with 90s pop punk stuff though. The people are usually friendlier/nicer.

>I beat the living shit out of the DJ in the previous club, but nothing crazier than that.
Story?

Naisu. We don't have that here, unless it's explicitely 80s clubs for people who lived them 80s. Everyday clubs are usually divided reggaecumbia rhythms, cumbia villera for the chavs and techhouse/GOA raves

Short version: Antisocial little fuck got cocky and got what he asked for.

Long version: Dude had not respect for the job, brought his friends and gf who in turn brought their friends to the small cabin that wasn't meant for a lot of people, giving me no end of trouble. Friends would get drunk, get hysterical and I had to deal with the fallout. When I tried to ask his help I got sympathetic replies like:

>yo you gf's friend is way too drunk to stay here, she'll trip over the equipment
>you are annoying me, stop talking

>mate your brother is threatening to beat me up, you NEED to talk him down
>fuck off, go fight him

After 3 or 4 episodes like those he had the gall to accuse me of groping on his gf's thot friends, and brought like 10 persons to a suspended platform cabin. For the latter, bosses and even my father (sound provider) got involved, I angrily went and told him you fucked up this time and he stopped the music to insult me. It was there and then that I decided I had enough.

Turned out he was getting fired the very same day I beat him up. Take that for a firing notice.

Do you night or do you club?

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also more turras

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they enter the cabin?
it's ok for other people to enter? its quiet inside?

i club all the nite

I don't like clubbing because i get piss drunk every time and make friends with the security and staff.
A lot of the people clubbing with me are always concerned when i will get beat up or stabbed or something.
Luckily God is with me and this will never happen.

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That's so lame, how retarded do you have to be to think it's okay to bring 10 drunk people ON A SUSPENDED CABIN.

I know a guy that works as a DJ, but I think he only works there because he's gay and it's a gay club.

An oft unwritten rule of front & center cabins is that the DJ and everyone in must look somewhat attractive or at least look like their are having fun. That means bringing some girls to talk or dance from time to time. Of course, if the DJ is single, all the has to do is point to a girl.

Most DJs have 2-3 friends that are always with them, the quality of these friends will define the quality of your cabin experience.

I can remove anyone if I deem it necessary, usually people to drunk to hold their liquors. don't want any of my 12 ohms babies to blow up.

Of course, ideally, that would be what happens. When the DJ or high rank promoters decide to park on the cabin, getting them out is harder. But the boss knows full well any damage comes from his pocket.

He simply didn't care. The pop limit was no longer enforced because the autistic manlet who threw a shitfit whenever he saw +3 people on the cabin for put away. Out of sight, out of mind.

First time I ever met someone so antisocial working in this environment.

Do they do the Dog Spin Dance at clubs in Bulgaria? Or the Turkic Shuffle?

>When the boss*

based carefree drunk. insta fren as long as you stay a respectable distance from the equipment

securities have the most hilarious quirks on the place. absolute units each and everyone of them. It's a nuclear disaster when one of them turns out to be crazy tho'

>I know a guy that works as a DJ, but I think he only works there because he's gay and it's a gay club.
EDM or rnb/hiphop/trap?

actually what the hell do Americans listen at the nightclub. do they even have nightclubs? all their business close at the 1AM

>as long as you stay a respectable distance from the equipment
I used to dj at a few places a while back so no matter how drunk or drugged i am i'll always be cautions with the equipment.
Since i got my diet in check, now i can drink as much as the cokeheads and be like half-drunk.
Back in the day it wasn't so, good thing i stopped snorting like 5 years ago.

Wait so there's an argentine word for these type of girls, someone told me once but I forgto, what is it?

general EDM, they close at 2AM in this state. Which I think is stupid.

for that specific girl? none.

for pic related, turras. lower class girls who have a strange tendency to overdo make and have weird ponytails.

Much like slags except slags are allowed to hang out at middle class clubs. Turras don't like normal clubs, they only enjoy the company of others of their type. Class divide is kinda a problem here.

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different environments I guess

is edm really the standard? Like, what songs? guetta and garris? I thought you guys dance to hiphop

>i am i'll always be cautions with the equipment
absolutamente basado
>good thing i stopped snorting like 5 years ago.
dang. wish more people followed your path. saw too many good men lose it to coke.

I don't go to clubs or bars. Why go there when I can get cheaper alcohol, hang out with my friends, and do what we want to do?

Mainly trashy people go to clubs. I can die today and not regret going to a night club.

Yes, that's it. Ponytails are a niche fetish of mine and turras tend to associate it with bangs and jet black hair, which works nicely. And well, sluts are sluts.
I learned about Argentinians' sluts specific genre appealing to me from... well let's just say some girl who used to get posted on imageboards a lot back in the day (pic unrelated).
Thanks for the info.

Class divide is a problem everywhere desu, but I'm sure there are specifics to each place.

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>saw too many good men lose it to coke.
I still might lose it to alcohol or tobacco or just stress.
You never know, but its always a good thing to reduce some of those bad habits/influences.
Been working out consistently through the years though thats something.

It's a good thing they expect men to do all the work. So easy to just get them drunk and get it on anywhere you want to (allies, bathrooms, etc.)

That's what makes me failing at it all the more depressing.

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eeh clubs have their specific purpose. varies per cunt ofc, in arg generic clubs are there for friends to meet or for couples/potential couples to get some me time.

It's a whole ecosystem, and there's dedicated clubs ie raves, but at the very basics it's just that. an excuse to socialize.
same. finally started lifting, happy af with the results.
not if you are not a good talker. it's kinda where the latin lover stereotype comes from. it's a very competitive environment. I'm around the top 10 hottest dudes but I rarely score girls I'm interested in because smooth talkers get them first. Looks get them interested, but words are what wins them over.

They just say that, be confident and down to point, get handsy if they play hard to get.

Maybe sluts just aren't for you.

yeah i know, but it's involuntary for the most part. 'tism does that to you, words don't come to you naturally and you mostly learn from reactions instead of anticipating stuff.

imagine my surprise when just tell them "kiss me" actually worked

Is that you op?

I want to sniff your arsehole & footpussy?

i used to work in biggest club in a coastal touristic town. it was so easy to get laid, i missed the challenge sometimes.

Do argentinian women who party like to take it into ass?