I’ve gotten so obese I can’t even wipe myself now

Today I noticed I am not able to properly reach to wipe myself after taking a dump.

Trading everyday destroyed me.

If green ID I will be able to lose the weight. Green IDs will make it.

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>brown ID

Topkek just like the shit you’re not able to wipe from your fat ass.

Rollin’

>shit-colored id

OP is that u in pic?

>speaking of dumps

ever dumped so thick, long, and hard that it won't flush down the toilet because it's perpendicular to the hole?

What can I say...
Hit the gym 3 times a week, cut carbs, count your calories (no more than 2k a day).
Meditation and deep breathing to control your stress.

That should be enough.

More of a burgundy color

Delete this maggots

>cut carbs

He fell for the keto meme

Quickest way to get in shape and sort your life out physically.

youtube.com/watch?v=2vz_U8kxDlg

did you at least make a lot of money to make the weight gain worth it?

Not at all, made 8k usd in one year

I know what u mean user. I gained like 25 pounds in 2017 from all the stress of trading shitcoins

Just stop eating so much you fat fuck

Fat mode activate

Cutting carbs just makes it easier to eat less calories per day. Losing weight is just eating less calories than you burn in a day, it really is that simple.

Disgusting swine

>shit colorored id

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Get yourself one of these bad boys then:

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You're not fat and poor are you?

Skelly mode is the only way to make it in crypto.

I’m skelly
Greed ID confirms

Money belly is the only way to make it

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>google search: Snake juice fast
>find YouTube vids by a Canadian named Cole

You’re welcome. I’ll accept payment in link

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cheer up big boy. im only 30 and ive had heart disease since at least my 20s, a heart attack(at 26), sudden cardiac arrest(at 27), and several other health problems. Brain problems too.

Youre just fat. You can fix that :)