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I don't think Asian girls are capable of posting a photo without running it through a bunch of filters and apps

its like they want to arr rook same lole

Here's the Miss Korea pageant

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i look like this except fatter

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does any of you guys have a german last name?

No

do you have a french last name?

No

mine is scottish but im from the midwest so i know a few people from class and friends with german last names, also have some in my family tree

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>Another American woman LEAFED

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This is where my surname is found, I have American cousins out there right now...

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rate this song guys
youtube.com/watch?v=tjBCjfB3Hq8

kek i guess that guy was some doctor in nova scotia or some shit, and then moved to the US, first one with an automobile in his town which is cool i guess. on the other side i had some woman that moved from switzerland to quebec and died there, another women LEAFED in my bloodline reeeeee

do german dogs really say wau wau

Lovecraft was right about Quebecois in New England, but did you Americans listen? No

yes
its one of the first things little kids learn

where'd this doctor move in the us

Yes, mine is Smith and I'm from Amerika, desu

Aw, the death of all culture looks so cute when you put it that way.

iowa

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Dumb toil be more fast

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AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH CHROME ON ANDROID HAS A DIFFERENT FORMAT NOW AND I DON'T LIKE IT REEEEEEEEEEE

>mobile posters

>not using firefox
posted from my Samsung Galaxy S9+

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need superior amerimutt gf

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Does this chart take weight into account? I bet we're only that high up because half the population is 350 pounds

Based American milkers

yeah if you read the study, even the normal bmi girls would have big milkies

>NZ tiddies are half the size of Leaf tiddies
What went wrong?

Dog bless

Big fan of this thread
desuarchive.org/int/thread/108469824

>Have you ever drinked your pee?

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not enough milk

Well? Have you ever drinked you pee, Sven?

no

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Skin all over my face is peeling from sunburn. Can peel off flakes like goldmember

>Can peel off flakes like goldmember
do wypipo really

You don’t have a box for skin flakes?

like a cereal box?

umm, what do you think cornflakes are...?

my last sunburn was a few summers back. it resulted in my entire back being covered in second degree burns. I had puss bubbles the size of tennis balls that had to be scrapped off with pads of gauze at the ER. worst pain I've felt in my life by far. haven't got close to getting burnt again after that experience.

Eating Lay’s Bacon&Cheese deep ridged potato chips

noice

For breakfast today I consumed:
A toasted bagel with butter
Egg whites with salsa and jalapenos

>not eating yolk, the only good part

>Egg whites

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I'm living with my mom right now and it's all we have because she's a health nut. I can't be bothered to buy actual eggs because I don't eat them often enough.

lose weight

I am on track to losing 30 pounds on a diet of YOUR MOM'S PUSSY

fair enough. women are legit retarded.

She's so cute bros, I need her lips around my cock

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>daughter of two super stars even speaking with someone who browses this site, let alone inhabits this general.
yeah ok, bud.

Freckles are nasty but you do you

was speaking with my mother earlier. she was telling me about how she was having to wipe her mothers ass at the hospital yesterday and mentioned that I have that to look too when she gets older. I had to suppress my laughter at the notion, there will be a cold day in hell before I ever consider doing such a thing. bih outta her mind.

I wouldn't go that far. I can appreciate the aesthetic.

Yeah I'd be willing to do some amount of visiting my old parents, but that's just gross and tedious and they should pay somebody to take care of that shit

exactly. crazy thing is that my grandmother is pretty fucking loaded. literally no reason for her to not have someone for this.

Loaded with poo lol

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Dicks are so cute omg( •?• ) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe penis-kun is happy to see me!!(?) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(?••) but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (?´?)?: ?hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (?´???)?::?

post boy hole

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Why does your mother have to wipe ass at the hospital?
Is she working there as a nurse

no she doesn't work there. I have no idea why they didn't have someone do it, my guess is that my grandmother was embarrassed about it.
imagine not enjoying the power trip of having some fag or bih wipe your ass for you.

made one

It is 5AM and i am hungry

same
I'm craving some bacon so badly rn but I don't want to wake my wife up aaaaaa

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Any homewreckers here? Why'd you do it? I hope you know I'd kill you if I could (in Minecraft).

Meat is murder

rules of nature my dude

Loud thunderstorm woke me up.

happened to me the other day. I moved my bed by the window and never heard it so close, I was tired and thought lightning might strike me

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I don't even have a window in my room, most of them aren't loud at all but there was a huge one out nowhere.
Probably a lightning hit something close.

Murder must involve killing a human by definition

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poo smells like egg salad

only a human life has so much value. if someone tries to argue that an animal is as intrinsically valuable as a human being the only proper counterargument is to laugh in their faces

yes I love my pets, as a human I have given them value by deciding they're worth it. killing a loved pet is semi-murder

have you ever nutted so much you’ve been in a bit of pain/aching? I hope I’m not alone in this. I don’t think I’ll touch my dick for a week.

>no window
Lmao how is u living

>2 hours till I get home and take some ‘zo

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lmao i'm pretty sure bedrooms with no window are illegal here, or at least not allowed in the building code

if I quit masturbating can I break my other dopamine loops?

yeah. sometimes my balls get sore if I do it multiple times per day for consecutive days

haha whew boy! better tell rosey palms to slow down. haha gotta let you have your refactoryye period, she need to calm down! dab lol! did she fuck on the first date too ahah?

i got some meat for you right here ;)
*grabs crotch*

I meant self love

give me ur 7 inch swedish kielbasa PLEASE