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youtube.com/watch?v=oxJtX081jj4

Didn’t read a single word of that novel

how to fuck your granddaughter

edit: oops haha thought this was google

fuck me dead what the fuck

imagine the smell of her cunt

reckon you should whip it out and have a cheeky spray for the lads

Want snu-snu NOW

is this a new pretend-you've-never-been-on-the-internet-before gimmick?
I hate it

Wonder what he wished for

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shut up you jaded fucking loser

Minecraft is an alt-right dogwhistle

explain the poo emojis to me

been more than a decade since i've used lynx
she still gets it every year though
head needs bouncing off the patio

my dad's 49 and still lives with my nan lol haven't even seen him for 4 years

let’s not forget moni is going to turkey in a month or so to get facial surgery. I feel a botched job and inevitable suicide is imminent

Probably some yummy biscuits hehe

That's his cover story so he can join ISIS

Amer, his name is AMER.

going to become an American so I can volunteer to defend the great nation's southern border against the foreign hordes. I will be the shield that guards the realm of men.

cor yeah I'd go for some biscuits haha with a nice cuppa tea

Reckon there's a dubstep remix of every song released prior to 2010

What do brits think about germans?

Had a wank
Find my wanks better when I get myself real worked up and go slow as opposed to just cranking it fast as I can

mad how theres australians that are depressed, being in a country that comfy and warm with peng beaches and relaxed culture would be fucking ideal for me reckon most of my life troubles would be gone

they must take it for granted, spend a few years in this shit hole then they’ll know depression

>depression

on the topic of the so-called alt-right dogwhistle, i finished the courtyard and facade of the next gate and barracks

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is there any "personality" who has a worse reply to post ratio than doug? how he is he so fucking uninteresting

"If your friends put their hands in a fire, would you do it too?" is an individualist Anglo meme, taught to Anglo children at an early age, to stop them from believing in collective group identity.
Friends should stick their hands in a fire together.

HIS name is amer you scumbag

I'll have a cuppa despresso cheers

it's jump off a cliff you foreign bastard
"hand in a fire", fuck is that

Nice one lad

Seen her new video?

youtube.com/watch?v=Q_q7lzxsDw0

great post

short answer: no

pretty sure jump off a cliff is the yank one
hand in a fire is what I knew

that's because you're foreign, now piss off

just pooed into me own arse

fast girls is a transformation film. wish i watched it as an 8 year old girl so i could become an olympic athelete

got memepression

ah yes, as my old man used to say, "a hand in a bird's bush is worth two many cooks"

>finishes PE
>shelves a can of deodorant

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ohnonono

>hand in a fire

never heard anyone say this. jump off a bridge / cliff is the correct saying; regardless of english dialect.

This dating isn’t fucking going anywhere, dickhead. Why? Cos I’m a professional woman, an independent woman, educated, with a brain and for some reason that means blokes like you want to send me photos of their cocks or assume it’s ok to suggest sex within 2 dates.

Fuck off.
what did i do wrong lads?

>those 3 alt-accounts

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>what did i do wrong lads?
redditspace

Oh hi guys

i copy and pasted her message smooth brain

this a meme or? Dick pics very rarely a good idea desu, but if you're not an autist you could easily tell if she'd be receptive to it

she sounds like a self-important bint though, and probably not all that smart.

u got 'em diego

learning to live with somebody's memepression

Might make a salad lads

i personally didnt send her a piccy of my willy but i am guilty on the 2nd count of suggesting we shag during the 2nd date

Nothing really. You guys are alright

but you're a guy

LOVE when chebs are hanging lads

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doing my phimo stretches

shania is such a dick
ye so?

shag during 2nd date is normal. she's a cunt lad, you didn't do anything wrong

what do you mean by 'suggesting we shag'? Sounds kinda forced. Should be pretty obvious if sex is on the cards based on if/how you're kissing towards the end of the date

dont forget how autistic and poor at reading people are on this forum

Love a of bit firm chebbies me lad

degenerate

Any feds in?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ps7jrzvn9hU

moral of fast girls = dont be a moody bitch just because some other prettier white girl has money and you dont

Good lad

youtube.com/watch?v=-d214OJCkMM

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Depressed and lonely

blog on zoomer

shania x lisa = dream team
fucking better than mario and luigi

2nd date was boring i realized i wasnt really attracted to her so thought id try n at least get a shag out of my invested time so i just went gung ho

What a choon lads

youtube.com/watch?v=ZiW2-eYiNt4

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jesus christ incel blog on

rrrroooooaaaarrrrrr

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do you know what incel means lad?

yeh someone like u who cant get sex lmao

lisa is my best girl

corr bit of a projection that, i live in the north west lad even tramps get easy shags

>post like an incel
>get called incel
not rocket science lad.

why would me trying to speedrun a tinder slag on a 2nd date make me an incel? dont you ever have a date where you realize its dead and want at least something out of it

>trying

>speedrun
keep digging lmao

grim bastard really

literally have sex (not with girls you aren't attracted to that are after a long-term relationship)

yeah,
I have a LOT of sex, personally

LISA TEMPLE IS THE BEST GIRL IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD

I'm a volcel

I'm a folcell

lad have you ever even quested? cos i get the feeling you havent even left the tutorial stage yet lool