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Fazes bem tenho de ir comer no MC*onalds infelizmente
But why tho

Gay

hi frens

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No I meant my coat of arms.
>Can you Paint yourself in to this pic?
Trying.

Hello fren. Nice collage.

Hello
Post the coat my friend

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>Post the coat
I don't like it and I don't want a unifying symbol. it reminds me of the eu flag

The point of this thread is to unify us MEDs .
Look up to papa Joe for our symbol he is pretty much the opposite of the EU

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Shameless self bump because i want this thread to live so i have company when i get back to work

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Psych appointment later today I wanted to go to get better but now I'm afraid because it's someone I don't know at all and I'm gonna have to get in their office by myself.

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Are Romanians honorary meds?

Well i was going to complain that you arent med ,but since you are the only One here time for life tips with Bernardo user.
Its fine user ,i was like you once ,but you Will fine that they are trained professionals and no matter how fucked up you are they have heard worse and are by far the best listeners desu it feels really go to tell someone everything and see that they dont jugde you
That is my opinion atleast

No, you are full MEDs

Ashkenazi Jews are med user.

In geography only maybe

Is this good?

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Saved ,forget to ask to add greek user but its fine
Also why are you more Olive then all of us? Im pretty sure Im browner then maltese people not sure tho

Because the others look a bit yellow desu.

Why?

Sefardies are med but Ashkenazis are not.

Do you think Ashkenazis are slavic or somehow then?
They cluster relatively close to south Italians

Post arm ,now Im curious.
Ive never met a maltese person irl so i have no idea what shade of Olive you have, i am assuming its pretty notcible since you got that hard med Son beating down

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nassim taleb says levantines are meds so i guess hi

Beacuse to be MED you have to be in the MED sea(duh) or be a son of ROME ie us, Spain, France,Italy and romania , greece is also included because they have MED culture

hey leave my JEVISH brothers alone

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Some Ashkenazi Jews mixed with Romans.
And Nassim said we're med as well.

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>Do you think Ashkenazis are slavic
Taking in to account of people form the ex-ussr imigrated to isreal i would say party yes
Hello brother , why do you go to leaf land to escape the war? How do you think/hope it Will end

I'm not an american I don't give a shit about meme genetics.
Ashkenazis are from the countries they used to live, in Eastern Europe.

Slavic Jews aren't considered Ashkenazi usually, only in ethnicity counts here when comparing Mizrahi spheradi and Ashkenazi.

There were Jews in Rome and Greece before there were Jews in the rest of Europe.

If they want to be our brothers they should accept that dual citizenship thing we do.
The down side is they have to live in one of our two Nice shitholes

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those jews moved to eastern europe hundreds of years ago

Jews are bros.
Fuck the poor.

better than living in a desert filled with ar*bist scum

I've been here since I was 14 years old so really i just went with my family. but yeah my family was financially going bad so they had the opportunity to move to Canada with the help of one of my relatives who lived in Canada since 2005.

the war? i really can't tell I'd say probably syria will end up under a proxy control by either russia or usa and the civil war would mark its end.

I got darker ever since I started my outdoor walks.
Also idk why I turned that red in the photo, probably my room's shitty lighting. I went near the window for the photo in fact lol.

>inb4 limp wrist comments
I know.

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>Some
There is your problem m8 ,some not all
Just take this quiz and i shall determine your MEDness
>Do you drink wine/beer with lunch and or dinner?
>Do you lunch betwen 13~14?
>Do you take more then 1 hour to lunch when with friends
>Do you hate germans and anglos?
>Do you drink coffe like in pic or in caputchino
>Do you love the Roman Empire?
>do you love any Kind of cheese if yes what Kind?
>Do you love icecream above all deserts
>Do you Often go to the beach?

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>desert filled with ar*bist scum
Doesnt that discribed a part of Spain
Good for you user are leafs welcoming towrds you? Also what do you think of Assad?
Ok you look like a luso or a spaniard , i also get brown when i go to the beach, sadly i havent gotten the chance since Im wage cucking for the last 5 months
Do you also get morrocan tier brown if your down all summer on the beach/outside

You have MED hands but you are white as fuck

If they ever did it.

I had to take another one because honestly that first one is inaccurate; this one is more accurate. I'm not that dark, but to tie in to your question I think I can get that dark if I
spend lots of time in the sun. I take my walks early in the morning so it wouldn't be as hot as, for example, noon. My grandpa, who worked under the scorching sun for long y
ears has his exposed skin arguably darker than my first pic.

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we are very pale too ;_;

Daily reminder that ar*boids and n*fris are not med, southern europe is closer genetically to eachother and to western/northern europe than to those in the other side of the Mediterranean. This is a well known scientific fact.
No arab is a brother of mine.
>inb4 "t. moor shitskin" etc

thanks lad. yeah i actually had more friends here than in syria. i was a complete cast off back then lol.

not a fan of him and i dislike how people have a such a cult personality towards him. his father was more competent tbqh

i look more tanned when it's sunny. currently it's bit clouded though so i guess it looks "white" now

Fuck Corsica

you literally talk like an amerimutt and this is very cringe
any country bordering the mediterranean sea is med, only insecure retards deny it
if you want a romance thread you make one, if you want a romance + friend make one, if you want a european med make one, but don't come to /med/ to say bullshit. being med is not about race, it is about culture and any decent child of the Roman Empire can understand it

good afternoon med bros. cozy windy weather rn lmao i love climate change! will go for a walk in a while, to crave vitamin D out of mom's basement)

henlo my kurd fren! howdy

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check 'em

Just gonna shill my CoA again because I did not make it for it to stay in my folder all alone kek.

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Are from nothern France ? If só that would explain it ,ive met Olive French ppl but they were from Nice
Im going to be honnest i dont see much of a future for syria as syria without him ,if he goes its etheir terrorists take Over like afganistan or syria breaks apart .
But Im glad you have a good life in canada i always defend if you like your country you should not leave it but your situation is understandable
Why , what did they do wrong

Comparing nafri with southern euros doesn't even make sense nowadays in a cultural sense. If you want to embrace Muslim submissive women-beheading ape culture go ahead but be well aware it's a bad larp to pretend we share a culture.

>I love climate change!
I dont its cloudy and rainny in lisbon for the last months its awful i have no summer.
Were you in that thread were we voted if the fasci stayed or went?

No, that was during my after sperging "break". I was lurking however.

kinda regret waking up at 4 am now a bit

hey man how's life.

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Rate my /med/ness

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med/10

>If you want to embrace Muslim submissive women-beheading ape culture go ahead
None of that happens here though? As far as I know, the only Islam related laws we have are marriage ones and inheritance (males inherit twice the amount of women), Tunisia is a secular country now, I don't know much about Morocco, it's probably not too different.

>Muslim submissive women-beheading ape
Sounds pretty based to me

Nope, 3/4 of french are as pale as Germans.

Dark Hari is a plus ,noticable nuckles pale skin with a tone of Olive
7/MED needs more sun
Also full out the quizz and i can mesure your true MEDness

>were we voted if the fasci stayed or went?
When was that? I think I missed that thread. Also, how did it end?

kek you are culturally closer to nafris than germ*ns and there's literally nothing you can do about it

>Do you drink wine/beer with lunch and or dinner?
It's not a proper meal without wine on the table
>Do you lunch betwen 13~14?
Yes
>Do you take more then 1 hour to lunch when with friends
Lmao that's the starters
>Do you hate germans and anglos?
No this not
>Do you drink coffe like in pic or in caputchino
Black coffee
>Do you love the Roman Empire?
This is weird tho
>do you love any Kind of cheese if yes what Kind?
Yes. All
>Do you love icecream above all deserts
Not sure cause I love them all, but I'm fond of ice cream
>Do you Often go to the beach?
Define often. But yes a med doesn't have a year without seeing the sea

Oh I can speak for Morocco.
>criminal apes behead scandi female tourists
>cant eat pork
>authoritarian regime, no democracy
>no freedom of expression
Even if you pretend that they're getting more lenient, Islam is pretty ingrained in your societies and dictates your behaviour.

youtube.com/watch?v=3SuPUtTvua4
fado

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Voted for the fasci to stay i think it was 9 to Stay and 7 to go, i dont like it because if the facist asociation , yes i know historical meaning and etc ,but i would not tattoo a swastikas if i were hindu because i know full well people link it way more to nazism them religion

I don't drink.
Yes.
I eat alone but I do take an hour.
Germans no Anglos yes.
Both are good.
Yes.
Caciocavallo is nice.
Yes, ice cream is based.
I don't like water that much and the sand is an extra annoyance if I'm without shoes.
But I really like the smell of the ocean and it's a key to being comfy.
Also, I'm back.
I was really stressed and accidentally hurt myself but I got out fine.
Was so stressed on the way I dropped my phone and now I need to get my screen replaced or get a new one and my day is even worse now.

>>Do you drink wine/beer with lunch and or dinner?
Wine
>>Do you lunch betwen 13~14?
12
>>Do you take more then 1 hour to lunch when with friends
Yes
>>Do you hate germans and anglos?
Yes
>>Do you drink coffe like in pic or in caputchino
Dark in a based glass
>>Do you love the Roman Empire?
I cherish it every day
>>do you love any Kind of cheese if yes what Kind?
Nope, only italian ones
>>Do you love icecream above all deserts
Nope, I prefer pastry and sorbet
>>Do you Often go to the beach?
I live too far from it ;_;

9/10med
You have all the culutral qualities of a Med dispite feeling empathy for the enemy but its understandable

gonna do this for fun

>Do you drink wine/beer with lunch and or dinner?
no not really, i don't drink in general (not for religious reasons btw im just not much of a drinker) but i drink cranberry or grape juice instead (or any liquid really) with dinner
>Do you lunch betwen 13~14?
yes
>Do you take more then 1 hour to lunch when with friends
we hangout but for like 30 mins rather than an hour
>Do you hate germans and anglos?
no not really. though i dislike some anglo habits
>Do you drink coffe like in pic or in caputchino
yes, usually turkish coffee
>Do you love the Roman Empire?
Byzantium empire is more of my cup of coffee personally
>do you love any Kind of cheese if yes what Kind?
mozzarella, ricotta cheese, feta cheese. really i love any med cheese but some MED cheese are a bit expensive around here
>Do you love icecream above all deserts
no because i don't wanna to consume much calories. so i substitute it with ricotta cheese
>Do you Often go to the beach?
god i wish but i live in an area of Canada with absolutely no beachs whatsoever. so i just hit up the swimming pool for a swim instead

>Do you drink wine/beer with lunch and or dinner?
Only on social occasions, when i'm on my own i just drink water
>Do you lunch betwen 13~14?
Yes
>Do you take more then 1 hour to lunch when with friends
I guess
>Do you hate germans and anglos?
Mixed feelings towards the anglos, the g*rms need to be wiped out
>Do you drink coffe like in pic or in caputchino
I'll go for a caffelatte, m8
>Do you love the Roman Empire?
Who doesn't
>do you love any Kind of cheese if yes what Kind?
Yeah i love cheese. Gorgonzola or Taleggio would be my favorite
>Do you love icecream above all deserts
Not in particular
>Do you Often go to the beach?
Nah

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>Do you drink wine/beer with lunch and or dinner?
No. I don't drink often but when I do, it's either wine or whisky, not a fan of beer.
>Do you lunch betwen 13~14?
Yes, 12-13 most of the times, rarely 14.
>Do you take more then 1 hour to lunch when with friends
Yes.
>Do you hate germans and anglos?
I don't care about them, I dislike muh white race retards though.
>Do you drink coffe like in pic or in caputchino
Yes, in fact, I'm drinking some, right now.
>Do you love the Roman Empire?
Of course. We wuz Apuleius, St. Agustine n shiet.
>do you love any Kind of cheese if yes what Kind?
I like a lot of kinds of cheese, my personal favorite is Camembert.
>Do you Often go to the beach?
I live, literally in front of the beach, kek.

I think Olive oil and generally olives is mandatory for any med bvll.

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>I think Olive oil and generally olives consumption*

Good song but i didnt want to see the face of that crook in this thread
5.5/MED , a true med HAS to apreciate wine or beer with a meal , altho you are pretty based towards the Enemies of the MED and you like icecream ,not liking the glorius med sun is unforgivable
I give you the title of honorary MED junior

On serious note Tho , you should care less about stuff and not let it Control your emotions ,i break every screen of my phones within a year of buying them i just dont care anymore ,just learn to live with the things life trows your way ;)

>pale skin with a tone of Olive
Makes sense, I came from a trip to Cyprus not long ago and I usually retain the tan quite well. However, I think it’s the lighting that’s making my skin look like that. Whenever I included the hair in the frame the saturation and color automatically went down.
>needs more sun
Definitely, I only go out at night or if it’s during the day it’s just for a brief period.

>Do you drink wine/beer with lunch and or dinner?
No
>Do you lunch betwen 13~14?
Sometimes even later. I haven’t had lunch today and I had breakfast at like 13.
>Do you take more then 1 hour to lunch when with friends
Yes, but that rarely happens. It’s mostly just my family
>Do you hate germans and anglos?
Germans not so much, I even have some admiration for them. Anglos, however, should all drown to death.
>Do you drink coffe like in pic or in caputchino
Usually just black coffee, but I guess I do sometimes.
>Do you love the Roman Empire?
What a stupid question, there is no need to ask that. That is a given for any self respecting medoid, it is already implied when we are discussing our medness.
>do you love any Kind of cheese if yes what Kind?
Yes, as a Castilian I love manchego, but any kind would do it.
>Do you love icecream above all deserts
Not really, but it’s up there
>Do you Often go to the beach?
>Castellano
I used to love it as a kid, but not anymore. I know it’s gonna sound sacrilegious, but I don’t like sunbathing. I used to, but not anymore. Also, sand is really annoying.

BTW here’s another pic with “better” color.

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>Do you love icecream above all deserts
I forgot this one. Yes, I do. Pic related is my favorite, I like chocolate flavor though.

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>>Do you drink wine/beer with lunch and or dinner?
No, I don't drink.
>>Do you lunch betwen 13~14?
Sometimes.
>>Do you take more then 1 hour to lunch when with friends
I don't lunch with friends, but lunch takes that long most of the time anyway.
>>Do you hate germans and anglos?
I couldn't care less about Germans, but Anglos I find them funny, but I dislike them a bit at the same time.
>>Do you drink coffe like in pic or in caputchino
My breakfast is a cup of black coffee.
>>Do you love the Roman Empire?
Viva San Publiju.
>>do you love any Kind of cheese if yes what Kind?
I hate cheese. Sorry.
>>Do you love icecream above all deserts
I love ice-cream, but I wouldn't put it at the top. I don't even know what's at the top.
Something chocolatey maybe.
>>Do you Often go to the beach?
No, I don't.

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beer is not med

>>>Do you Often go to the beach?
>No, I don't.
How come? you live in a small island. What is there to do during summer beside going to the beach?

>>Do you drink wine/beer with lunch and or dinner?
never at lunch at rarely at dinner when I'm at my place, I drink a glass of wine every night at dinner when I'm at my parents' house
>>Do you lunch betwen 13~14?
more like 14:30 most of the times
>>Do you take more then 1 hour to lunch when with friends
yeah
>>Do you hate germans and anglos?
not really, I think anglos are funny and germans are weird but not enough to hate them
>>Do you drink coffe like in pic or in caputchino
lmao it's spelled cappuccino and yeah sometimes I drink it, most of the time I have a black espresso though
>>Do you love the Roman Empire?
my ancestors :)
>>do you love any Kind of cheese if yes what Kind?
all kinds, my favorite is pecorino
>>Do you love icecream above all deserts
nah, mamma's tiramisù is where it's at
>>Do you Often go to the beach?
yes when I'm back home, don't really like tanning but I go there to spearfish or have a swim

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So... We aren't good enough to be on the coat of arms? Okay.....

Wait, if ricotta is a cheese, then I like ricotta.
I don't enjoy swimming, I hate looking at my chubby body (working on it), and our beaches get packed with people. Coincidentally I am going next Saturday with my family, but just to sit there, eat, and have a laugh.

Same room and same lighting. Idk wtf is wrong with my phone’s camera.

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>that crook
explain yourself, what did she ever do?

9/MED
I Will accept your early lunch because i shall assume its because of life constraints if meds ruled the world it would be lunch time all the time.
I Will also use the same logic for the beach ,but as long as you praise the MED sun its acceptable
Full MED status granted
Yikes that is a 3/MED as i Said a Med HAS to love wine or beer (some muslim expetions might apply) altho you eat at the time the God(s) intended you do not socalize enough before/during/after the meal ,you also seem to be find of the Enemies of the MED and do not seem to get the manditory amount of sun for a Med
For that i must Grant you minor MED associate status

Aren't you the white cross on blue field?

kek, similar to what happened to me but for the second pic I had to switch on the lights instead of going near the window.

kek thanks
my mother is Spanish so I'm more med than average French, people here would be between 5 ans 9.

It doesn't look like me....

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It's one of your old flags

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