/brit/

all aussies should be _______

Suck people on r9k. they should arrest everyone who regularly posts there to protect the innocent from their inevitable spergout

ostracised

no one on /brit/ likes you
what makes you think youtube normans will

Man in the middle looks dangerously mad
I wonder what sort of noise he is making when he took this pitch
For my sake I hope it was a high pitched banshee screech

defenestrated

wouldn't even feed that to my dog

idleness is literally the eighth deadly sin mate

wanked off

think you already said that to me last time I posted a salad lol

just contra I think
the others have that au naturalé femmé fugliness

business idea: rebrand NEETS and the unemployed as idlers to improve their social image and credibility

yolk on that egg

Just idling mate

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not me just a common phrase

If God didnt want me to be racist why did He make it so much fun??

summer is a dog mate

it's not an egg. it's a cucumber yoghurt with olive oil in top. lebanese specialty

idle hands typed this post

well that’s easy they just... ummm wait hold on... theyyyy... hmmmm... now this really is quite the puzzler... yanks? care to explain?

excellent post

>it's not an egg. it's a cucumber yoghurt with olive oil in top. lebanese specialty

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-48938509

Sign here to rename Scotlel; Nittyland

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Watching are Dooley bust paedos

They call themselves the jilet noirs but they aren't wearing black vests

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Fat bitch

nice looking sword

hahahaha yeah i noticed literally 0.5 seconds after hitting post

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might move to Alabama

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Why do gyms always seem to be full of head shaven polish manlets wider than they are tall.

oh my fucking PENG

t. high-test patrician

why is alan brazil so red lads?

why are you at a restaurant alone?

film idea:

kissed x

generally dont get why tim is so riled about the builders, like its annoying but itll only be for a couple of weeks and only in the day

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Comfy couple hours sleep at the airport in my pod

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He's a mental. he doesn't think like you or I

the day is when I do all my things though innit

who was in the wrong here?
youtu.be/306MpG3YSyE

canny see

He's a paranoid schizophrenic that thinks everything is directed towards him.

they've been at it for months
the funnier part is that there's going to be a kitchen/dining area right next to his flat, so naturally he'll be whinging about the noise from that too

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colleagues on my right. we were three

have you seen beto

watching the video he seems to believe they are building to deliberately stop him making videos why doesnt he just have some pills or something

Unless you have sex with a woman you are a virgin. Men's arseholes do not count.

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you sad cunt

Cherished

Which is the tim video where he gets sent a picture of kev

Weell massa dun gettus onnea dem big’ol sneaky jahbs tah do naw, yess’siree we’z havin popeyes t’nite boiiii

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terribly unfunny.

the so-called 'lunch' of today

>polish sausage with every sauce and every topping
>chips
>bottle of sparkling sake

total cost: £10.50
lovely stuff

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Thoughts on Gareth?

>tp
>tf

what abv is the sake

>those undercooked chips
>that anaemic foreign sausage
>sake

Foul

Does anyone have the TOR URL for Jow Forums?

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those chips look like oven chips that have been dipped in a fryer for about 3 seconds, dire

sausage looks ‘reet i spose but the big winner here is that lasses feet in the background corrrrr look at her toes

ultralight, 5.5%
its only lunch, after all

>£10
lmfao

>Dark web

Not yet. I’ll have a look for him when I get into the city

explains the price of lunch desu

>Those old feet

hideous combo

Mental how Doug is the most based poster in /brit/ and all of Jow Forums

£4.50 for the food
£6 for the bottle
seems good to me

conceived

professor berg once said to us if we really cared about climate change that we should have no children, live in box sized houses, and switch to an insect based diet.

Seems hellish

Dr Kacyzinksi disagrees

Mad that human male sexuality has become so advanced as to only find 18+ year olds sexually attractive and nothing anything younger.

i'm so frustrated i could just scream

Are they incompetent or is it on purpose ?

aka niggerweb

ahh the third wheel position rip

Love scratching my itchy 'rrhoid covered anus through my underwear and getting the smell of poo on my fingers

me? only attracted (sexually) to women over 35, reckon its my brain trying to make sure i never have kids

bit grim lad why are you even drinking sake at lunch on tuesday r u a weeb?

Quints coming up lads ahah, wonder if /brit/ will get em

Or just have a worldwide jonestown

for me, it's the vinegary smell of my ball sweat

not a very sensible post mr corringham

going on a date with a 17 year old on Thursday

tbf hes only 4 days away from being 18 so its alri

Same but only after eating a garlic heavy dish

will never understand women how can it take you 30 minutes to go to the local shop and get a few things.

manlet