/cum/ - Canada US Mexico

/cum/ pig shawn edition

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how many gay cowboys?

I once encountered a stranger in a dumb gown
Black hoodie with a scythe, shit, I laughed in his face, spit
Bitch gave me an extra life, like, "Take this!
Now get your ass back in that game, bitch! Don't take shit
For granted, and don't take shit, give it!"
Only bull you should take is by the horns, a mixture of Whitey Ford
And Mighty Thor, I everlast, pen is mightier than sword
Finish writin', then record, replenish, keep writin' more
Nothing's ridin' on it but your pride, that's all you're fightin' for
So you fight, scratch, you claw, backs to wall, no one was there to catch you fall
You pick yourself back up, you dust your jacket off
You grab your balls like they're gargantuan and ask yourself how fuckin' bad you want it
Pull out your badge for whoopin' ass and flash it on 'em
Nobody's gonna back you in the corner, you're a hornet
No one's more ignorant than you fuckin' four in the mornin'
You're at the la-bor-atory, stormin' like there's nothin' that's more important

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want to convert a hapa Canadian lesbian to heterosexuality and make babies with her

>reading comprehension

it's been a pleasure, apu

i love fucking latina sluts, you will all die virgins if you haven't lose virginity by 20

COME ON, MAN. I JUST ATE

is that how you eat pussy sven? you lick the hole?

I wish Svenn would eat my ass like a cupcake

he's a virgin freak no bullying

lol sounds like someone is salty they couldn't find the clit

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it has a cut at the bottom

Reminds me of going on vacation to the West and Southwest states when I was 14-15. Saw so many hot guys just as I had recently become comfortable with being a half faggot.

just noticed that

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do you remember a time when everybody didnt have smart phones or are you too young

yes. i didn't get one til 2015

hi

hey

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it's st. elijah's feast day soon
i have to clean my room

never heard of this

oh yeah that's a Christian thing right
what do you usually do for it?

I was born in 1997 but I remember that time well.

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I lost my virginity at 22 though

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Some 18 year old boys near my area were given many weekends in jail for writing racist graffiti all over their school.

bump

I'm almost 23 and still happily virginal.

have we stopped posting hairy used up vaginas? is it safe to blog post?

i have a sore throat and i've been coughing up bloody phlegm but i think it might just be from my bloody nose because I pick my nose too much and then the blood runs down my throat when i sleep

How long has this been going on?

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>because I pick my nose

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pretty sure it's not possible to pick your nose so deep that blood would flow down your throat instead of out your nostrils

>Using Tinder in NYC

This shit is so easy it should be illegal

Thoughts on her aesthetics, /cum/?

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>so easy it should be illegal
This, but unironically.

Like a week

If you pick it frequently it becomes bloody especially if it rips out nose hairs. The doctor recommended I should use salt spray to stop the bleeding

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Is the picking the result of something like OCD?

say prayers, light candles, that sort of thing. it's a celebration.

hello can I move to amerigga :DDDDDD

Not really it's just a combination of a dry Summer

Why would you want to?

Jobs or gun rights maybe

damn ferners taking our jobs. I'm the only one in my office that doesn't have a green card

Thinking of starving myself today

I do this frequently just not intentionally

a house

Do you forget to eat?

I'm going to immigrate to US, take jobs from Americans and contribute to the gentrification of NYC

I'm a cooklet so it's either get shitty fast food or starve

That sucks. I used to be like that until I obsessed with learning how to cook.

>gentrification of nyc
there are parts that haven't been infested yet?

I've been awake for about 30 hours :)

I understand, I wouldn't dare to sleep in Canada either without Baba Trudeau coming to my dreams

want the hapa leaf to drop her wife and make babies with me

eat a sandwich and watch a movie

Watch some Flames hockey, that should put you to sleep

also it is technically christian, but it's more of a folk thing they way we do it. not sure the church would approve.

take them both pussy

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I'm a 27 year old man and I still have to go and point to the picture in the barber shop to tell them what kind of hairstyle I want

if only my dreams were so sweet

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>customizing my lucio loadout to get ready for lucioball (literally the only thing I enjoy in overwatch)
>get kicked off
>lucioball patch is out

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wait
are you the hapa? the accelerationist?

no we are two different leafs

apparently

made one

gonna nut in ur pussy

BAY BAY

Jow Forums would probably say listening to music by anyone except Germans or Nords is degenerate.

>2009 was 20 years ago
fuck bros

what is ur favourite kinography

LOL

just about had a stroke

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just beat this
10/10, definitely on my top 10 list of PS2 games now

neat, I don't think I've ever met someone who celebrated the feast days around these parts. even the most devout Catholics I knew didn't care about them

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18 HAPPY FRIENDS AT A SLUMBER PARTY

i'm having a stroke right now iykwim ;)

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omg are u gonna be ok

watch alterd carbon. thanks been my fav lately.

I'm more than ok ;)

idk people who care that much either here, aside from st. patties day obv.
and most who do are from southern europe, eastern europe, and latin america where it's more popular to celebrate them.

i might have a job

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never heard of your holiday

it's Burger Day, hence the name, patties

very nice, proud of u.

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are you tryna say mexicans don't celebrate feast days?

really wish people would stop enabling ale by replying to his posts

dumb, imagine /cum/ without ale our sad clown

might

i don't really know anything about him, i have his posts filtered

you're gonna get it, don't worry about it.

yes

noice

>what is all saints day
>what is all souls day
yeesh, an american teaching someone else on their own culture

>blizzards new patch adds an american flag skin to the chicano character

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It's funny cuz chicanos are neither American nor Mexican.

el dia de los muertos??

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dia de los muertos is a mexican holiday

Mexico b scared. American soccer will eclipse Mexican soccer soon