His "language" has silent (UNSPOKEN) letters

>his language doesn’t have apostrophes

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kek, based idiot

And this is a good thing
Imagine having to repeat a vowel instead of adding a diacritics

>though = /ðou/
>through = /θru:/
>tough = /taf/
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>his """language""" has grammatical gender

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>his language has grammatical genders

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You could invent new letters instead, like how English had cool stuff like æ or ƿ or ð or þ or ȝ, or you could steal letters from other alphabets like how we stole ц and ш from jews

>his country's official language isn't english
bruh.... oh nononon-
>his native language ISN'T ENGLISH
STOP STOP AHAHAH I NO MORE I CAN'T BREAHAHAHAHAH
>HIS NATIVE LANGUAGE IS USELESS SO HE HAD TO LEARN ENGLISH IN TANDEM
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>like how English had cool stuff like æ or ƿ or ð or þ or ȝ
That's not cool, thanks god the french took it out

>his language has front rounded vowels

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written "language" isnt language, its merely an imperfect way of representing one

>Grug no understand "through"
>Grug want say "thrug"

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>His language isn't the ugliest in the world

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>his "language" isn't the most spoken and written in his own country

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No, there's an uglier language upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c9/Ithkuil_pull_uiqisx.ogg

>his language doesn't write silent letters while also leaving some sounds without their own letter

Based feminist utopias

literally all of these

>his language has less than 14 cases

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Yours isn't either there's an uglier language upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c9/Ithkuil_pull_uiqisx.ogg

Your has diametrically different thing and therefore your post is a stinky poo (just like your fish)

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just learn German

That would be Chinese.

>his language isn't the cuck in the family

>His language has less than 15 nominal cases.
>He can’t conjugate the average verb in 15 000 ways.

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Hey now, you’re the one that came up with how to spell it!

iirc they had to reinvent it after some event