/brit/

reckon you should try reddit

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looooool all them user lipsing me as a neek yeah

are they mad

come down my postcode and see

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I'm screwed, blued and tattooed.

see if you're a nonce?

don't see the logic here

no we definitely do not
fuck off

what time we /lig/ing tonight my g

prime day heroin just got delivered

Alright got one Kinder Bueno white and one poo here, who wanted which again?

you're a good lad 190

honestly don't get where all the hate comes from

lmao reckon it's just a couple of seething virgins

scared of the future lads

the hardest lads in swansea would slap you for acting like an english nigger

it was my kinder bueno give it here

190 on the ropes

asked for toilet paper. don't tell me you forgot the god damn toilet paper

haha you like that don't you you naughty boy

He's right..........

Don't you use a bidet you saucy cunt

raaaaaah man makes thread like 30 before yeah but bare man get lip on me there

just wanna chat bare breeze about LI as much as I can yeah

Embrace futurism

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nah mate in all honesty im not a fan. prefer boyish girls to... that. this is just not natural

Poley and 190 have done a fucking number on this general tonight

Like the good old days

I know there are some porn pros here. Looking for a scene where the girl sees the guy fucking one of these things, he leaves for a second and then she lays down and covers up with a blanket and pretends to be the sex toy when he comes back.

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sat nuttin man will be there on the dot

true say im ready to bad up any man who comes with the verbal

>both mentally ill nonces
why do they flock here?

190:
nonce - tick
bellend - tick
shagger - cross

>English royals literally created the Church of England so that they could get divorced
>English royals refused for centuries to marry anyone into the royal family who had been previously divorced
What did these inbreds mean by this?

we don't use that here. maybe south of france they use it like spaniards/italians but not in the civilised part of france

How can one country be so based in killing british zoomers ?

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I'm already an Objectivist

sorry lad i dont bend that way lol

have sex

Taking a break from the sun

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based

got my driving test this week lads

>essex
nothing of value

ohhhh my dayssss

A pair of trousers. It's just one trouser mind. Mad that. Should probably blame the French.

una vela

your cum must taste of petrol

anyone whos shagged a fanny ever shagged something like this? want to know how accurate it feels

Why are you thinking about my cum?

very longstanding gimmick
possibly one of the longest on Jow Forums
very dedicated
congrats!

>anyone whos shagged a fanny ever shagged something like this?
lmao what do you think?

>Our country's national religion is just a ploy so a fat bloke from 500 years ago could shag about a bit easier

Lol imagine going to cofe church and thinking youre going to be saved because you followed that scam

fairs man I can creed with that yeah

too many verbalists on lig now so any ting that can spark verbalisms out yeah I creed

>ameria flag
foy

we /4th reich/ now

>Germany's Ursula von der Leyen has been narrowly elected president of the EU Commission following a secret ballot among MEPs.

>The centre-right defence minister will replace Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker on 1 November.

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anyone tried tommy robinson's new aftershave?

errrr homealone you're disgusting mate

Good lord hurry up and fackin Brexit

she's openly advocating for a united states of europa

>why yes

Like this movement I do.

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the EU/NATO/west Germany has always been the reincarnation of the reich

Weird how that's the like the motive but in effect it acted as an anglo equivalent of the lutheran revision, movement away from centralised control and ritual. Dunno which came first like.

>accidentally sent a linkedin connection request to the company director (way above my station)
>couldnt find how to unsend it
>he accepted it

Good or bad?

>Female president
thank fuck we're leaving

For me it simply has to be the impressionists

>Our country's national religion is just a ploy so a fat bloke from 500 years ago could shag about a bit easier
very anglocentric view of protestantism

His PS accepted it out of courtesy. As long as you aren't doing anything questionable, leave it as is.

who cares? added toilberg on snap

ask him for a promotion

Church of england

Why would it be bad?

why is it bad
obviously you work at the same place

>Head of wales, scotland, ni and UK in general are women
Leeel

toilberg sends me her nudes occasionally

>why yes, I do work in retail, how could you tell?

We dont really have a connection. Basically just comes off as shameless networking

>the Queen is a woman

shocking

can't come soon enough

Might play one of those video games

Like a bit of impressionism and expressionism meself

All woman are queens

But not all queend are womans

SLAYYY

which one?

rorkes piping up

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7251747/Ursula-von-der-Leyen-ready-agree-Brexit-delay.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7251747/Ursula-von-der-Leyen-ready-agree-Brexit-delay.html

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wales' first minister is male

>all X are Y
>but not all Y are X
now where have I heard this before...?

billie eyelash m8s

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i've shagged both
they're pretty decent but unless you leave them in (very) hot water for 30 minutes*, they're ice cold compared to a real pussy
the surface isn't anywhere near as soft but in terms of firmness and smoothness it's about right
also you don't need lube for a real pussy, you do for a silicone one
obviously a girl is hundred times heavier and squirms and pushes back onto your cock, and makes noises, so you miss that as well
but by far the biggest difference is how you feel about yourself afterwards haha

*PROTIP: have hot water running through the pussy/arse bit - it has a hole at the end of the pussy hole. if your cock's big enough it'll come out the other side

Once told the gf that i only developed a foot fetish from her feet and before hers i hadnt noticed feet before - think she bought it

disgusting zoomoid

Can see where you're coming from but it's not like you're a recruitment agent or anything. I've added a few randoms as shameless networking meself but only because linkedin apparently gives you more "options" (Whatever that means) if you have a minimum number of connections. (26 or something like that) One random even got me an interview.

sos yer ma

Why are the germans better than us at everything lads?

Descartes was a proto-neet

was about to say this

TWO WORD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP

DOO DAH

DOO DAH!!!