You assholes ruined me beyond repair

So I went to fuck a prostitute a few hours ago, the one I regularly visit.
When I was going to fuck her doggy, I really wanted to sniff her butthole. So I started to finger her, told her I was going to get us both into the mood, but I ended up sniffing her butt for 5 minutes (hoping that she would fart right into my face).

this is what you pieces of shit did to me with your fucking brapposting. Hope you are proud of it.

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

GIWTWM

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You were supposed to sage those posts to oblivion, not listen to them

too late for that now

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*barp
uwu sowy

paid a hooker 200$ to fart in my face while i jerked off a week ago ama

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Next time user, next time

How do I cure myself of this?
FUCK OFF BRAZIL, you're guilty of this too with your country producing all that fart porn

>How do I cure myself of this?
you don't
you ride the chocolate dragon to the end. braps are the future anyway.

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nu is het nog onze schuld dat jij een janet bent

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is ook zo

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that guy is literally me because of you shitfucks

Me on the right.

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based

Listen, I'm a jewish ass fucker who loves nothing more than fingering and fucking booty holes of all shapes and sizes, but even I don't want to whiff/eat asses. It smells like poo and tastes like poo, so unless you like scat idk what yall are on.

>he thinks girls butts smell like poo

lmfao

>a day in the life of a carolo