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thats not STALKER

>make a friend on steam
>asks me to join his discord for mic chat

how do I speak to people lads?

ordered a curry off just eat

Yeah look truth of the matter is we ain't going to get to retire

youtube.com/watch?v=oo0d1zTAFKA

How can one man be so based

hang the dj hang the dj hang the dj

in bed

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platoon is infinitely better in terms of nam movies
so is deer hunter

this isnt a billie eillish edish

why are you so desperate to be the OP? it's not even a good enough edition to justify making an early new, you're just foisting your shit tier music taste on us
it's sad really. proper pathetic. sort it out.

>women

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this chinese twat sent me a broken cable, gave him a shit review now he keeps spamming my messages asking me to change it and refund me

what shall i do lads? I feel a bit bad because this bloke seems distraught but at the same time i want other people to know about the broken shitty cable if theyre thinking of buying one

>literally just film some blokes down a bog and get them to qute some tao te ching

tis kino.... simply kino

never tip delivery drivers lmao

put some ketamine in it lad

see you in 3 days

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is it because they don't say the nigger-word in them

bring back a qt

thispersondoesnotexist.com/

youtu.be/cwHib5wYEj8
youtu.be/cwHib5wYEj8
youtu.be/cwHib5wYEj8

Please unfilter your trips because this is essential viewing

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absolutely based

‘game’ is for people with more patience than me desu

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Really really REALLY sad that unprecedented numbers of Scots are dying to drugs.

issat billie eilish?!?!!

hits you right in the feels

twitter.com/ESPNcricinfo/status/1151189756421611520

idk lad. maybe he doesn't have many other opportunities in life beside flogging dodgy cables. he's probably got to choose between that and working in the rice paddies or 20 hour a day shifts at the mobile phone factory poor sod.

robot wanker loves his fucking robots doesn't he

and the spurs go marching on

>Go on Int
>Have to hide 50% of the threads because of flagrant fag posting

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how's the hairline holding up, baldy ben?

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>Earn £350 a week

>Rent: £200 a week
>Food: and transport £50 a week
>Weekend drinks and some time with the brass: £100 a week

How is a man meant to save?

busy tomorrow
why?

Hard to imagine but this beautiful woman poops sometimes.

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>so... got plans tomorrow?

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Never tip full stop lmao

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i prefer it to 2001 and clockwork orange honestly, one of my very favourite satires
what do you dislike about it?
would rank platoon up with the most overated films honestly
the best anti war films imo demonstrate the absurdity of war. probably the best film to showcase the retardedness of war is les carabiniers

>£200 a week
>£800 a month

are you living in a riverside penthouse you fucking trillionaire

ho ho ho looks like her doesn't it

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Imagine being a jock. JUST IMAGINE IT. what else would you do but overdose on smack and buckfast?

that's the dilemma but the cable was still unfortunately shit and broken, at least the rice might work properly

Not the sort of girl who’d play coy, either it’s a yes or I get ghosted I reckon

Ha I fucking wish mate

"this is this"

What does that even mean?

watching commando on film4, cor that rae dawn chong was a nice piece of blasian ass

platoon is honestly shit
obviously roger ebert would champion oliver stone's crap but get too offended by fmj

>so...

utter grim state of this virgin freak

Did you know, men's and women's skeletons are different.

ignore clover posters

just ask for the number and then facetime her
simple as. fuck being a jester dancing about with "banter" or trying to be funny over messages all that shit is for the birds
the same bird youre trying to dance for was sucking cock because someone bought her a drink not a weekend ago

dont mug yourself

that second girls got a fucking massive face aint she aha what a twat

hate it when zoomers say "this is so 80s!!!" like for real you werent even alive in 80s nigger shut yo punk ass up

Lying racist fuck off Putin

Shared room with all bills lad

>Imagine being a jock
rather not

wayy too fucking hot outside rn

Tipping should be illegal like in first world countries

vapourwave is so 80s

never hear that about any other decade really makes you think

ye

so...erm...haha...

poo

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god shes so fit

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youtube.com/watch?v=RoHpqb5p9u8

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listening to liam gallagher - wall of ass

MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE LORD
HE IS TRAMPLING OUT THE VINTAGE WHERE THE GRAPES OF WRATH ARE STORED
HE HATH LOOSED THE FATEFUL LIGHTNING OF HIS TERRIBLE SWIFT SWORD
HIS TRUTH IS MARCHING ON, HIS TRUTH IS MARCHING
GLORY, GLORY, HALLELUJAH! GLORY, GLORY, HALLELUJAH!
GLORY, GLORY, HALLELUJAH! HIS TRUTH IS MARCHING ON
I HAVE SEEN HIM IN THE WATCH FIRES OF A HUNDRED CIRCLING CAMPS
THEY HAVE BUILDED HIM AN ALTAR IN THE EVENING DEWS AND DAMPS
I CAN READ HIS RIGHTEOUS SENTENCE BY THE DIM AND FLARING LAMPS
HIS DAY IS MARCHING ON
HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH!

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honestly agree

strawpoll.me/18330646/
strawpoll.me/18330646/
strawpoll.me/18330646/

very important poll lads. JFs welcome

M&S mac and cheese is done lads

Let’s play spot the paki shall we

Annoys the fucking life out of me that I’m always ordering from the chinker down the road and they know who I am and yet sometimes still deliver me a shitty quality Chinese or it’s lukewarm

Fucking spastics I’ll go in there and massacre them some day if this carry on keeps up

t.

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download the face app thing and make yourself look old. funny as fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=MBQdns5bV5g
learning to live with somebody's memepression

>2019 Children about future
>1 token white kid in the whole video

I'm alright thanks

that actually sounds reaaaallly funny

Fedpol you crafty bugger

poor guy. he's fucked for life

>ricecel
I’m liking this brand of asianmasculinity

doug the chink needs to give it a rest

how can a social construct have a different skeleton wtf

in the techno bunker

SO FUCKING LONY LADS

Move somewhere cheaper, eat less, drink less.

Screeching

Who even asks for numbers these days lol must be severely socially retarded poor chap

bloody hell these kids are smart, wtf happened to education??