Using link to pay for sexual favors

My friend (7/10 qt) and I were joking and she said that she would sit on my face for $30 bucks.

Now, I’m a kissless hugless virgin, so it’s a pretty big deal, but I have literally zero fiat so I would have to cash out $30 worth of link. Should I do it?

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These are the kind of game theory problems that have plagued economists for centuries

Do it bro, it’s only 100 link. If you hold more than 10k link do it and enjoy da pucci

Thats like 100 links. Face sitting worth $100 000 must be good

This is a much better blockchain lore story than 10,000 BTC for 2 pizzas

I wanna be the Tai Lopez of 2022 and make videos of myself saying “This is the story you need to know about BTC: one man spent 100 Link to have a 7/10 sir on his face. Do the math, and while you’re at it, click the link below and I’ll teach you how to buy my Link tokens for $1000 each”

she was joking bro, even if you paid her $100 she wouldn't do that. you didn't get the joke.

How are most of you so awful with women

No, she is 100% serious about the offer.

I hold 15k link.. so even if link ever goes to $1k I will be super rich no matter what

No harm in bringing it up again when they are having a good time. $30 seems like he has a legit shot.

Go for it. Mention it while her mood is up and keep it light hearted. If you drink together occasionally you are already in.

Lost the verve to pretend to be a faggot fucktard in order to level with most girls years ago.