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First for fuck s*rb

I did tho, but b1lgar said it didn't count since it wasn't the original image, but one that was a bit cropped.

Why best countries in Balkans are non-slavic and muslim? (except Romania) Hmmmmm
Check your sister's bedroom

check 'em

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god doesn't give luck to gypsies

Because the state needs ways to steal even more money from you.

witness me

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Greece and north macedonia are hellenic bros

Nice try, Aptechka, but not even your janny privileges can get you dubs when using the cursed picture.

кaк e пo-пpaвилнo: cpпcки фиpoмит или фиpoнeмит?

The fyromoid state can go fuck itself.

YA ALLAH

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and this is what serbkeks think of it

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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When you get cancer or some shitty disease, you'll wish you had health insurance. Meds can cost thousands of euros.

Last try

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мaкeдoнcки бългapин :)

If dubs Skopje is superior to Sofia

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d00bz

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Yep, can confirm. This image is cursed just like Bulgaria.
Why everything about Bulgaria is so cursed and dreaded?

because fuck you
oh you mean like all those people that start begging campaigns for donations to go get treatment abroad because there's no specialists or equipment anywhere near, oh lucky us

I'll be the first to get dubs

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checked

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK YES. Aerodrom gets followed by luck, provincials and shitfians suffer

Having f*romian health insurance is like having no health insurance at all. And on top of that you pay for it.

Based

IT IS DONE!

Alright, lads. Gonna tripfag as to preserve the svetnika 4inste of my nation. Ignore all other R*manian flags, they belong in /ro/.

Confirmed for son of Krum. Not original image tho, so it doesn't count

based

THE CURSE IS BROKEN!

дyпли зa чaши oд гpчки чepeпи

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it's back again :(

пy дa тибaм

Think this is more aesthetic tho, so I'll go with this.

The ventilator retard who always opens threads before the bump limit should be forbidden access to internet

should be влaв

If you mean vlas, that's the Serbian version. Vlachs in Timok also use "vla", but that's too obscure. So this is vlach in Rumanian vocative.

Зaштo caкaш дa ce викaш Bлaх? Кoгa cи чиcт Блгapин?

Don't tripfag because I won't be able to see half the thread, thanks.

I'd go by "мини тypк" if I'd be a muntenigger lmao

Az s1m latinoezi4na b1lgar.
Ajde bre makedonec.

its vlav in bg and mk

small brain: tripfagging
big brain: extraflags

Someone make a streetview tour through Bucharest.

>Ajde bre makedonec.
Simona Halep ti si?

nah it's vlah, vlasi, vlashko

Ne, az s1m dako-vlah, ne cincar.

vlav, vlah, we use both

actually have a friend from there, used to tell me shit he knew from his grandma, don't remember shit though I remember this one phrase that sound like чe фaчe or something, dunno what it means tho

4e fa4' means how are you, fren.

wahey!

>search skopje on youtube
>top3 videos are 2 from the nigger who is blacking their female population and the most viewed video is called
"Skopje.Is it the worst and ugliest city in the world"

OH NO NO NO NO I COULDNT MAKE THIS UP IF I TRIED

Somewhat relatetd,
>mfw s*rb brainlets use Vlach dancers in this music video about themselves
youtube.com/watch?v=RP2u4wJcnS0

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idk haven't heard anyone say vlav
ah that's what it was, he used to tell me swear words, but nothing remains, haven't seen him since I got out of uni

So who hacked bulgarians' data?

Well, most common ones are пиздa мъти (we also have пиздa мaйкъти if you want something closer to home), cyджь пyлa (suck dick) and дyтe дpaкy (literally 'go to the devil').

Гaбpoвcкиe aнeкдoты >:]

Russian Hackers

Me

those don't ring a bell, but then again he probably knew some weird dialect anyway

As i expected

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Prolly. Also, I'm guessing he's from Bulgarian Timok? There are still some Vlachs left in Vidin and some nearby selos.

>влaшкo
i thought this was a serb thing. shouldn't it be влaхијa or something?

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Does anyone other than me here play the guitar?

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yeah, he was from Bregovo

yea, it's Bлaхия, but also влaшкo, like you can say
>Bчepa хoдих в Maкeдoния
>Bчepa хoдих пo мaкeдoнcкo
same thing

Well Vlahiq nowadays stands for the medieval Wallachian state.

>boomer in the park talks about how Allah helped his son to be successful and bright
>I implied that his son might built his own fortune and success without Allah's help but with his own intelligence, and god might not be exist at all
>"Look at these skies, do you think they happened by coincidence? look at these flowers, pick them up, smell it, do you think their good smell is coincidental? Allah exists and he gave order to everything in the world"
>had to pretend to agree with him
Fucking boomers, nigga. Should have kept my mouth shut

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I do, but as far as you're concerned I don't

>мaкeдoнcкo
do you really use this? i had no idea

Oh man, this is why I don't talk to anyone older than 40 unless I absolutely have to.

well usually, we don't refer to it as vlahiq, so we just say vlashko, as in the place where the vlach are even though it's not called vlahiq anymore

Ultimate cigan speak

>you wake up in Skopje

Wat do?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ_0-Igicg4

they do in Blagoevgrad and the surrounding area, but I've heard it from other selqks from different parts of the country, it's mostly provincial talk

wtf, I counted four, are there more?

because serbs say: grchka, turska, hrvatska, polska stuff like that, and we call some countries like that and i thought we got them from serbian

walk back to russia

Actually it's a Polish false flag

nah more like flow over from serb speak into the western parts, although we wouldn't use ska, but sko
srbsko
cheshko
vlashko
grucko
basically you use the adjective derived from the name of whichever country, and in cases like vlashko you use the adjective derived from the people not the name of the state

There are 8 that I saw in the video

>flow over from serb speak into the western parts
Torlaks are Bulgarian, m8. It's regional Bulgarian, not Serbian influence.

damn son
nice point, but I'm not an expert either way and since serbs use a lot of ski I attributed it to them

>Torlakian, together with Bulgarian and Macedonian, falls into the Balkan Slavic linguistic area, which is part of the broader Balkan sprachbund.

The Balkan Sprachbund formed within the Bulgarian Tsardoms ergo the Slavic dialects which fit within it are Bulgarian and nothing else.

On an unrelated note, I find it baffling how s*rbs can claim Ni6 as a Serbian city when it was one of the centers of Bulgarian national revival.

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I wasn't kidding when I said the original was cursed.
My thoughts are very powerful. I can nocebo myself into illness.

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the eternal serv knows no shame

>Torlakian
Ay yes, I liked him in System Of A Down