> Be me > Behave friendly in workplace due to fear of getting fired for being quiet > Get along with this old guy, like 30 years older than me > Eventually he starts pulling dominance tactics > At one point tosses a mini size candy over the cubicle wall at me, get back at him just so he knows I won't be pushed around without consequence > A week or three passes, comes up from behind and forces what I thought was a mini size candy into my hand > It's a freaking empty wrapper > Give it back to him > Today he sneaks into my cubicle and pushes my chair forward with me on the chair, told him not to do that > MFW being friendly lures douches like this to me even when I cut contact > MFW being quiet would likely prevent this but then I'd likely be fired for what they call "personality issues"
What do I do anons? Please no HR that looks bad and anyways he retires in less than a month.
sounds like you are the most beta kid in the office, therefore you deserved to be bullied like a complete bitch
Bentley Foster
>2018 >Letting someone put their hands on you
Just tell HR next time he touches you that you're calling the police. They'll fire him ASAP.
Daniel Collins
lol, NEVER become a joker to people. NEVER play along with jokes or pranks or anything like that. You wanna know why? Because they will spend way more time and effort on it than you do and you will now have an entire new dimension of stuff to worry about that didnt exist before and that you dont need.
Noah Lopez
What is a "joker?"
Mason James
Not sure about that bucko
Grayson Allen
When men over 50 start behaving like children it's because they have dementia. He'll be in a wheelchair 10 years from now.
Liam Price
>walk over to his office >take his phone and punch him in the head with it several times
he will get the message
Carson Baker
>be so socially awkward that you interpret someone giving you an empty candy wrapper and playfully pushing your chair as "workplace domination tactics" Work a little harder at being normal, OP. This behavior is nothing out of the ordinary and certainly nothing to get worked up over.
Jace Cook
>refer to him as “ol pal” >offer to help him lift things/use computer Basically subtly suggest he’s old as fuck, he’s insecure about it.
Joshua Collins
This. Those old fucks can't stand the thought of them being irrelevant and replaceable.
Isaac Morris
>lift more than 2 times a decade >dont get bullied anymore
it really is that simply
Logan Gonzalez
rape him in the parking garage.
prison style
Gavin Myers
Find a big neodymium magnet and hit his computer with it when he isnt around
Benjamin Long
Thank god I don't have to put up with that wagie shit.
Brayden Ortiz
Absolutely. I use "old man" or mention something along the line of breaking a hip
Chase Gutierrez
LMFAOOOOOO HOLY SHIT I'M SO GLAD I'M A NEET.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dylan Cruz
>get charged with assault >get fired nothin personnel, kid
i flirt with daddy at my office too he spanks me after work sometimes
Carter Howard
sneak up behind him and put your finger up his asshole.
then when he jumps and turns around you vehemently sniff your finger while looking him in the eyes.
dont say anything then walk away.
this is my favorite power move. I do it all the time
Cooper Sanders
Openly refer to him as a pedophile in conversation. Even Boomers know there's no coming back from such an accusation.
William Cook
boomer, so it should be easy. start with the light stuff flipping the display on the computer monitor, reversing mouse buttons, remapping keys, etc etc. if you're able to get in to his work pc.
another good trick is to schedule a task in windows to play certain sounds at certain times. I'll let you take the creative helm on that one.
Next you just start messing with his office area, zip tie scissors together, tape down the desk phone button so it still rings after picking it up. start leaving bits of trash all around his cubicle, even if you're just stopping by to say hi, finish a drink and set it somewhere and casually forget about it.
start picking at his sexuality, next time he gets physical mention something about him not being your type
someone who seeks variety and control by putting other people in situations they did not ask for so the joker can feel important and have control
John Harris
> older dude likes fucking around on the job and pranking coworkers > GUYS ITS DOMINANCE TACTICS HES PICKING ON ME How fucking insecure and soft are you?
Nathan Collins
just behave like he's doing weird shit and laugh at it/him
Next time he pulls that shit you take him aside and tell him with a serious af tone to cut that bullshit or you swear to god you will split his skull open on the parking lot. Make sure that no one sees/hears you when you say that to him.
could also be this and you sound a little fruity as well op
Evan Perez
There is a browser plugin for chrome that replaces any image being loaded with pics of Nicholas Cage. Download it on his computer and laugh as he can’t figure out how to fix it.
Brandon Green
t. highschooler
Jonathan Garcia
>be b**mershit >ruin US economy by pulling ladder up behind you >ensure your kids/grandkids will come of age into a living hell of poverty and disillusionment >wageslave 40 years for the kikes so you can buy 3 boats, a giant television for every room of the house, 2 SUVs, a sportscar, a camper RV, and 5 timeshares >finally set to retire >get dementia, shitting your pants within a few years, can't remember your wife's name long after >die in some home by a literal straight outta africa nurse who gives zero fucks and abuses you for fun because she gets paid minimum wage GET FUCKING REKT YOU BOOMER SHITSTAINS
Jaxon Brooks
america is weird man
Ian Hernandez
If you keep to yourself I suspect some places might try to force you to become more talkative. There's a guy at my current place whose quiet and another guy was talking about how he's tried so much to get him to open up. It's like jeez why do they have to bother the quiet guy?
Sebastian James
Fucking normies man, this resonates with me because I'm also quiet.
Logan Wood
Harsh but fair.
Easton Roberts
fuck boomers they deserve it
Hudson Phillips
I used to be an ain when was younger, was always quiet because that’s just the way I am but also because everyone I worked with was female, and they just talk mindless dribble. They didn’t like me at all because I didn’t small talk with them about useless shit. Fuck nursing btw, no one do it.
Lucas Baker
Based and red pilled
Jaxon Bell
I honestly wouldn't mind normies if they would just leave quiet people alone, but they just can't stay in their own lane.
Xavier Garcia
are you fucking serious if this isn't a LARP then you're a total pushover
Just hire someone to break his ribs without it being led back to you but he KNOWS that it was done by you in the background and then passive-aggressively remind him in the office about his injuries and how a shitty person he is to have that many enemies in his personal life. Then start doing the shit he does that he did to you so he gets the point not to mess with other people again. If he has no friends or anyone to side with him in the office then the better because it paints him further in a bad light as some sort of trouble maker or asshole.
>this is the passive aggressive beta method As much as I agree with this, society punishes people who defend themselves and act like men. You either be a beta bitch or you end up in jail because "violence" is frowned upon.
Jack Hernandez
Easy OP. Next time he's trying to act dominant, stop, stare him deadface in the eyes and say "your wife told me you were a manchild. no wonder she craves new dick"
Adrian Morris
redpilled... and also based
Blake Phillips
> op is being bullied by a boomer
OP, just start calling this person Boomer (insert real name here).
