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How kind
I haven’t eaten in 2 days
have you tried not eating?
No Tacobell in this country
I’m already trying it
good, taco bell is bottom of the barrel trash
same
if black people discovered america first we wouldnt have to wear clothes
all the fucking mcdicks gave broken or no icecream machine and I cant get a stroopwafel mcflurrie stupid fucks
it's greasy slop
lads are you supposed to tip uber/Lyft drivers? I took one in Chicago recently and at the end the guy got out while I got my luggage out of the back and just awkwardly stood there so I shook his hand and left
good for you
you can tip them on the app
though maybe cash is better for their taxes
>tip
breaking like dolls, singing like birds.
we always get what we deserve,
but now I've had enough.
youtube.com
I want to escape Illimeme for a bit
atoustic guitars
youtu.be
Balling my eyes at sunny
m.youtube.com
I smoked too much
Not masculine. Not feminine. Just neutral.
Idk I do but I know I shouldn't cause Jewber charges too much as is.
Same
literally me
my order finally came in the mail fellas
I don't really know how you'll enjoy it honestly I've lived within an hour of chicago and boston (born in new england) so my perspective is kind of skewed
I just had Mac and Cheese. No longer hungry:)
How do i stop my lumia 950 from taking over 4mb photos
You dick
#RickyVeteYa
#RickyRenuncia
#RickyHuelebicho
this general is not gonna know what you're talking about, they're gringos
i think I'm getting too old for video games to hold my interest
i want to play them but i can't for more than an hour or so
not depressed btw
but Trump already informed the general populace
I am gay ama
not to mention trending worlwide for the past 5 days already
nobody knows what drumft is talking about anymore
gringos don't care
Sagat or Barros?
speak english and ill care a little bit more
he posted funny hashtags from twitter about the governor of puerto rico's scandal
cnn.com
I dont have my very old laptop to check what that means
Although if its top bottom, im vers all day baby
Puerto Rico should be a state
not until they all speak english
Is this the famous and legendary Steinhauser?
François Sagat or Diego Barros ffs
I prefer to be the bottom
Puerto Rico is a state, no?
m.youtube.com
you think in show and movie bits. reminds me of the ukie user that posts here.
Please stop talking to me in 'pan's labyrinth' talk
Its a territory but every Puerto Rican is automatically a US citizen at birth
its a COLONY
This is so weird to me. I like men and fucking them and vice versah
Thank you i guess i watch your hulu with a vpn while high
battyboy
getting a blowjob is good but I don't like fucking someone
thats fucked
My straight best friend in college showed me some mixed signs
Society, etc, only touched his dick but he said basically why i didnt blow him when in holiday
What do people usually do in cities (barring events e.g. concerts and sports games)?
depends on what you want to do, there is usually a lot of more options of things to do in cities. sometimes people will just walk around the city
government is STILL bullying me
I placed an order at 12:57 and have not yet received my food
fallout 3 was such an incredibly disappointing game
New Vegas is the only good Fallout game
fallout 1 and 2 are really good (though fallout 2 is way better than fallout 1)
new vegas is the only good 3d fallout game though, i wish (((bethesda))) actually let them finish it but bethesda are money hungry jew rats
Where can I meet hot thots?
that's what you get for being a fatass
slimmer than you Miguel
my rape dungeon
lol there is literally nothing to do in cities but drink and party
Come home Québécois.
about to make a really good post
had a nice nap
my body is eating itself rn
changed my mind about making a good post because i dont think you guys really deserve it or would appreciate it
before college I was a poltard, now I'm a neoliberal
I appreciate you and your posts
Shart on Paul Blart
I have been a left wing progressive all my life
guns are not cool
I have violent tendencies and killed animals when I was younger
The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that. My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you cant see the labia Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin Same as the "uncut dicks smell Thing I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.
Everybody who isn’t a virgin freak knows this (nonvirgins can be virgin freaks)
This woman lets a white man cum inside of her
ok i did it, hope you liked it
it's funny because you think you know who I am
>let
all sex between whites and non whites is rape
Paul Shart – Walmart Cop
The roastie thing is real, I’ve watched innies turn into roast beef over the course of relationships
If you don’t turn your cute lil virgin into a roastie maybe u have a small peepee
ok
Business idea: sell Indians a device to dispose of their feces sanitarily
problem: there has to be a demand
lately i've been noticing wiping my BUTTHOLE has become ineffective - no matter good a job i think i've done wiping my BUTTHOLE i still get itchy ass an hour later, when i wipe again my BUTTHOLE is full of poop
why is this happening to me???
Broke:
>going back in time to kill baby hitler
Woke:
>going back in time to kill baby adam
stfu sideways france
I'm diaspora you fatass
Sounds like you’ve got a case of the old loose asshole
You probably need to wear diapers now
more like diASS-POOra am I rite buds