/brit/

youtube.com/watch?v=D_JeKZd9ecE

>clearly didn’t read the whole thing
Yes, because it’s a pseudo-historical fan fiction “what if” scenario. Quite an imagination you have.

Have sex.

Just been on the phone with the elder council. Turns out Sicilians are NOT white, but Northern Italians are.

first for dead angl*ids

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i'd suck it dry desu

can only imagine "Cletus" being an insult in somewhere like Brooklyn

you are genuinely off the deep end amer

It’s not the Jooz who forced you to memorize all 500 Pokémon instead of getting laid

how common is rave culture in the UK?
the US has a couple massive raves (EDC, Tomorrowland, etc.), but local ones are non-existent

bootlicker was utterly seething in the last

What about central Italians?

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Fucken hat me again and you'll seriously regret it dont test me

raving is for mongs

I thought Crete was a different country from Greece like Cyprus is?

>the US has-
Didn't ask dickhead

underground rave scene in the UK is next level, only country id say i’ve experienced better illegal raves in was germany

ah yes the same old ad hominems for when you get blown the fuck out yet again. sad

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Don’t you have a video game or something to be playing

oh god you're so fucking boring with these questions. bet you think you're interesting but you're not

>Fucken hat me again and you'll seriously regret it dont test me

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Remove potato.

oxford bender

Baiting this hard

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HER name is MONI and I'm NOT HER you fucking IDIOT

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business idea: engage with yank posters to make /brit/ seethe

Cretans are chads unlike Ath*nians and Thessaloniggers

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He's a nonce. He's a bent paki. He's Amer the nonce bent paki.

Just shot up some marmite

I will let you in on a secret.

Grate some butter into your hamburger mix, makes all the difference.

>underground
thought they were legal?

me balding in the back left

keep up with the ad hominems lad, you're only making it more clear that you got btfo and have no argument

Stranger tings

what's illegal about dancing to some music again?

woodland and warehouse raves are the most common illegal ones these days, warehouse raves are 10/10 but they usually get shut down after a couple hours

Cretins

saw john podesta on the subway today he had a little naked 9 year old boy covered in blood with a leash around his neck and a gag in his mouth sitting on his lap and no one said anything

Why would you got to an illegal rave in the UK when clubs open till 6am

Where's Homealone
Where's Lisicki
Where's Z0ey
Where's Alan
Where's Thailad
Where's Schizo
Where's Catyank
Where's Bucks
Where's Frenchposter
Where's Unknown Flag
Where's Whisker
Where's East devon
Where's Dave
Where's Virgin Freak
Where's Slag poster

>ad hominem all last thread
>gets mad when someone points at your crippling Pokémon addiction

Go fap to a Bulbasuar

>>ad hominem all last thread
point me to one

feds being bastards init, usually its cos the events profit illegaly

SHE is called MONI and SHE is INNOCENT YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG

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>angl*
yeah explains it

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Moni obsessively stalked a female housemate
After she dared to reject his advances he installed a hidden camera in the bathroom
He then posted the pictures on r9k
The poor girl found out and he had a restraining order

He then had a psychopathic breakdown and assumed the identity of the girl. Called himself by her name and is transitioning to a woman

It's a good thing he was forced to be separated from her otherwise he would have likely killed her and worn her skin. Assuming her identity was the next best thing for him.

new gimmick: posting "gordon bennett" when replying to pictures of slags

just finished off 24 Jaffa cakes
need the government to intervene and regulate access to foodstuffs immediately

>Z0ey

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>big girls are beautiful
no they're not, they're fucking fat like cows. fuck off

Peng

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you never been to a rave lad? dont mean that in a patronizing way but ite a totally different vibe

Watching Snatch

Absolutely disgusting.

Beauty is being raped.

Did you go to a proper jungle night

Craving Snatch

Do you use spray tan? Is that true that all Sweden use it?

Some girls are bigger than others

need the lads who did 9/11 to get back together and do something about this one

im INTJ

He is a male Paki, he smells and is the colour of, shit.

Feel really bad for lads who are 5'5 or less.
Feel really bad for lads who have a 4 inch willer.

Really don't feel like wasting time with a fat boy who read about Cromwell once and now hates Catholics from the 17th century. Exposes your loserish brain and lifestyle

Now go whack off to a Charizard taking a shit

Very based.

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9/11: 2

just more people off their heads on drugs, art hoes, edgy 22 year olds, poor sound quality and cold as shit

not even the same poster. all I called you out on was your retarded argument that christians are just like jews. stay mad

Wish I had a hat

>tfw 5'6"
Phew!

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get the fucking yanks out

>4 inch willy
imagine being under that aha

The Mexicans have chosen to argue here

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dont remember much what was playing there. do remember there were like 3 different rooms, and one of them was playing some of the loudest bass possible. and remember the toilets were just this one wall

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some guy from my town died there recently

All pixies cultists have the same delusions, jeepers, alan, jeehover, budder...All the same fictional character.

Me? About to lift some weights

glass of wine and a few pages of Atlas Shrugged before bed

actually, it's 0.8181818181818

Limited to a small group of normies.

Enterprise suggestion: Black Mermaids

just checked the archive and doug the chink has been posting literally all day
poor neet

Were you the bozo saying you were mad that Jews brought Africans to the USA? Even though the amount brought by Jews was miniscule compared to whites and Christians?

These insane sounding rants are why you have no friends in real life.

>baiting hats this hard