Who has the best card, Jow Forums?

Who has the best card, Jow Forums?

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It really is paul allen, not even close.

unironically bateman

Personally I think it goes

Allen>Bateman>Bryce>>>>Patten

Allen > Patten > Bateman > Bryce

Agreed.

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Allen > Bateman > Bryce > Van Patten

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Bryce = Allen > Bateman >>>> Van Patten

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>Aquisitions
>Same exact contact information

Shit tier prop department.

I cant believe Id: 10859167 prefers, Id: 10859150's choice to mine

that's the point you fucking mong

The mispelilngs was the purposeful, and they have the same numbers because all calls should go through a central line first

how many vice presidents can their be for a company?

It's that good of a company

kek. retard. the point is that they're indistinguishable as human beings hence the business cards

Bryce > Allen > Bateman > 100% trash

How are they all Vice Presidents at Pierce

Agreed, but it is very close though.

Mah niggu you got excellent taste

>t. brainlet

Assuming you're serious, you can have dozens. That's where you get shit like "Senior Vice President" vs "Executive Vice President" vs plain ol' "Vice President".

Yeah they didn't even put their mobile numbers on the cards, wtf.

Because they are all soulless yuppie trust-fund babies who have never worked a day in their lives.

The movie is good but the book is waaaay better, definitely in my top 3 books

Also Allen>Patten\Bryce>Bateman

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dickhead bachstrom

All of you are fucking brainlets and represent the absolute state of biz. VPs are a dime a dozen in banking. It's the equivalent of a manager in other professional service jobs. Analyst>Associste>VP>Director>MD

Now kys

>All of you are fucking brainlets and represent the absolute state of biz. VPs are a dime a dozen in banking. It's the equivalent of a manager in other professional service jobs. Analyst>Associste>VP>Director>MD

That's not the point, brainlet

Bryce for sure

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Oh really? Please tell me, in your infinite wisdom, what the point is. "Hurr durr too many VeePees!!!." There are hundreds of VPs at large IBs. Hilarious that a board about business and finance doesn't know the basic hierarchy of the financial world. Seriously kys.

>Oh really? Please tell me, in your infinite wisdom, what the point is. "Hurr durr too many VeePees!!!." There are hundreds of VPs at large IBs. Hilarious that a board about business and finance doesn't know the basic hierarchy of the financial world. Seriously kys.

They're seemingly important sounding positions, yet they aren't shown doing any work and look/dress exactly the same. You really think the average movie watcher has any understanding of how a M&A firm is structured?

It was common to call the central line and typically an operator would connect you to the requested party.

>There are people on biz who haven't seen this movie

The board really has gone to shit.

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I'm not talking about the average movie goer. I'm referring the the knuckle dragging troglodytes who frequent a board about finance.

buissness cards are bullshit
all that shit will end up in the ocean

"Aquisitions"

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They're all complete shit with their inconsistent capitalization.

Unironically its Bateman with the swaggy card doh

Halberstram

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Allen>Bateman>Van Patten>Bryce

I wouldn't wipe my ass with Bryce's card

How has nobody posted the chainlink American psycho webm yet?

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based Bryceposter

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i agree bryce

Good bait

What the fuck is up with Bateman's misaligned ampersand and contact number?

Unironically shrieked irl nice one user lmao

Here you go

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Bryce cause the texture pleases my compulsiveness

paul allen

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You mean because it pleases your compulsiveness?

Imagine how it feels to touch it hnnghh

It does look like a pleasing texture.

You're all sheep

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Putting dots in a phone number is retarded.

>What the fuck is up with Bateman's misaligned ampersand and contact number?
Do you mean why the numbers are on different heights?
They're oldstyle figures meant to blend in better with lowercase letters. It's mostly common in books with longer passages of text.

I have no idea what's going on with the ampersand.

Allen>Bryce>>>Patten>Bateman

cards in 2018 lmao

Van Patten.

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Yep